Name: Bill Burr - My Daughter's Boyfriend Is A Loser
Uploaded: 2017-12-26T18:03:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - My Daughter's Boyfriend Is A Loser' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-12-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - My Daughter's Boyfriend Is A Loser' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-12-26. Transcript available.

all right my daughter's boyfriend is a loser oh boy dear Billy the kid first I
want to say that I
love the first two episodes of efforts for family and I can't wait oh the first
two seasons sorry
and I can't wait for season three thank you I don't like my daughter's
boyfriend I like how
this guy gets right to it and I want to make her break up with him let me tell
you about my girl
she's 28 years old she has a great job she's living in an apartment with this
guy the problem
is that she pays for everything because he's air quote between jobs and also
sometimes she calls
me to fix some stuff for her and when I get there I find this ass just playing
video games or watching
a movie oh my god he doesn't even put on a show for when his the father of his
girlfriend shows up yeah
this guy's a bum he doesn't do shit I really don't understand why she's still
with him my greatest fear
is if she marries if she marries that guy can you please give me your opinion
as a father oh my god
dude I'm brand new to this you're like a grizzled vet with a 28 year old I got
an 11 month old I'm
gonna give you advice can you please give me your opinion as a father on how to
deal with this
problem should I tell her to break up with him or should I just keep my mouth
shut and I would also
love to hear what the lovely Nia has to say about that situ about my situation
thank you keep up the
good work well unfortunately she's a little pissed at me right now so uh I only
got one more question
here um I I think I probably would have given him shit when I went over there
I would have just been like really you're just gonna sit there playing video
games while the
father of your girlfriend comes over to this apartment where she's paying for
everything and
you don't even have a job you're just gonna sit there and play video games who
raised you
I probably you know now I'm not the smartest guy and I also fly off the handle
a lot uh I would have
said something along those lines and then if he mentioned it to her I just say
listen I probably
shouldn't have said that I love you I want the best for you and you know it it
just as your dad it
bothers me that you're paying for everything and then I came over to the fixed
stuff and this guy
couldn't even stop playing video games um you know something don't say anything
then because then you
look like the asshole that's that was bad advice all right swing and a miss
strike one
I would say that to her just say listen I'm just gonna say this and just say
this I'm just gonna say
this one time I have to get this off my chest as your dad because I love you
and I want the best for
you okay I understand that the person you're with right now is between jobs and
really try to
fight the urge to do the giant air quote between jobs and just say listen okay
I understand that you
know people have ups and downs in life but it was just kind of a red flag to me
that I went over to
your apartment where you're paying everything where there's a man there all
right and he sees the
father of the woman that he's dating come walking in to fix something that he's
not fixing he didn't
even help me he continued to play video games I'm just saying I'm a little
concerned
about the overall drive of the man in your life and as men we can't give you
children
all right what we do is provide
okay so uh
he just looked like a giant 12 year old to me don't say that last part but just
say I'm just a little
concerned are you do you share those concerns and if she says no just say fair
enough maybe I caught
him on a bad day but just as your father I felt like I had to say something if
you're okay with
him then I'm okay with him and then you then you're good because now you put it
out there
all right but if you come at her and you're just saying listen you need to dump
this guy
this guy's a bum because I said so then she's going to get her back up and be
are you know and
it'll become actually more romantic to her that she's you know it's us against
the world baby
did you hear what I said the kids gonna be like well oh sorry it's trying to
get to level seven
um that's the way I would handle it and then after that you just got to wash
your oh god that's
difficult you got to wash your hands of it um I don't know if I could do that
I I mean I would just start at some point if she stayed with him I would just
start openly teasing him
hey what do you say their their their couch face huh whatever his name's mike
hey mikey what what's
what's your favorite couch to sit on when you're not looking for a job
you know hey mike what's what's your favorite what's your favorite movie no let
me guess peter pan
right where you get to be 12 years old for the rest of your life um that's what
I would just I would
roast him I would roast him you're so progressive you know hey mike what do you
want what do you want
for uh what do you want for christmas you want an apron oh that's right you don't
even cook how
about one of those inflatable uh donut things that truckers wear when they sit
on their ass all day
getting hemorrhoids um you want a stand up desk to play your video games on
I would just yeah maybe do that I would just start roasting him