Name: Bill Burr - John Daly
Uploaded: 2017-08-16T00:47:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - John Daly' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-08-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - John Daly' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-08-16. Transcript available.

All right, yeah, you know what I watched the other day that I really enjoyed
was I watched this whole thing on John Daly.
That guy has to be one of the most honest human beings, one of the most honest
human beings ever.
You know, it's kind of hard watching the guy, what he does to himself, but like,
I swear to God, like,
remember in Scarface when that guy goes, I like you, Tony, there's no lying in
you, you know?
There's lying in everybody, but John Daly, I think he, if they should recast,
they should fucking green screen him in there.
You know, can somebody Photoshop that and somebody just says, I like you, John
Daly, there's no lying in you.
They just be like, you know, how much at the height of your drinking when you're
drinking a day?
He goes, I drink like a case of beer, some days up to maybe 35, 40, and they go,
35, 40?
He's like, oh, yeah.
And then they go, then what?
He goes, ah, you know, I'd probably switch to whiskey.
And then he just started laughing.
Like, just being like, I know, it's fucked up.
He talked about how he played his best golf when he was a little drunk.
He goes, you know, the ball, you know, you just hit the ball better.
You know, you're looser, the body relaxes.
And I really wish I watched golf more when he was playing.
Because he didn't take all that fucking time when he went up to address the
ball.
He just went up and he just fucking hit the thing.
Crushed it.
Like, seriously, watching that guy swing is one of the most incredible things I've
ever seen in my life.
I actually saw some fucking idiot did that thing where he put the tea in his
mouth with the ball and he let John Daly do a John Daly swing.
Anyway, Daly didn't fuck up, thank God.
But I got to tell you something.
If you ever took that to this, he would have killed him.
He literally would have killed that guy.
He would have gone to jail, you know, with that guy from the fucking New Jersey
Nets, right?
He shot that limo driver and he would be in that row.
They have a row of cells of athletes who accidentally killed somebody.
He would have been right there, you know.
What did you do?
Ah, I shot my limo driver.
What did you do?
Ah, you know, I tried to hit a golf ball out of this guy's mouth and I missed
and I hit his head.
How far do you think John Daly could have hit a human head that was still
attached to a body?
So he has to rip it off the body.
I could say he could hit it at least 17 feet.
That's the level of torque and power in that man's swing.
So check out John Daly videos if you get a chance at work.
It's crazy.
It's so fucking like, it's an overly used expression, but refreshing when you
watch the guy.
He's not trying to hide anything.
He's just like, ah, no, that's what he's doing.
Yeah, one time there was a rain delay and, you know, just went in there.
Me and the other two golfers, you know, we just got hammered.
Just got absolutely hammered.
And then the next day we came out in the same clothes, hung over, and we
actually all played great.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.