Name: Bill Burr | Pilot Whale Dies After Eating Plastic
Uploaded: 2018-06-06T18:17:22.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Pilot Whale Dies After Eating Plastic' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-06-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Pilot Whale Dies After Eating Plastic' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-06-06. Transcript available.

all right pilot whale dies in thailand after being found with 17 pounds of
plastic bags in
its stomach yeah and i'm supposed to get excited because they have fucking
ginger emojis oh my god
this is just what are we what are we doing
oh man a male pilot whale struggled for five days to stay alive in thailand
near the malaysian border i'll tell you what's fucking crazy is those ocean
currents if
everyone's gonna think oh it's from their malaysian plastic bags it's probably
you know from fucking
big fives sports in la um thailand near malaysian border after rescues found 17
pounds of plastic
bags in its stomach hey you can't just eat one they're like doritos the washington
post reported
on sunday but it ultimately succumbed to its illness the whale died on friday
the post wrote in an
entourage have discovered that thailand's department of marine and coastal
resource said
were 80 plastic bags lodged in its stomach
it's far from the first time whales have turned up sick or dead from ingesting
trash
experts say that the whale likely believed the bags were food
uh god so what are we going to do about it what is the solution
plastic pollution throughout the region is okay wait a minute let's see there's
anything positive
here according to another report by the nation a 2015 study by the ocean
conservatory and mckinsey
center for business and environment found that thailand was the world's sixth
worst offender for dumping
plastics into the sea who's number one thailand's pollution control department
says plastic waste is
increasing by roughly 12 percent annual with only 25 percent being reused the
that's pretty good that we
reused 25 percent it's better than what we used to do the vast majority of it
is plastic bags
the bangkok post writes that the 23 we're never going to get that shit out of
the ocean by the way
it's not like we just elk switch to cloth bags
oh my god we are a fucking plague with shoes bill hicks said that fucking 25
years ago
the bangkok post writes that the 23 coastal provinces in thailand generate
around 11 million
tons of garbage daily i thought it was gonna be a year of which approximately 1.1
million tons
ends up being dumped directly into the sea
plastic pollution throughout the region is expected to remain a significant
issue as many asian countries
are sparing economic growth that is outpacing waste management infrastructure
here's the thing
where the fuck do you put it you know what i mean
i don't know this is when you this is when you need hipsters because they're
going to go go back
to biodegradable shit just trying to be cool but they're actually going to
create hopefully i don't
know oh boy what the fuck are we doing these fucking corporations what are they
doing
they're just all about the fucking money they don't give a fuck wars pollution
they don't kill kids they
don't give a fuck and none of these fucking politicians does a goddamn thing
about it
it's just fucking unreal because they need the corporation's money it's just it's
literally it's
like a suicide pact how the fuck do you get out of that oh this is depressed
like the irish news
it's depressing
it's depressing