Name: Bill Burr - Booze Line Up Emails 09-11-17
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Booze Line Up Emails 09-11-17' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-09-11. Transcript available.

with the uh the booze lineups here all right it's guys booze lineup hey billy
bollock chops
uh i'm a listener from a listener from the uk i uh by the way it's 16 to 3 well
you guys already
know this shit dallas playing some good defense i'm a listener from the uk i
managed to get to
your show in manchester and it was brilliant ah thank you i was nervous about
that show
you know all i knew was this fucking soccer hoodlums from the 80s you know the
fucking neo-nazis
falling around man united that's all i knew i read among the thugs and to me
that was manchester
um he said i wanted to send you my team of drinks but i don't watch baseball oh
your batting lineup
okay i tried when i was in new york to watch baseball but i found it boring
same with football
fucking boring uh he means soccer here i guess because he says i only watch for
that for the
world cup i mainly watch rugby league you watch that seven nation league where
if you come in
last you get the wooden spoon um nfl for the seahawks cricket and i'm a big fan
of f1 dude if
you can sit through fucking cricket you can get through a baseball game i mean
that's the same
thing except cricket lasts for fucking five days um i decided to send you my
list of drinks as the
formula one teams i don't really drink that many neat spirits or whiskey so i
included everything else
i drink when i want to get pissed all right leading off he's got mercedes his
mercedes-benz team for
those you don't watch f1 they're like the fucking cream of the crop uh well you
really should have
batting cleanup but i get this you're gonna do this more like you know how they
rank football teams
the best to the worst all right uh ipa beers yeah i'm one of those guys but i
don't piss people off
talking about it my pole position drink quite happy to drink these beers all
night drink ipas all night
jesus christ it's like drinking a thanksgiving dinner each pint is so fucking
i fucking hate they're so fucking you know every once in a while if i just want
to have one beer
but i know i'm gonna drink 30 i'll have an ipa because by the time i'm done
with it i'm just like
jesus christ i've had enough enough with the fucking hops
good lord it's like overacting quit bugging your eyes out of your fucking head
i get it beer's supposed
to have hops well as long as you don't drink any of those stupid beers that
have those
those aggressive for no reason names you know angry fuck face kick your mother
in the cunt beer
whatever the hell i have ale angry ale all right his second batter would be the
ferrari team jack
daniels black label old number seven whatever you want to call it uh been
around for these all these
years and it's and it is as popular as it's always been usually drink it with
the coke rarely neat oh
jesus this guy's not even in triple a here batting third red bull
mount gay with mount gay eclipse rum all right if you're in your 20s i forgive
you for this lineup
i've been drinking it with ginger beer since these guys were jaguar oh the red
ball i'm sorry the red
bull team i'm a fucking idiot so i'm sorry i thought you were drinking red bulls
and
mount gay eclipse rum i was like what in the fuck i'm sorry i apologize all
right force india team
is this is a broca vodka never heard of that usually with apple juice dude i
gotta be honest you drink
like a woman usually with apple juice and a little umbrella in there and i sort
of spin around a
couple of times do i like fatness i'm new to good vodka like a few brits i was
drinking
uh paint stripper vodka paint striper vodka and red bull from 17.
um all right the williams stella
artois lager
it's okay williams team
is the stella artois i don't know how to say half the shit the old dependable i
never heard of it
but doesn't win many races anymore still nothing beats turning up at a mate's
house with the crate
of stella for a day of drinking toro rosso team would be sailor jerry rum this
guy's a rum drinker
when i started drinking rum and moved to the red bull team not long after all
right well at least you
didn't mix that with anything the haas the american formula one jack daniel
single barrel one for the
americans there you go the only whiskey i really drink neat good man there's
hope for you renault
that poor ass team uh bitter uh the classic british british drink which is not
served warm it's served
at cellular cellar temperature i don't even know what bitter is mclaren jägermeister
not as good as it used to be but i have some great nights drinking this stuff
how the fuck anybody drinks more than one of those is beyond me uh the the sauber
team i don't even
know who that is bringing up the rear it's cider not even close to a go-to
drink but i'm glad it's
there i fucking hate cider uh love the podcast efforts for family and all the
specials come back
to the uk soon thanks and go fuck yourself i'll definitely be uh be back there
thank you for your
booze lineup um there was actually a couple interesting things in there
that's a brow cup vodka i never heard of that but you know i'm gonna do yoga
and pilates for the rest
of my life i'm gonna age like sting granted he started doing that shit in his
30s all right number
two all right uh um question number two or whatever the fuck i'm doing this
week a rhinestone ball bag
billy uh love the podcast and love when you rip into the morons simply for
being morons keep it up
that's why i trash myself so much i wanted to throw down a booze lineup but for
hockey all right here we
go we're going for more booze lineup i feel like this is getting old people i'm
gonna read this last
one that's gonna be it for the booze lineups and every once in a while we'll do
it uh we need some
more overrated underrateds uh center the cindy crogby position miller genuine
draft ah i hate that beer
god bless you somebody's got to drink it you pay a little too much for him but
he's your franchise player
so you have no choice left wing is weiser's black label smooth dangles and sets
everyone else up
right wing is santiago 16 year cuban run rum foreign player other teams are
afraid to sign that
plays his ass off every night but takes some stupid penalties d-man number one
jack daniel safe gritty
defensive minded and you d and you didn't break the cap hit for him d-man two
cores light never misses a game
jumps up in the zone but on the wrong end of the odd man rushes too often goalie
is crown royal hometown
boy that gives you 65 starts a season and always gives you a chance bartnick
would love that lineup
i don't know about miller genuine draft but he'd love that you finished with
crown royal
uh thanks and go yourself all right