Name: Bill Burr & Todd Rexx - Political Relationship Advice
Uploaded: 2018-01-30T15:05:43.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Todd Rexx - Political Relationship Advice' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-01-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Todd Rexx - Political Relationship Advice' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-01-30. Transcript available.

all right political relationship advice oh god here we go all right let me i
want to hear this
one i literally unfollow people on twitter if all they do is talk politics yeah
unless you're
rationally kind of trashing both sides but like you know if you it's going to
be like you know
so uh trump just did this it's just like all right cattle tailing well i mean
yeah i mean
trump one-sided dude conan o'brien had the funniest fucking joke about trump
they go how
do you uh handle the whole trump situation what's the hardest part about the
trump situation right
now he goes it's he goes trying to write a joke that's more absurd than what's
actually happening
i like how him twitter like trump on twitter just is just considered normal now
that like a president
has the time to i don't even like people shit on me all the time i don't even
get back to him right
watching the quote leader of the free world right just so you know uh that wasn't
a stain on my tie
that was actually a presidential seal there all right political relationship
advice
hey billy willy cunt cock i don't know what that means that's a you know one
with a little bit of
alliteration uh two pair love the podcast and of course the stand-up thank you
you're the only comic
that actually makes me bust out laughing i'll wait till you see todd special oh
geez so i'm a 21 year
old guy and i've been seeing this girl now for about nine months she's great
treats me good loyal and
is pretty all of these relationship things they always start off like a horror
movie well that was all
sunshine everything i'm 21 prime of my life about to get darker everything's
going great all right the
main problem i have though is she is a big democrat big democratic his problem
is she's a big democratic
and he's a super conservative uh she's black and i'm almost as white as you oh
god this looks like a
fucking bad porno she gets upset when i post political stuff on facebook like
pro a pro video
of trump but yet she posts all this stuff about kneeling for flags and obama is
all that uh yeah
dude this this relationship's not gonna last yeah it's doomed uh she wouldn't
even talk to me when i
wore a trump shirt oh my yeah it's like dude like this is this is a guy who
like sort of saw how the
nazis were baited into running over somebody with a car going well you know
there's hatred on both sides
um dude i really want to decide with you but you know this is this is like astoundingly
like
i respect the fact that you like trump and all of that you want to wear his t-shirts
but your confusion
that she gets upset is a little weird uh it pisses me off but i don't want to
ruin the whole
relationship over something as dumb as politics it's too late since you are
already in an interracial
relationship and for and for a lot longer than me period what's your advice
question mark
the lovely mia it's nia with an n um can tell me her two cents as well even
though she'll just
side with the chick just kidding thanks and as always go yourself p.s tom
breeze the greatest of
all time uh sir um i gotta be honest with you like if you don't understand why
she is upset um you'd have
to try to put yourself in her position and then read some of this and some of
his opinions
i guess would be the best way to do it but um like you're not just a
conservative if you're like rocking
the t-shirt like you're all in you know what i mean like uh my jewish
girlfriend hates when i wear
my swastika t-shirt now do you think that's it's that bad i mean he has he hasn't
run like i mean no i
i mean no but i'm just saying is he like a is he like a trump is he like a hitler
light
what kind of booze would hitler be what's that hitler's got to be like moonshine
so where's trump
jaeger he's a jaeger bomb
he's like a shitty bourbon gold schlager yeah he's like uh aluminum flakes
instead of gold flakes yeah
johnny walker red and there's there's no there's no yeah there's no yeah
whatever soft drink to
mix with it what's the worst when you were broke is what's the worst beer you
ever had
yeah college age uh milwaukee's best or natty bow national bohemian was pretty
damn bad oh you know
what i always hated was uh bush light wow bush light was like bush itself was
just yeah that was
just like yeah it was like water and then they watered that town we used to we
used to i never you
know something i never got into pabst blue ribbon because i resented the hipsters
that were drinking
them because it used to be this blue collar beer right that all these townies
drank and then all these
these hipster people were wearing their uh flannel shirts well you know those
shirts for a while where
they were wearing like the gas station shirt that had somebody else's name on
it where they actually
had to do the job and they found it in some thrift shop like my fantasy was
that they ran into the guy
who owned the shirt and they just walked up like yeah hey i'm jim you know it's
my show oh oh i just
needed a shirt and then he gets the kicked out of him but most of my fantasies
are violent uh my advice
is uh to i don't know get a bunch of empathy uh i don't know i don't i don't
see this thing working
i just don't see it working that's gonna be like because you guys are so if you're
that far away from
each other you're not going to get married and have kids no yeah that's like
yeah they're gonna be
fighting over them politically too like so what they're gonna be democrats and
conservatives when
they grow up right so that's a whole other can of worms yeah so enjoy banging
her and uh while she
lets you while she lets you and then i would yeah i would just be like yeah but
he's also 21 he doesn't
know he generally seems like he doesn't understand unless that was just you
know sometimes people just
lying they're writing crazy shit