Name: Bill Burr - Pharmacist Writing In
Uploaded: 2017-09-28T16:14:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Pharmacist Writing In' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-09-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Pharmacist Writing In' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-09-28. Transcript available.

all right let's let's do the little write in here um pharmacist writing in uh
dear billy
bag chaser your rant on pharmacists last week was hilarious we have to be able
able to laugh
at ourselves right i just wanted to weigh in on a couple of things first off
the medication you
were prescribed the anti-inflammatory drug you received was in the non-steroidal
anti-inflammatory
drug class how the fuck do you know you didn't even look at it maybe you just
be i know i can tell just
by the way he's talking about it i understand basically these drugs decrease
the formation
of prostaglandins and thrombax named those chemicals are involved in the
inflammation process which itself
causes pain so these drugs can't just decrease inflammation without also
decreasing pain thus
being labeled a pain killer oh okay n saids are not in the opioid family okay
are not happy habit
forming i don't know what this guy's talking about but it sounds like he's
blowing my argument out of
the water however they can be very dangerous in susceptible populations why can't
you say with
addicts susceptible populations you guys are such fucking creeps in that world
nsaids nsaids
nsaids increase the risk of cardiac events kidney damage and stomach ulcers oh
i'm sorry recovered
addicts uh usually in the elderly or those with pre-existing conditions i'm not
sure what the other
drug you received was if it was a narcotic opioid painkiller and the doctor and
pharmacist did not discuss it
with you they would be negligible on their part since when since when i want to
know um now that the uh
the uh the heroin epidemic is completely out of control in the state of ohio is
suing
pharmaceutical companies i guarantee i graduated four years ago and the dangers
of narcotics was
extremely stressed now all the medical bodies are communicating the dangers of
narcotics to
practitioners and overseeing that prescribing is done appropriately and maybe
this is just the
fucking it's just how we are you know like when we first they first had that ddt
and they sprayed
it all over the place and this is like great we just ended all these plagues
and then we did all this
damage to the environment we created this fucking window that is starting to
close i feel where
it was this golden age of not having to walk around with the fucking boil on
your face and dying of the
black plague and um we just got a little out of control with it which would
have been great as if
as we eradicated all of these different diseases if we somehow didn't grow the
population i feel like
that's the sweet spot i feel like that's what the fucking illuminati should be
discussing is like
what is the optimal number of people including ourselves of course who should
be allowed to
survive while we keep all the modern day technologies so we can still live this
awesome flat screen life
with no plagues but like we also can still sustain like living on this fucking
planet what is that thing
what is what is that number and they're not taking college because they're a
fucking closed entity