Name: Bill Burr & Nia - Friend Who Smells Like Anus
Uploaded: 2017-12-19T19:14:59.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Nia - Friend Who Smells Like Anus' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-12-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Nia - Friend Who Smells Like Anus' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-12-19. Transcript available.

i'm okay friend who smells like anus oh boy hey you redheaded mick bastard um i
don't give a
shit what are you gonna do i'll tell you i think you're banned from this
podcast can i read it
huh can i read it yeah go ahead you read it thank you big fan of the podcast my
friend and i saw you
and mister don't forget this part you already read that hey you redheaded mick
bastard that's
offensive now somebody's gonna take that somebody's gonna take that and cut out
the part where you said
that's offensive i just wanted you on tape saying hey you redheaded mick
bastard i love it
all right big fan of the podcast my friend and i saw you in mr verzi do stand
up in albany new york
phenomenal show my question is about women's hygiene oh boy my two buddies and
i have a friend
that is a very nice person and he wears very preppy clothing however however
she smells like a bag of
rotten clams the odor has become so bad that the three of us have questioned
whether wearing a gas
max around her this person needs to write better as men we know it is not right
to tell a woman she
smells like ass but we don't know what else to do should we tell her or con one
of her friends into
telling her thanks bill keep up the hilarious podcast and go fuck yourself
first of all you are
so unoriginal by being like she smells like a bag of rotten clams you know
clams pussy um second of all
if you're not fucking this broad no you don't have anything to say next here um
all right nia got a
little defensive yeah can i ask you a question if you walked around smelling
like a bag of rotten clams
wouldn't you want somebody to give you the heads up before you became a person
and wears very preppy
clothing however she smells like what does that have to do with and i don't i
don't get it
oh because she's nice and she wears nice clothes but she smells like clams a
bag of rotten clams
a bag of rotten clams this sounds like an exaggeration give me a break smell so
bad the three of us have
questioned whether wearing a gas why are you why are you around for what like
where's the rest of your
sentence first of all learn how to write a sentence properly then maybe i can
why are you getting so
defensive like they said you smell like a bag of rotten clams this is this
fucking thing you're just
defending this person because she's a you know what you inserted yourself in
the story and you would
be the person i'm supposed to do isn't i'm supposed to put myself in the
scenario i guess so so now what
i'm trying to do is i'm trying to help pull you out of that oh okay and say
that you in no way shape
shape or form smell like a bag of rotten clams um yeah maybe i'm a little edgy
tonight all right
fine okay uh so what would you say how can they tell her
all right this this this woman okay probably wants to find love at some point
and you're not gonna you're really limiting you know she's got to find somebody
that uh works in
some sort of chemical plant that's destroyed your sense of smell so maybe she's
got some sort of like
uh medical issue yeah sometimes you can have like literally a sinus infection
that can give you really
bad breath there's all kinds of stuff like um you know and this is the thing
like guys like it's not like
i never ran into a woman that didn't wasn't so fresh and so clean you know and
i there's no way to tell
them because it the embarrassment of it yeah what should i do singing telegram
you smell like ass like ass like
um how can they do that i i would actually uh i would i would actually think
that she needs
if she's dressing nice and all that type of stuff meaning she's clean i would
say that she probably
needs to see a doctor and it's probably something with her diet i'm just this
is just that i've heard
diet um or i don't know maybe she's stressing a lot i don't i have no idea but
i i honestly don't
know how you would handle that well how how would you handle it okay if they it's
it's like the end
of a tom cruise movie and you got to clip the right fucking wire it blows up in
your face
okay first first thought how are you doing it i think you you take you take
them out not on like
a date but just hang out and just be like listen i love you so much you are
such an amazing person
you are the best you're the best you're breaking up with me um no no no no i
just feel like you know
sometimes i just notice like like an odor coming from you so i don't know oh my
god i don't know if
like i don't know if like your your washing machine isn't working you know or
like the why would she put her
vagina in a washing machine they're not smelling her vagina they're smelling
her bo right oh when i
heard clams i thought the problem was in the basement exactly exactly they're
talking about her bo i would
assume oh but it could be helitosis it could be if you're not if you're not her
like what do you what
do you care you know but because they like her they want to hang out with her
but she smells like
fucking i'm sorry he said a bag of clams i don't know what to tell you yeah she
smells like low tide
yeah maybe well maybe you're washing your what do you call it washing machine
isn't working effectively or
you should try a different uh i know what i would do detergent what would you
do i get two uh those spray
aerosol cans of like deodorant and i dress like a cowboy i walk into the bar
and go hands up and when
she did i go sorry i got nothing i don't know i i would try to have uh i would
i would have i would
talk to a female friend of hers and tell her to do it because it'll be less
embarrassing and just say
you're just giving her the heads up that's i had a friend and uh i still have
this friend and we had
someone that we worked with someone who i'm actually still a friend with and
was it a white male yeah
and he would talk about how my friend's breath stink and i would always like
laugh because he was
right her her breath did stink a lot and i would always offer her gum gum mint
oh you want one you want
one and she would always refuse so it's like what can i do you have to sit her
now and say bitch you
stink no sorry i brought this in sync anymore but at the time because probably
somebody told her yeah probably