Name: Bill Burr - My Girlfriend Doesn't Appreciate Me
Uploaded: 2017-08-16T00:26:11.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - My Girlfriend Doesn't Appreciate Me' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-08-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - My Girlfriend Doesn't Appreciate Me' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-08-16. Transcript available.

uh my girlfriend doesn't appreciate me oh my girlfriend doesn't appreciate me
um hey billy back fat i like that one um i'm a 21 year old guy currently
unemployed well why the
fuck yeah you're a guy without a job that's like being a woman without tits i
mean what the fuck
or a vagina yes women that's what we look at you like i'm sorry we are we're
animals
blame god that's how we're wired i'm a 21 year old guy currently unemployed and
i live with my
girlfriend and we've been together for a year and i'm and i'm oh a year and
seven months now
uh recently it seems like she doesn't appreciate me anymore yesterday when she
was at work i made
her coffee did the laundry for her bought her some pizza and then picked her up
and all i heard
that night was how i didn't rinse the dishes enough before putting them in the
dishwasher she doesn't
act like this uh she doesn't act this way to anyone else and i feel like i can't
do anything right around
her would love to hear your feedback and go yourself yeah here's the deal here's
the deal
all right and you'll never get a woman to admit this all right but one of the
great things about
them having a boyfriend is that he's gonna pay for he's gonna take him out he's
gonna buy her buy her
stuff right he's gonna you know your job as a man is to provide okay a woman
you know after you get you
push her off the dock with your johnson there she can make a baby all right and
then
immediately just be the greatest mom and it's magical to watch what can we do
we pick up heavy
that they can't pick up and we go out and we earn a living now here's the thing
as a man the second
you're sitting there and you don't have a job and she does and now she gets to
feel what it's like to
be a man which is you come home right you've busted your ass all day you know
if you're young you don't
have your dream job yet unless you're justin bieber or somebody like that or
you made it for
professional sports generally speaking your 20s is the struggle of the dream
hoping it comes true
at some point in your 30s so she's coming home and she's seeing you sitting
there
like a little homemaker and you know every guy sometimes you know when you come
home
and you look at your you know if your wife stays at home or your girlfriend
stays at home and you're
just looking especially if you don't have any kids it's like what the did you
do all day
it's like every day saturday for you what the you know but at the end of the
day you're like yeah but
look at you she's you know she's she's beautiful she's banging me you know all
that that
guys i think are important but for women you got to provide dude you got to get
a job you
want you want your girlfriend to respect you again you got to get a job
you got to start bringing home money that's it that's it see what i do is i
actually i bring home
money and i do the dishes you know so then whenever my wife gives me i can be
like
what what is the problem okay i'm like babe ruth here i'm hitting home runs and
i'm
pitching a no-hitter what the else do you want what is the problem see that you
know why i can say that
because i have a job you don't have a job sir so no matter what the you do her
problem with you
is not that you didn't rinse the off it's not that you did this wrong or you
were driving too fast
it's the fact that when you guys go out to get a meatball sub she has to pay
for it
you know yeah you want to see all that feminism go right out the window you
stay home you be mr mom
that's what happened here sir what happened here sir is you stopped being a man
to her the second you
don't have a job when you're with the woman you immediately become like this 20
25 30 35 40 year
old teenager you they look at you like you're a child um that's it so you need
to get a job
am i am i ladies am i wrong i'm speaking for you here okay if you think i'm
wrong just
write into the podcast and i'll read your opinions and i'll make fun of myself
all right okay