Name: Bill Burr - Man Titted C-Note
Uploaded: 2018-02-06T09:58:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Man Titted C-Note' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-02-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Man Titted C-Note' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-02-06. Transcript available.

i gotta tell you about my show in reno so uh i want to thank everybody that
came out in reno
even the douche that tried to interrupt my show and have a youtube moment
i was in the middle of my set having a great time and i do this bit where i
make fun of the
troops a little bit you know what i mean and it's not even you know it's not
even
fucking remotely it's like a fucking hilarious bit the first time i did it i
did it at a vfw
to make sure that you know the way i was doing it i did in front of the troops
they were all
fucking dying laughing i mean those guys there that lost their legs over there
and shit and they
were still laughing they loved the fucking bit so i do the bit there you know
and i've moved on from
the bit and at this point i'm making fun of isis and all of a sudden this this
guy walks all the way up
from the back of the room unfortunately the chairs were like where he couldn't
get all the way up to
the front he starts yelling at me pointing at the stage going huh show some
fucking respect that's
what he started trying to have his fucking youtube moment you know what i mean
and i was like what
show some respect for what he's like the military he's doing one of those
fucking things like yeah i
love how the military is just so fucking off limits now that support the troops
you just have to
constantly be blowing the fucking military that you can't even make fun of
somebody in the navy who all
does is swab the fucking decks and he's getting a standing ovation walking
through the fucking
airport i've done that fucking bit it's in front of so many troops they've all
found it funny this
fuck you know this fat fuck oh my god i went off on that guy
show some why don't you show some fucking respect and lose some weight you fat
cunt
for your fellow american for every time you get the middle seat on a flight
and your fat fucking mantis spill into the other i'm so fucking sick
i'm so fucking sick of everybody being so goddamn fucking offended
at comedy shows and just making the whole moment about themselves
you fucking mouth breathing chimp jesus fucking christ if you can't fucking
see through the fucking whatever that fucking expression is
see the forest through the fucking trees with all of this shit i i just can't
fucking help you and
considering all the shit that i had said up until that point i didn't show any
remote respect for
anything every fucking subject that's what kills me
i blamed women for sexual harassment that's how i started my fucking show
where was the risk where the fuck was he during that one
fat fucking cunt oh my god i was so fucking mad at that guy
i hated that security escorted him out i appreciated that they did that
thinking that i wanted to it
i wanted to talk to that guy for the rest of the fucking show
walks all the fuck way up you know he was waiting for his oprah round of
applause
when i told him to go fuck himself everybody laughed i can't believe that
you know that's the classic thing at like a comedy show that usually ends up on
the fucking internet
um you know what i mean that self-righteous fucking douchebag
you know what i mean where everything else that i said up to that point
was so fucking ridiculous and absurd and then that's the one that you're going
to take fucking seriously
like what kind of a fucking moron
that's what i'm saying to this guy it's like do you really think i'm anti my
own country you dumb fuck
and when you guys come out to my show when you see the bit okay it's so fucking
pedestrian
it's ridiculous i want to even know when i did the fucking bit
at the vfw the troops came up to me it's like yeah we say that to each other
but this fucking guy had to fucking you know take his hair out of his ponytail
toss it around and come this have his big fucking head rolling moment
uh fucking kill yourself i hope you fucking have a heart attack you fat fucking
cunt
you know what it was was if he didn't like the bit then heckle me the fact that
he came up there
and he's like pointing at me yelling at me like he's like i'm his kid he's my
fucking dad
ugh anyways anyways let me let me just fucking plow that other than that the
gig in reno was
fucking awesome um and i gotta be telling you that that was actually more
upsetting to me than
watching my team fucking lose the super bowl