Name: Bill Burr - Hillary Clinton Supporter Complaining
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Hillary Clinton Supporter Complaining' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-09-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Hillary Clinton Supporter Complaining' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-09-18. Transcript available.

whiny fan complaining all right howdy bill i'm a four-year podcast listener and
i saw you live
in san antonio early this year i think you're hilarious guy and obviously it's
your podcast
and i should go fuck myself but i think your trump positions are kind of unfair
um oh god not another political fucking person he did call himself off for
being
i think your trump positions are kind of unfair well then you think my hillary
ones are fair
all right god bless you um i know you're just a comedian i know you have a lot
of fans in the
quote real america oh there's the left talking down to the right okay and so
you have to toe a line
isn't this is the classic i really hope the person who wrote this is listening
sir you're
and you are inventing all of this in your head because you're upset about
something politically
okay are you mad at what i'm talking about about trump is that what this is
you feel i have to toe some sort of fucking what liberal line because i'm out
here in hollywood
um but trump is to my mind obviously a dangerous guy i won't go through my
whole list of grievance
grievances but he thinks climate change is a chinese hoax uh supports white
supremacists
and just this week through the lives of 800 000 what i gotta make sure he didn't
use any comments
eight million people who are brought here as children into disarray
i know every president has skeletons but even a liberal like me oh it's a hillary
person can see
this guy is nothing like w w or george h uh dude when did i say i like this guy
i never did i never said that i liked the guy i just said people freaking out
about him
and losing their fucking shit i should have been more specific like fucking
white people acting like
the needle in your life was going to change that fucking far all right by the
way um
you know if you really want to see a bunch of skeletons both of these people i
mean this election was
essentially 2 a.m at a bar i mean you had to go home with somebody right
probably shouldn't have um listen this fucking guy thinks climate change is a
hoax fine all right
hillary was all for bailing out these fucking banks in 2008 which is exactly
what the fuck happened
and all these people who stayed in florida riding out the fucking storm and
everybody's making fun of
them and saying how dumb they are for staying there they're probably upside
down in their house
and unlike the bankers don't have another house that they can go to yeah
evacuate the area and do what
go with half of the florida and sit in a fucking waffle house in georgia and
then what i don't have
enough gas money to get back i love the complete lack of sympathy for people
that completely fucked in 2008
um which hillary was totally all about she was also all about fucking you know
ignoring the wishes of
the people on the left who voted more for fucking bernie sanders according to
this trial
and colluded with the democratic party to ignore those votes and box bernie
sanders out and she
just took the nomination and now all of a sudden she's got the fucking balls to
sit here and talk
about the electoral college okay she's not a good person either and i'm not
saying w is i told you i was
done i'm saying w i mean sorry donald trump i said i was done with donald trump
when he said
that both sides can contributed to the violence that he couldn't even get
himself to say that
those nazis might be a little out of their fucking minds the neo-nazis i told
you i was done with
the guy okay but you hate the guy so much you're hearing what you want to hear
all right maybe i don't
trash trump enough on this podcast but i don't feel that i need to everybody at
least in my profession
has a bit on how fucking stupid the guy is
really a dry mouth talking about this shit so i i don't and for you to sit
there you fucking cunt
after four years of listening my podcast acting like i tow some sort of line
did you do you ever listen
to my fucking advertising i lose advertisers all the fucking time okay if i was
towing some sort of line
i would read those things like i was on fucking lawrence welk hyping geritol i
don't okay
i tow a line as far as i say what the fuck i think is funny that's the line
that i am towing here sir
i'm sorry the guy that you wanted to fucking win didn't fucking win i know i
know trump's out of his
fucking mind and i don't need you wagging your fucking finger at me and give me
a goddamn fucking
lecture is if i don't understand that this guy is fucked up okay so why don't
you look at your own up
your own fucking skirt it'd be a little more even-handed all you fucking guys i
mean i guess you got to
whine about trump because he's actually the fucking president of jesus christ
the fucking pass i don't
know what the fuck it is that hillary gets is is unbelievable p.s hillary sucks
that's all i get on this side
you know he said look man i just think that despite what you're saying about
being a comedian you do
have a platform fuck you buddy fuck you you're not putting that on me all right
i can tell you this
right now dude if you get your political information from a fucking stand-up
comedian who can't even read
out loud you use this thing to decide who the leader of the quote free world is
going to be i can't help
you what am i supposed to do you know what i would say to you send your fucking
dna into the ravens
um anyways you do have a platform and while i'd never dare to tell you what to
say i hope you
will consider what happens when you play down the danger of his behaviors um
let me ask you this sir
what exactly would be happening now if the other fucking bought and paid for
fucking twat went in
there what do you think would happen what do you think would happen huh
do you honestly when while she admits that global warming is real what do you
think would happen
do you think she's gonna do anything most the most she could be in there for is
eight fuck they
just weighed him out al gore in 1992 said that there has to be a car that gets
at least 100 miles
a gallon by the fucking year 2000 something like that and just kept delaying
the project and delaying
it and delaying it and delaying it and delaying it and then they were out of
office and it just
fucking went away there you go so i don't know what to tell you uh i have to
tell you buddy um i always
vote outside of the democratic and the republican party okay unless i find
somebody within them like a
bernie sanders who i feel will actually hopefully make more people within those
bought and paid for
fucking groups uh i don't know take a stand for fucking regular people i mean
that's what i do
okay i don't like trump the guy makes me sick to my stomach i think he's uh i
absolutely think the guy's
fucking racist uh but i also think hillary is the fucking devil and in a lot of
ways we sidestepped a
bunch of other shit okay we walked into a bunch of the shit with trump but you
definitely sidestepped
up come on man everybody anybody with any remote sense of intelligence knows
that you know that
was the fucking blue bonnet bull all right that wasn't the fucking that wasn't
alabama versus
fucking clemson or shit that was uh you know that was the holiday bull election
all right actual money
based but i'm you know i don't know i don't know why you needed to send me that
dude you honestly
think that i want to see fucking kids get sent out of this country i don't i
don't okay so stop
turning me into the fucking you know what it is do you know why this country's
fucked up there's a guy
who can't read out loud that does a podcast twice a week and i'm telling you
that is if we could just
get him to politically say what we feel i think we could turn this country
around
we're taking callers i said buddy