Name: Bill Burr - FMTV | Rough N' Rowdy Recap 2018
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - FMTV | Rough N' Rowdy Recap 2018' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-22. Transcript available.

let's get into rough and rowdy number four from youngstown um unbelievable
night i i don't think
i'm telling you right i i can't even believe i get paid to do that shit it's
just like it's so
much fucking fun and uh i i don't know it's just you're just hanging out
watching people
beat the shit out of each other what's not to like like i i just i don't know
you just sit there
watching the fights even the ones that are bad they're hilarious first of all
the the fight card
started off it had two brothers like blood brothers fighting each other and in
their promo videos
one was saying that my mother never loved me you know and i'm like oh jesus
this guy's the victim
of the family and then his brother gets on and confirms it goes yeah she
fucking hates him you
know always hated him right all he does is sit around and play video games and
i'm in the national
guard and i'm out here crushing it so the brother when his in his you know
little uh what do you call
rick flair sort of uh promo video he said that the military's overrated they're
a bunch of they're soft
fucking hilarious trashing his brother and then they went out there and they
beat the shit out of each
other and i and i had to root for the older brother because i there's this unwritten
rule i don't know
if it's something somebody told me or i just i just just high five you can
never let your younger
brother beat you up you just cannot you cannot ever let that happen you have to
be in the mindset of
you know you're gonna have to murder me and i know you don't want to go to jail
that's where you have
to be mentally you just can't have it you cannot fucking let that happen and i
sat there and i
watched it happen on pay-per-view and i gotta tell you as an older brother it
made me sick
great fight though um a couple of youngstown firemen jesus christ one went in
there and just
fucking knocked this guy out to the it was the first time i saw a guy really
get knocked out
where he went to get back up again and went back down again first of all he he
he when he first
went down he was doing that thing do you know bill gates tried to do what's
that thing that the guy
from the carolina panthers would do after a touchdown it was a really easy sort
of move which is why white
people ruined it so quickly you sort of bring your arms out to the side dapping
is that what they call
it yeah he looked like he was doing that the way bill gates did where he didn't
have his elbow bent
he just draped it across his eyes like the sun was beaming down there he was
laying there like that
and uh and then he rolled over and he went to get up and uh he went fucking
back down again
and and it was uh yeah that happened and then uh what else what were some of
the other highlights oh
pig versus punk the cop fighting the skateboarder the skateboarder proved he
was a punk he didn't show up
so at the last second they got a bouncer so you got a cop and you got a bouncer
who's kidding who a
bouncer is just a cop that never went pro right so it's a lot of overlap so
they fucking get it in
the ring and oh my the cop first of all i didn't realize he had lost his job
because he did a drive
along or ride along whatever the fuck you call it and uh somehow the mayor got
wind of it he didn't
fucking like it so they they fired the guy and i gotta tell you uh bart stool
sports uh paid two
years of the guy's salary um and anyways he went in there and jesus christ and
this was a he fought a
bounce now granted the guy didn't fucking have any time to prepare and uh and
it looked like it holy
shit this guy was fast strong knew what the fuck he was doing had decent footwork
i mean you figure you know they're cops they did teach him some of that mma
shit little stand up
little how to choke a guy out or whatever and uh he just he beat the shit out
of this fucking guy
but i gotta tell you the bouncer could take a punch man he fucking he ate all
of them until the last one
and then that was kind of it and um then the car and the cop got off off out of
the ring and everyone's
going like reinstate reinstate like give him his fucking job back and then he
proceeded in the post
interview i think to ruin any chance of ever getting a job as a cop anywhere
they said to him they go hey so are you upset you know did you do that the
mayor you know uh
stepped in and said to your police chief either it's you or him are you upset
with him now what
he should have said was like listen there's a lot of variables involved um i
have respect for the
office of the mayor and the mayor himself he was he did what he felt was best
and uh i'm not going to
argue with that i'm just happy to have the opportunity to come down here and uh
give the
people of youngstown some entertainment that's what he should have said but he
didn't like are you
upset with the mayor he's just like i don't give a shit yeah i was fucking mad
and i fucking i brought
that fucking anger in there and he's just like all right that's a wrap on the
criminal justice well who
knows i will just say the tape is out there so if anybody ever like were to do
some sort of i don't
know internet search on him but i think they kind of just check to see you know
if you were watching
