Name: Bill Burr - Buccaneers
Uploaded: 2017-10-01T02:19:23.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Buccaneers' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-10-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Buccaneers' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-10-01. Transcript available.

okay first of all nobody respects the tampa bay buccaneers you know why because
they have a giant
pirates of the caribbean ship inside their stadium i don't know what they're
trying to do
i don't understand how the oakland raiders okay who have like a pirate on the
side of their helmet
are able to achieve the badass badass fucking uniform in all the sports as far
as i'm concerned
when they move to vegas and they have the white home jerseys they better go
back to the silver
numbers or or my name isn't billy fat tits all right tampa bay buccaneers i don't
understand is
what is a buccaneer exactly okay let's look this up because judging by their
colors i feel like it's
more like the musical theater sort of pirate it's much more let's just go out
and have an adventure
rather than raping and pillaging what do we got here all right the fucking buccaneers
lost last
week 34 to 17 so they're coming off a big loss that's always a concern what the
fuck is a buccaneer
buccaneer all right buccaneers were a kind
okay a privater or pirate what's a privater privateer privateer a privateer was
a private
person oh so they keep to themselves well that's not really good in a team
sport is it or a ship
that engaged in maritime warfare okay under a commission of war all right well
they did it
very officially all right particularly to the caribbean sea yeah pirates of the
caribbean that's
right originally the name applied to the landless hunters of wild boars and
cattle in the largely
uninhabited areas of tortuga and hispaniola the meat caught they smoked over a
slow fire where the
what are we talking about
something about jerk meat or jerky
why should we fear these people you know what this is just a whole bunch of
reading that i don't want
to do it when caught by anti-pirate english authorities seven all right you
know what i need to do what's
the difference between a pirate and a buccaneer oh what's the difference what's
the difference
between a raider and oakland raider and a buccaneer i would say about 30 pounds
judge i've been well i've never been to the tampa stadium i'm gonna be there in
a few weeks though
okay buccaneer verse raider what's the difference this is why you gotta love
the internet i'm not
saying they have a right answer but they always have an answer what's the
difference uh buccaneer
is a synonym of raider as nouns the difference between a buccaneer and a raider
is that
buccaneer is an is nautical any of a group of seamen jizz no seamen who cruised
on their own
account on the spanish main and in the pacific in the 17th century similar to
pirates but did not
prey on ships of their own nation while a raider is one who gauges engages in a
raid
colon semi-colon a plunderer
well what the fuck is a raid and what is a plunderer see this this is what you
do you're
fucking
plunderer
the plunderer is a fictional character so they they don't even exist i don't
want this fucking
that was actually a superhero daredevil fought the plunderer
plunderer come on man come on give me something give me something here you cunts
plunder wikipedia is just such a one-trick pony sometimes they just keep
guiding you back to the
same fucking
to plunder the public treasury to take wrongfully as pillage yeah okay all
right you know i i don't
even give a shit anymore how about that all i know is whoever fucking drew the
raiders logo did not
draw the buccaneers logo that first one at least unless he was a raider fan it
was like these are these
fucking guys saying they're kind of like us we already took this name let me
see tampa bay
fucking ears this will be like a porno logo what do we got here that's sort of
a pirate oh yeah they
you know they kind of ripped off they're trying to rip off the old fucking
trying to rip off the raiders here let's see their fucking original their
original logo was just like i think it was tom selleck
i don't know what it was no i'm not really tom selleck sort of winking at you
tiniest of knives in his fucking mouth there's the one i remember right there
the cream sickle
yeah i don't know what that was he looked like a three musketeer he looked like
a good guy i think
that that was the problem um was there a point to any of that i don't think
there was
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