Name: Bill Burr - The DNC Email Response
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - The DNC Email Response' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-09-05. Transcript available.

The DNC everybody. Dear Mr. Burr, I am appalled and disgusted that you had the
audacity to speak
poorly of Debbie Schultz Wasserman, a lifelong servant of her country and the
only party
that has moved this country forward. I usually enjoy your brand of humor. There's
no way this
person serious. I have see parts of your comedy specials and overheard a
handful of episodes of
your podcast while in the proxy of my brother-in-law. You, sir, have a
responsibility to tell the truth
and not just your uninformed opinions on politics. The deceit that you
distribute is going to aid in
the dismantling of this country. Oh God. Oh God. Give me a fucking break. You
just happened to be
walking by and you heard that. Well, you know, the whole part of this podcast
is that I am uninformed.
Um, and I sent a link that you could watch on YouTube and listen to that lawyer
discussing
the things that she did or didn't do. So I don't know what your fucking problem
is. You know,
I talk about politics the way I talk about sports as someone who never did it
at a professional level.
I met Schultz Wasserman a few years back and I asked her what we could do every
day to change
the nation for the better. And she eloquently said, do not let them tell you
how to feel.
Oh God. I'm not reading the rest of this. This is fucking
sincerely a proud Democrat who will not be discouraged. You know what you sound
like?
You sound like someone, you know, when someone comes up to me and says, the
Patriots are cheaters.
And then I say, who's your team? And then I talk about the shit that they've
done. And then they
downplay that. Yeah. You are, I gotta be honest with you as uninformed as I am,
um, people like you,
I can't even talk to because you're so lost in your blue ties that you can't
see that it's just,
you know what it's like. Everybody out here in Hollywood loves to sit there and
trash Fox news
and talk about how they're all these bullies and all that. And I'm going to
tell you, I'm not going
to name any fucking names, but the amount of performers, comedians, actresses,
and all this type
of shit, like their level of zero tolerance, like they're, they're literally
what they're fighting.
They're bullies. They tell people how they're supposed to think the way they're
supposed to
think. And they feel that they are 100% right. They feel that their view of the
world is the way
that the world should be. And anyone who doesn't think that needs to be
attacked, needs to be dragged
on stage and humiliated, needs to have their, their, their ability to earn a
living attacked.
It's no different than when you watched what Fox news did to the Dixie chicks.
It's the exact same
fucking thing. The exact same level of righteousness, patting themselves on the
back about how fucking
smart they are and how informed they are. You know, meanwhile, as they fly
around and fucking private
jets, give me a fucking break. Give me a fucking break. Okay. You know, the
Patriots cheat your team
cheats. The Republicans are pieces of shit. The Democrats are pieces of shit.
All right. There
you go. There you go. So anything other than that, you're looking at shit
through fucking rose colored
glasses. And, um, I think it's, I think that that is, uh, I don't know what to
think. I just, I can't
have a conversation with that. You know what I mean? It's like, if I listened
to a red Sox fan back
when Derek Jeter was playing and they just say that he sucks and he's fucking
overrated and blah, blah.
And I would just sit there and be like, nah, he isn't. He's fucking one, one of
the greatest players
of all time. I'd love if he was on my team. You know, I hate the Yankees, but I,
I'm not going to hate
on greatness. Mariano Rivera is the greatest fucking closer of all time. I
still fucking hate
the Yankees, but I don't hate him to a level that I can't see. I can't see that.
You know what I mean?
I just don't, I just don't fucking understand it. I don't understand it. Like
you want to talk about
Spygate? Yeah. And the Patriots were guilty of cheating. Deflategate was
bullshit. Spygate was true.
However, they were only guilty of, of doing it for one game. And I only clarify
that because
everybody thinks, well, they should take away all their titles because that's
what they were doing.
No, that was the first game. It was illegal and they kept fucking doing it.
All right. And they were 100% guilty and they deserve to be fucking fine
because they were cheating
then. Yes, they were that one time. All the other stuff was bullshit though.
However, if they,
because I remember when Deflategate came out, I was like, if they did this shit
again,
I'm done with this fucking team. That's what I said. And then I watched the
whole
fucking thing unfold. And I was like, oh, this was just bullshit.
So there you go. Does that sound even handed? You guys probably think I'm too
much of a Patriots
fan, but I mean, I did it. They Spygate was cheating and they were guilty. They
did it one game.
Ray man, Jeannie fucking ratted them out.
Then that was it. They were fucking guilty. What are you going to do? Does that
make them worse
than anybody else? No. Bill Walsh fucking cheated. So there you go. There's
your Democrats and your
Republicans. Say the Patriots are Democrats. I'm a Patriots fan. So I am a
Democrat. Okay. But I can
see their fucking, I can see that Spygate was fucking cheating and they were
guilty of it. And I
could also see that Bill Walsh fucking did the same thing when he pretended his
fucking headsets went out.
It's not that fucking hard. Um, I don't understand what your point is that the,
oh my God, this person
was just a fucking amazing person. And I said, what should we do? He said, don't
let them capitals
tell you how to feel. That is such like, that has got to be the most vague. I'm
on my way to my town
car fucking horseshit response ever. Hey Bill, uh, what's your secret to being
a successful standup
comedian? Uh, you know, just get out there and keep doing it, man.