Name: Bill Burr - The Buccaneers Logo
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - The Buccaneers Logo' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-10-02. Transcript available.

the buccaneers logo everybody a bullet bill uh the original buccaneers logo was
taken from
the school i went to beloit college they settled in court and beloit won
because the school has
been around before the nfl uh the school is big in the liberal arts culture and
the conversation
of changing the mascot due to the barbaric history of the buccaneers uh the
school actually
has two mascots an official and unofficial the unofficial is a turtle and they're
trying to see
if they can make it the official mascot over the buccaneer good lord i could i
could give a fuck
about it but how would you feel if the patriots were to change to a pussy
animal first of all i
fucking love turtles if you don't like turtles man there's something wrong with
you they're awesome
they don't bug anybody and if you think they're pussies go out and go get bit
by one um i fucking
love turtles i had one as a pet i went to church and i came home and it drowned
his name was ralph and i
buried it in the fucking woods i never got another one uh thanks for bringing
it up uh anyways some
pussy animal because they're associated with white nationalists or whatever grotesque
historical
events that is beyond our control um the funny thing about that is all the
liberal white people
that go along with doing that shit do not want to give up their land or their
flat screen tvs i get
you know so as a half-assed you know gesture they're going to get rid of the
mascot like obviously i feel
the redskins i mean it's literally like a racial slur so i get that one but uh
this other shit i mean
i don't know liberal people want to get rid of it but i feel that's kind of a
way of uh
getting away with being cunts is you're kind of getting rid of the evidence
you know if they had the buccaneer on the side they'd be like well who's that
and be like oh yeah
that was a group of white people that came over here and just massacred a bunch
of fucking people
just took a bunch of shit they were evil they were evil and for all i know uh
you are one of their
descendants but if you just make it all go away and there's just a turtle i don't
know i think they
give human beings too much credit like you have to understand that we're kind
of out of our fucking
minds um something something some of it has to do with power i don't know what
it is but uh
i don't know we get too much power we behave like those fucking chimpanzees
when they go out and
hunt other monkeys you know what i mean i'll never fucking get over watching
that i just it's the
human the way they get excited and the way they torture the other fucking
monkey rather than just
kill the fucking thing is uh is a level of like sedate that's why i don't like
cats i don't like
how they just won't kill the mouse how the fucking thing's freaking out just
put it out of its fucking
misery they want still want to have fun with it um like if somebody said we're
descendants of cats
i'd be like yeah i fucking believe that we're always sneaking up on each other
trying to stab one
another you know um anyways i respect cats though you know i respect them all i'm
just saying you know
just that behavior is just fucking weird anyways he says love the fuck out of
the podcast been
listening since 2011 and followed your comedy since why do i do this uh thank
you for all the laughs hope
your family's doing well and go fuck yourself yeah my baby girl had a little
bit of the sniffles
doing a baby has a cold and it sneezes that's the funniest shit ever they don't
cover their mouth
and just it's fucking unreal it's like poltergeist and uh what's that what's
that nickelodeon slime
um so if you got a baby uh somebody told me this is good advice was just to get
like a a face cloth and
have it wet and just you know dab at it so you don't make their nose all raw
and all that stuff
obviously frequently rinse it out change it i know this is disgusting but it
was kind of what i was doing