Name: Bill Burr - Joe DeRosa's Birthday | Tarrytown New York
Uploaded: 2017-08-11T13:37:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Joe DeRosa's Birthday | Tarrytown New York' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-08-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Joe DeRosa's Birthday | Tarrytown New York' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-08-11. Transcript available.

So I'm going to try to eat like an angel. I've been doing really good.
The old Billy Knows booze bag, you know, I went out Tuesday night
because it was Joe DeRose's birthday, and I'll tell you right now, my liver is
so happy
Joe's only turning 40 once. Oh, oh, let me tell you.
I was so hungover the next day, I woke up like laughing.
It was like, it was, it was so pathetic.
I felt so bad. It wasn't, it wasn't even like, it would be redundant to
actually feel bad at that point.
And, uh, I actually got up, forced down half a glass of water, and I went out
and I worked out.
Hung over his shit, you know, stretching out the hammies, my big dumb fucking
head down towards my ankles,
you know, stretching out my hammies, and my head was just going guz, guz, guz.
You know, but I got to tell you, that's where being German-Irish comes in.
Because you will plow fucking through anything.
You know what I mean?
If that was, if that was Verzi, with his Mediterranean blood, knowing how to
live life and, you know,
smell the roses, he would have called in sick to work.
If he got up a second before 2 a.m., I'm telling you, Paul Verzi, he would have
been moaning.
You know what I mean?
Like, he just shattered his leg.
Oh, dude, we had a great time.
We had a great time.
We went to two, we went to this old school, one of the oldest restaurants in,
um,
in, uh, Hollywood, on, on Hollywood Boulevard.
Got a, I got a great steak, uh, split it with Nia, and Joe got this fucking
prime rib that I'm telling you, dude,
was like, I know that people always say the Flintstones.
It was fucking gigantic.
And I looked at it, and he goes, dude, you gotta try it, man.
This is amazing.
I was like, wow.
And I looked down, and I swear to God, it felt like six minutes later, and I
looked up,
and he was, like, down to the last two bites.
I mean, the kid's an animal.
40 years old, there's no slowing him down.
And then we ended up at the American Legion.
And, um, yeah, and I don't remember much after that.
I remember I got him a cake, you know, that said a bunch of horrible things
about him on it.
Um, and next thing you know, I was sitting in something that sort of resembled
a tree fort
or, like, a bandstand kind of thing outside in a parking lot with, like, nine
other people
that I don't even know where they came from, and we were all smoking cigars.
And then I did the Irish goodbye.
Um, somebody called me an Uber, and that was it.
But you know what?
I'm right back on it, though.
You know, every once in a while, you know, you don't, you gotta, you gotta
fucking slap your liver around.
Let it know who's boss.
Okay, then other than that, you know, you take, you take care of it, you know?
I have an abusive relationship with my, with my liver.
But, uh, anyways, I'm out here, uh, doing Red Bank, Count Basie Theater.
Theater?
Uh, let me know some good spots to eat out here if you guys know.
Um, I've never stayed out here, but I'm excited to, uh, be out here and not
have to deal with
the fucking traffic coming out of Manhattan.
And, um, I can't wait to do these fucking shows, because once these things,
this is a great
theater, and, uh, I'm really loving where my act is at.
And then on Sunday night, All Things Comedy Network is producing its first
stand-up special
with Paul Verzi, Verzi, Verzi, yeah, yeah, yeah, at the, uh, Tarrytown Theater
in beautiful
Tarrytown, New York City.
I mean, Tarrytown, New York, not New York City, upstate New York, or, I don't
know,
they get all upset if you say upstate.
Upstate to them is Poughkeepsie.
Um, the Westchester area, whatever the fuck it is, um, it's right on the water.
Um, if you guys have never been to that part of the country, I mean, it really
is, it's
fucking gorgeous.
Like, Sleepy Hollow is up there.
You got the Hudson River.
I mean, it's like, um, you know what it's like?
It's, it's like how most non-white people think white people live, how they
think all
white people live.
Um, it is really, really, really, really quaint.
I mean, it's just like, I mean, it's just, you know, like, where's the pumpkin
patch?
It's like shit like that.
You know, homemade ice cream.
There's everything but those, what are those fucking creepy things the girls
used to hold
and they would skip around the little girls in the playground?
Here we go round the fucking thing, the fucking thing.
What the hell was it called?
The Mabry Bush, not the Mabry Bush.
You know, they just, you know, that's back when they didn't let women do
anything.
So like, that was their idea of playing.
You just grab on this string and you guys skip around.
You know, meanwhile, we're fucking guys are playing sports, trying to figure
out each other's
weaknesses.
I guess women were doing that, but on a different level, right?
I bet she doesn't like her nose.
I'm going to say something about that.
Yeah.