Name: Bill Burr | China Surveillance
Uploaded: 2018-04-04T14:34:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | China Surveillance' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-04-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | China Surveillance' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-04-04. Transcript available.

um china's surveillance dear bill bunker hill all right i'm a software engineer
and system
integration specialist at a prominent firm in a major city i won't state my
political affiliation
because i know you hate that move as much as i do good let's get into it i'm
terrified that my
children will have little to no privacy in their adult lives being in tech i'm
becoming aware of
the capabilities and advances in surveillance systems and as an ordinary human
being with the
internet i've maintained an understanding that our government under both
parties have been
constantly expanding their surveillance reach and continue to lie to us about
what information is
being stored yeah it's ridiculous and all the major news organizations don't
say anything about it
they don't do anything to protect us they just sit there making money uh china
isn't very different
it's definitely more aggressive and more intrusive the biggest this is what
snowden was trying to warn
us about we all left that guy twisting on the vine and everybody was afraid
because they wrapped what
this guy was doing into trying to beat isis so then it's like well i can't say
anything because then i
don't support the troops and then i'm going to get the dixie chicks fucking
treatment um that's that's
all that's all they're fucking doing right now they're just destroying people
individually um snowden is
a fucking hero as far as i'm concerned it's goddamn fucking lunatics it's like
how much more do they
need to know about you just sit down at the airport you go through fucking
security then it's like you
don't understand that now go now go through tsa you got to answer all this and
get
fucking fingerprinted and now now that line's clogged up so now the next one
people are
fucking sticking their goddamn retinas in there it's unbelievable
all right drop your pants and spread your butt cheeks it's going to be the next
one to get through
the line fucking quicker and people would do it because it'll be more
convenient all right the
biggest difference is that they have the decency to not try and hide it or
maybe you think it's better
to be lied to i don't know well i think it's because china can just fucking you
know i don't as far as
i know on mainland china at the level of rights that you have versus uh what
you have over here i
think over here you have to lie because they don't have the right to do what
they're doing probably
i don't know this article lays out the way in which our government surveillance
is going to be
able to access everything in a chinese citizen's life both at work and at home
um in which government not our government one of the most important advancements
being made
is not just the collection of data but the sorting
or of data and the ability to sift through billions of communications for
specific content
this is why the fbi and cia have had information on terrorist activity but had
no way to access it
if through all the yeah so the thing is so what people will say was well as
least as long as i'm
not out there trashing uh you know saying i'm a muslim i won't have a problem
uh back to my kids
because this is the thing they're going to use that to then access all this
other as they always do
as they always do um back to my kids most government technology eventually
makes it
makes its ways to the public when my children are in their adult life all of
their
previous years will be stored somewhere to create a case against them based on
the person that they
were and not who they've become jesus christ that last statement there might be
the most intelligent
thing anybody's ever sent in um i will send you guys um this this link to this
story and read it
and just be informed and know that you're going to be all right all right
because i don't want to send
all this doomsday that's going to make you go into a depression but you also do
need to know
it would be nice if people knew what was going on and uh i think like uh this
is a time where people
i i just feel like everybody wants to start speaking up like what are we doing
and not in an
anti-usa fucking way but you know at some point somebody has to kind of step up
here you know i think
we kind of need to look at the finances of how much this fucking non-ending war
is costing us
and uh at some point we're gonna have to pay all of that back 700 billion
dollars a year i mean
i i i would really would really be a sad thing if 3500 fucking jerk-offs that
train on a jungle gym
were to bankrupt this great nation i mean some point we do have to there has to
be a way to discuss
that without somebody yelling at you saying you don't support the troops just
to you know because
maybe they have it worked out maybe there is a solution it would be nice as a
citizen
who's paying ungodly taxes who would like to see them go to some shit over here
like making public
schools good again you know maybe get some people off the streets that need
some help
you know all these shutter island people walking around they used to have
facilities that they could go to
you combine that with the fact that they can now go in and buy a bazooka and
not have to wait longer
than three fucking minutes and all of a sudden you're starting to have some
problems
you fucking call me motherfucker don't bring that up uh why did i blame the
south for that you know
that's not true i should sound like i got to get a good good good corporation
impression
you're clearly against the united states of america