Name: Bill Burr | Underrated: Having A Plan For Your Funeral
Uploaded: 2020-08-26T11:00:20.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Underrated: Having A Plan For Your Funeral' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-26. Transcript available.

all right overrated slash underrated underrated having a plan for your funeral
i 100 agree that
agree that agree with that fuck all right hey billy ball bag um i was listening
to the cast
uh backs on the thursday afternoon i was listening to the cast back on the thursday
afternoon just
before friday monday morning podcasts from last week i've turned 28 last week
and i've already
known my funeral plans down to the finer details for the past 10 years bit of
background i grew up
in my childhood household with my grandmother a now 93 year old lady who was
brought up in her
childhood in england during world war ii oh so she's tough as nails morbid
topics like death since i was
young we're never far off the table so for sure i think we're one of the
minority who can face the
ultimate guarantee in this life death uh my friends think i'm weird when i tell
them if a song has
changed uh that what i what i want played as the curtains close cremation all
the way i mean in
another 100 years who's coming to see my headstone with the toothbrush and some
bleach to see my name
through the moss and the weeds uh anyway or what party song i want on entrance
to my wake to lighten
the mood music you know what i had a uh relative die and he picked all the
music and it was really cool
and and he i got to see the love that he had for the woman in his life and his
kids and all that by the
music that he chose i thought it was really cool so i think this is all cool
entrance to the crematorium
uh elvis presley and american trilogy i don't think i know that song uh guests
exiting cremation elvis
presley if i can dream from the nbc 68 comeback special dude this is the shit
guess entering the wake
the cult she sells sanctuary
this should be a fucking thing dj music during weight 70s 80s rock motown
cheese room classics only
uh song whilst ashes are scattered over the snow-filled mountains somewhere in
europe
fleetwood mac landslide uh assets and will all my collections of sets set lists
from concerts
sam that's his brother photography equipment donate to a local college for
students to use
laptop is going to stewart his best friend trust him to dispose of anything
inappropriate and keep
everything from my photography traveling the world car mazda miata mk3 to his
buddy dan friend who was an
absolute petrol head hoping he would tune it up in his workshop and enjoy it
till he left it in a
bumping heap on a track uh on a track day uh catering fish finger sandwiches
and fries with every sauce
from tomato to brown sauce to suit everyone's unique acquired taste long time
fan yet to be in the same
country as you at the same time to see you in person one day soon when this is
all over and done with uh hope you
the waaf and kids stay safe roll on season five of efforts for family i think
that's really cool
you know my wife's been giving me shit because i said i wanted to be cremated
she's like no we gotta have
burial plots next to each other so um i don't know i didn't think i will oh jesus
you got to play highway
to hell when you're fucking lowering the coffin into the ground
yeah i think about that type of stuff i don't know what i would have i would
just like it to be
like more of a party more of a celebration of my life and i would also like
hopefully that i've said
all the things that i need to say certainly i know i've done it to all my uh my
family i know that um
yeah that's what you just want to think man what a great fucking guy i'm gonna
miss that guy
you know but we had you know so many great times that's what happened my buddy
wayne passed
you know we were all sad and crying and all that and then we just started
telling stories and just
laughing our asses off and all the pictures came in and it's just him just
always being
like the life of the party was just never a downer so i'm hoping that that oh jesus
never
a downer jesus christ let's let's not get too crazy bill um yeah i don't know
if i'll pass the never
being a downer test my buddy wayne did though um so yeah i think i think that's
a great thing to do
um because you do you never know you do never know and um
i also think that if you pick it like that and it's really specific it is sort
of this last
this bonus interaction that they get with you that they know that these songs
mean this much
it's a way for you to communicate with them from beyond the grave um beyond the
ashes