Name: Bill Burr -NFL Protest | Lightning Delays
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr -NFL Protest | Lightning Delays' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-10-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr -NFL Protest | Lightning Delays' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-10-01. Transcript available.

hey what's going on it's bill burr and it's time for the thursday afternoon
just before friday
monday morning podcast and i'm just checking in on you i'm just checking in on
you seeing how
you're doing how are you today huh are you upset thursday afternoon thursday
night football what
happened during the song this time that made people upset and decided that they
were going to
get all up in arms about their corner of the fucking world unbelievable i'm so
fucking now i'm
going to be the guy talking i'm so fucking listening to people making that
thing about what they want it
to be about it's like that's not what the initial protest was about if you
would like to discuss
police brutality i'm more than willing to listen to it i don't want to hear
your fucking soliloquy
you know all those people who are like you know want to be the irreverent like
i don't even care i
don't even key yeah of course you don't care it doesn't fuck what they're
talking about doesn't
affect you it's not about you okay who gives a fuck it's one moment at the
beginning of the game
commenting on something that people are trying to fix that's all that's all my
biggest complaint about
between the bears and the fucking packers is they stop the game because there's
potential of lightning
god for fucking bid somebody gets electrocuted it's unbelievable it's
unbelievable how important
human beings still consider other human beings i just don't know it really isn't
about that it's like
do you think the nfl gives a fuck about you they don't they don't give a shit
about you they don't want
you to get electrocuted because then you can't go out and buy another jersey or
another ticket
or nfl sunday ticket that's what they care about and somehow they're gonna get
blamed
right because everybody in the crowd is gonna be like well they should have
known that god was gonna do
that
you should have known what the weather was gonna be
you know there's no more hey fucko you went outside you know what's outside
lightning and you went outside and god damn it lightning found you and that's
your own dumb luck guess what you're gonna have your own wikipedia page now you
don't have one now nobody knows who the fuck you are but you get struck by
lightning
somebody's gonna find you on wikipedia maybe you won't get your own page
you might be on a page that's just a list of people struck by lightning in 2017
or in or in whatever the fuck we're calling this decade it has to be an
extraordinary
uh circumstance to when you get struck by lightning for you to get your own wikipedia
page you have to get struck by lightning and then something else happens
you're struck by lightning you catch on fire and you run into a papier-mâché
factory
all right with a bunch of children there
whose make a wish was that they could go to a make a fucking papier-mâché
factory then you run in there and then
and it all goes up and all those little kids die then
now then you'd have to share it with the kids
it's a tough thing it's hard to get struck by lightning
and get your own wikipedia page
you know
you know what's funny is if that actually happened
you got struck by lightning you had a nice afro going your catches on fire
you run into a papier-mâché factory there was a bunch of make-a-wish kids in
there and then they all fucking died
the funniest fucking thing about all that is how much shit your relatives would
get
you know what i mean
saying oh you know that guy that guy he's one of those wilson kids
yeah you know his fucking brother gets struck by lightning instead of just
dying laying there burning
the fucking asshole
cunt that he is runs into a papier-mâché factory and kills a bunch of kids
that were already dying anyways
you know
and then everybody treats them like shit
like you can keep your wits about you
when your head's on fire
the bottom line is is uh i don't know what happened to football
i don't ever remember it being stopped because of weather it used to be they
play
in all kinds of weather right and you had the ice bowl up there in green bay
you had that game where all the locusts descended down on the kansas city chiefs
when they played the fucking uh
new york titans
i'm just making up shit at this point
i don't know what happened to the game but now anytime
there's going to be a little bit of crosswind
what if it blows somebody's sunglasses off and goes into somebody's eye
i mean jesus christ those those people that that's wisconsin
the amount of layers of clothes
and blubber you have to go through after the lightning strikes them to even
like
you know rattle a few fillings loose of the average person in wisconsin
these are these are these are wholesome people up there
okay
but do do do me undies me undies taking a fucking knee
do do do do me undies me undies from sea to fucking china and sea
white people say it means this black people say it means that
but we all could wear nice comfortable underwear
with the guts hanging over our ball bags
um somebody asked me to do a benefit today for puerto rico
those poor bastards are still without power or you know after after getting hit
by that hurricane
and everybody's over here talking about somebody taking a knee
i actually think taking a knee is more respectful than standing up
isn't it
christ the guy's on his fucking knees
um
so hopefully i'll be able to do that
hopefully people stop focusing on the song
and start focusing more on the heroin epidemic
right oh i'm on my soapbox
the fact that we're feeding cows to other cows
and cutting the beaks off of birds that are walking around doing face plants
because their breasts are too fucking big
you know
you can't even give them a beak to fucking land on
that's like that max get smart episode where they put them in the gurney
and they strapped them in and it was only one of those fucking rotary doors
and they stood him up
you ever seen that one
they push him through and he does the fucking face plant
oh that bit killed me
i loved it back in the day
so