Name: Bill Burr | Bill & Nia: "Fat Wife Won't Let Me Work Out"
Uploaded: 2020-08-19T22:15:01.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Bill & Nia: "Fat Wife Won't Let Me Work Out"' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-19. Transcript available.

fat wife won't let me work out
there's nothing funnier than just getting to the point and just being the truth
i don't even want
to hear the question i just love like the i'm gonna say a one-liner fat life
won't let me work
out i love it that's one of the greats of all time questions hey there billy
goat uh let's see here
uh i have a problem and would like your hilarious opinion on what i should do
me and my wife have
been together about five years now and married for two when we first got
together i was a young
stud in my prime in shape and crushing ass left and right she was in good shape
too i used to work
out four to five days a week and life was great when we got married she didn't
like me going to
the gym because she says i will leave her for a fitness check yeah the
insecurity all right i got
uh i got to the point where i had to get her a membership so we could go
together just so i could
have my joy of pumping iron uh but she only went four times and stopped going
pumping iron pumping iron
you got to do it this guy's an old school guy pumping iron people still say but
he was probably yeah he
says it you know you know doesn't uh doesn't some of your older relatives call
people jive turkeys
uh uh do i gotta watch ghost dog you know fucking leave my shoes on the stairs
whatever the fuck that
means what does that fucking mean i just love i gotta i gotta tell you i gotta
tell you something
as a comedian random but as a comedian i respect the balls of an obscure
reference
she probably got offended me like what because it's it's bill cosby we all saw
the fucking movie
you think i saw every black movie that's out there you fucking asshole
i think she's just maybe she's really into movies and she's fucking offended
that you
think that you know that she would go watch that pile of shit oh my god all
right so anyways now we
just wait wait i'm sorry just real quick just before we move on i do find that
like white guys do
have the most random fucking movie references ever like nerdy white guys have
the most ran they're
throwing it out there like everybody knows i do now do you feel like do you
feel like it's it's
isn't some of it random because maybe they're watching really white shit that
you wouldn't watch
because i think uh because i kind of get you know like you every once in a
while like you know
some of your your uh your peeps will be over our house and something will come
on that i've never
heard of and you guys go fucking nuts like right it's like frosty the snowman
every year i would
watch this shit i was i have no idea what it is so maybe uh maybe there's some
of that anyways i don't
want to get into that guy's fucking quagmire huh conundrum quagmire we're using
all the uh
the big ones all right anyways now we just had a baby now we just had a baby
girl
congratulations and we're both tired and out of shape i want to get back into
the gym and
get rid of this dad bod but i can't because she guilt trips me saying i could
help with the baby
instead uh instead of wanting to get in shape also she always says i'm going to
get ripped and leave
her for a skinny girl in the gym and it annoys the shit out of me that is
annoying yeah but you feel
really insecure like after you have a baby because it's just your body it's
like you they don't prepare
you for what childbirth does to your body i know but she was doing this before
right but she's like
moving out but no i'm not saying that she shouldn't he should they should get a
babysitter
so she can work out so they can work out together yeah but he already tried
that and she only went
four times so now like you know listen i've lost three friends this year two
heart attacks and a
stroke like what this guy's doing is actually like gonna prolong his life yeah
yeah you know you don't
want to have a kid with the guy and then he drops of a heart attack i mean what
are we doing here
um anyways instead of wanting to get in shape uh okay i've read all of that
what should i do i don't
want to give up working out but i also don't want to feel be it i feel unsupportive
as a husband
keep up the good work congrats on the baby boy i mean see his heart's in the
right place go to the
fucking gym that's really hard and you know what though you have to go to the
gym though because
it's what you feel what makes you feel good and like she'll get over it she won't
take it first
just like just have her blow you before you go to the gym then she can relax
what that's a good
no you just give her extra kisses and tell her she's beautiful and tell her she's
a great mom
and you'll help her out like whenever she needs it and she'll get over it like
she's not
i'll take your dick out and be like do you want to hang on to this huh you see
this see this this is
gonna walk right out that door if you don't let me go to the gym no i yeah you
gotta it's just
sensitive right now it's a very sensitive time so you have to be but she was
sensitive before too
yeah i know and it might not who knows it might be a bigger thing but for now
just like but you should
still go to the gym because you know you need to get your stress out and all
that other too so
Good luck with that.
Good luck with that.
All right.