any porn you know isn't that kind of where they go i have no idea and then the
end the uh the
highlight the uh the headlining match gay pat versus the the two-time convicted
felon homophobe
oh and i almost forgot to mention uh pat mcafee former punter of the county any
indianapolis colts
dude that guy absolutely crushed it as the he was the mc for all the uh the
major they had like four
or five major fights and he would go into the ring and do the announcements and
he was fucking
hilarious hilarious hilarious this one guy went in his name just we'll just say
his name was edward
robinson the second and he was like standing in the red corner in the sloppy
gray shorts and he goes
this whole fucking he would like make fun of you and then he says the guy's
name he says like he says
edward robinson the second the second there was more than one i'm butchering
his delivery
but he did just the way he fucking ripped apart the fact that this guy went by
the second
the fact that he repeated the second again and then tagged it with there was
more than one
just so intelligently and so succinctly fucking
basically says what everybody thinks when they hear the second it's like i don't
who gives a fuck
why are you acting like you're henry the eighth you know like you're some
fucking king you're just
some fucking jackass nobody gives a fuck and they did that too with the felon
he is a two-time
two-time convicted
he was fucking unbelievable
un-fucking-believable um so anyways gabe pat goes in there
and i'm not gonna lie to you everybody was nervous because it was you know it
was this guy you know
he's saying all this fucking homophobic shit i know he was also playing a role
he was also helping
you know sell the fight and everything but like nobody wanted to see that you
know and i and i was
really happy that the whole crowd was on pat's side they would chant in his
name gay pat gay pat right
and uh oh my god i almost forgot fucking raccoon boy this guy went by raccoon
boy he would wear a
fucking raccoon hat like davy fucking crockett and for whatever reason he came
down the aisle in a
trash can one of those recycle fucking trash cans he was in there peeking out
like a fucking raccoon and
they wheeled them down while they did his intro and then he tried to get his
big body out of there with
boxing gloves on and it was some of the best comedy i've seen in a while he was
very upset that they
didn't let him wear his uh his leather vest which i thought in a very subtle
way was him giving support
to gay pat because it was very al pacino cruising it didn't look like a biker
vest i guess when you're
shirtless you know he looked like a fat freddie mercury you know if like if freddie
lived and continued
to eat steak bombs or started i should say he was always in good shape right so
anyways and uh he
went in there and he got uh he got exterminated there was another one there
these two fat guys fight
and one of the fat guys was beating the shit out of the other guy who went by
the dale show and his
name was not dale and he was getting this shit kicked shit kicked out of him
and then the other dude
had to stop because he was so fat that the headgear was choking him and what
killed me was it was like
sort of looked like it was underneath the bottom of his jaw but who am i to say
that it wasn't it was
probably the combination of the strap under the jaw and the eight pounds of blubber
around the guy's
neck um and there was a lot of fucking wild-eyed people getting pumped up and
then wasting their energy
trying to turn fear into courage you know like there was one guy he came out
and he's just swinging wildly
and he got a couple of punches in and then like his headgear got messed up so
they had you know have a
quick stoppage and as they were fixing it he was going like yeah like flipping
out and like whoa this
guy's fucking crazy and then he i don't think he landed another punch for the
for the rest of the fight
i think he let out all of that fucking energy and that was over so anyways and
this is all coming
from a guy who would get the shit kicked out of him by any of these people okay
um so anyways gay
pat comes in and he was just totally fucking calm went in there and then i saw
the convict go in i'm
like he's not that big he's only 5'8 180 so he's a little stocky but he's not
that tall
gay pat is 6'4 a buck 80 so they weighed the same so everybody knew that the
convict was going to
bull rush him and everything and uh i gotta tell you uh gay pat fought a filthy
fight
mayweather would have been envious with the amount of elbows this guy threw
forearms to the face
he was leaning on him he used his height he had a tremendous fucking strategy
his corner was great
they trained him and uh he came out with the victory and he got some good shots
in there too it was uh
it was great it was one of the uh then it was such a fucking relief that he won
because yeah i was
getting nervous that if he just came in and took an overhand right and was
knocked out really bad and
the crowd was actually against him like that could have got really ugly so uh
kind of dancing between
the raindrops on that one but i want to thank everybody at barstool sports for
letting me do that i
literally when i saw the arena and just i just started smiling like i can't
believe you know
i go to a zillion sporting events i've always want to be in the broadcast booth
now i know this is you
know not at the professional level but neither am i
- Yeah.