Name: Bill Burr - Goodbye From A Fan
Uploaded: 2018-01-03T07:21:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Goodbye From A Fan' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-01-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Goodbye From A Fan' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-01-03. Transcript available.

this is a very dramatic email it said it's the name of this email is goodbye
dear bill i'm sadly no longer a fan it's really too bad because i was a huge
fan all right what
do you think i did what did i say who did i say it about uh went to see you and
paul verzi in
albany new york oh that was a great show and i have watched every one of your
specials as well as f is
for family and i'm an avid podcast listener all right so what he's doing now he
or she is doing
is establishing that they listen to every fucking thing that i do
this is what everybody does when they complain you can't just complain you have
to establish
credibility like when people argue politics you know they sit there and they go
hey i'm a democrat
i'm for gay marriage i'm for legalizing the pot but this obama has gone too far
all right or the other
way around you know i'm fucking blah blah blah but this trump this is what
everybody does all right
he goes i'm not super religious oh jeez you're not super religious but i
obviously said something
about your god all right but you took it too far when you trashed jesus and
anyone who believes in
him when the fuck did i do that dude do you understand that this is unscripted
i don't remember half the
shit i said today i mean if you want to take it seriously by all means he goes
you take your shots
here and there which is tolerable but in the 12 28 17 replay portion of the
podcast uh it was just too
much oh i gotta listen to that one i didn't hear it the first time and i wish
whomever is picking the
replays had more of an inkling than to play that expert excerpt as much as i
wish you didn't say it
um well aren't you glad that they played it so now you can know uh how bad a
person i am
uh this probably won't matter to you because at this point you don't need me
anymore oh come on come
back in the into the comedy hut that being said i've been a big promoter and a
supporter for a long
time this has to be a woman this they're just doing they're just going 100
guilt i'm sure you will never
read this as you probably have a screener at this point uh just taking a shot i
do wish you continued
success ah look at this and they're still going to go out as a class this
person's a classic and nothing
but the best for you and the lovely mia it's nia with an n you know what i'm a
i i'm saying goodbye
to you the amount of times that i said nia on the podcast and you still don't
even know my wife's name
and you have the nerve to get upset with me because i trashed the old j-star
there
uh why don't you what would jesus do jesus would forgive me and continue to
listen to the podcast
wouldn't he i would think um anyways uh that being said uh being above uh for
the lovely mia and your
daughter in there uh boston sucks and go yourself um uh p.s check out gary newman's
new album
all synth but really cool all right pss if you don't read this or if you do
read this don't use
a southern accent because i'm from new york lol you know what but you're gonna
be back
i i i got a feeling you're gonna be back um i love these people that it's just
like
all the dumb that i say i've trashed people that smoke weed i trash women i
trash jesus i trash
anybody who's a republican anybody who's a democrat all of this and everybody
listens and listens and listens and all of a sudden once it you know comes into
your world
right like the trash above ground pools and all of a sudden i gotta listen to
somebody going hi
you know just because i can't afford to dig a goddamn hole in my backyard
you know look at that right there offensive to southern people as if there's
people up north
that can't afford to have a backhoe come in there and whatever the it is that
they do right dig into the goddamn ground um
hey you know what i mean all right so you draw the line at jesus well there you
go
i mean as far as my limited understanding of jesus and what exactly it was he
was trying to prove with
all his party tricks with the fish and the bread over there i think he was a
very forgiving person sir
so i think if you're truly into the teachings of jesus and you're truly strong
enough spiritually
you can handle one 20 minute clip from a goddamn podcast from a few years ago
you know what the
real thing is here sir is you need to grow up okay what i am saying is not
going to infiltrate
into your soul and all of a sudden make you possess and have you kill your
whole family
why can't you just look at me and feel sad for me that i'm going to go to hell
and that you're going
to go to heaven you're going to be in a little puffy cloud there as i'm burning
forever right
why don't you just look at it that way
all right it's not that he's leaving it's that you know all the dumb that i say
all of the dumb
shit that i fucking say and then it's that one thing you look past everything
else all right but
whatever you know more power to you god bless you god bless you and your search
i wish you well on your
search to a jesus only positivity podcast all right all right