Name: Bill Burr | Bill on Kenosha
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podcast response uh bill uh oh i have a feeling that this is just going to be
somebody trashing
me because they say it sounded to me from your last podcast that you've only
read headlines in
social media posts about 17 year old kid who shot three people in kenosha but
probably haven't
watched the video yourself no i watched the video uh if you've not watched the
video i'd like to
hear if your perspective changes after seeing it yourself it seems clear to me
that kyle rittenhouse
didn't take an assault rifle as you said just shoot unarmed innocent fucking
people it doesn't look to
me like he just decides to take matters into his own hands and shoots them the
first guy shot was
charging at kyle and throwing some unknown flaming object in his direction
while he was trying to run
away and hear a gunshot directly behind all right admittedly i just i i watch
grainy footage of this
shit but here's here is the thing here is the thing about all of this shit all
right a 17 year old kid
should not be walking around with a fucking assault weapon okay and then
secondly why people are rioting
and all of that stuff like is something else that white people have fucking
ignored for hundreds of
years there is is also that now you should not run at somebody you should not
fucking uh you know
throw a flaming thing at somebody or anything like that but i do i do not sign
off on fucking people
like i mean i i have to i i would have to watch all of this fucking thing
um look if somebody comes into your fucking house i mean yeah but if you're
outside going down there
with a gun to confront people then i then i don't know i don't know i don't
know but you are right i
haven't watched it i guess to the level you have doesn't look to me okay the
first guy shot was charging
a cow throwing some unknown flaming object in his direction well i mean
obviously you can't do that the
second guy was shot trying to grab his rifle as he was being kicked in the face
by another protester
uh the third guy shot was lunging towards him with the pistol in his hand
before the first shooting
he can be seen on video running away from a group of people my question though
is why is he there
okay the cops can go down there and handle this shit why is he out there that
is my question
and he's retreating someone behind him fires a gun into the air imagine running
away from a mob of
people hearing a gunshot from behind you then turning around okay here's my
question for you
imagine putting yourself in the perspective of those other people
because the problem is is that people just keep putting themselves into the
perspective of the white
person if they're white or the black person if they're black the bottom line is
you should not
be rioting and the other bottom line is you should not be going out there
acting like you just deputized
yourself this is a 17 year old kid what the fuck is he doing out there in the
middle of a fucking riot
there's also that question isn't there all right at this point he had to choose
between using his rifle
or getting into a fistfight with an angry mob um well you're not addressing why
he's out there
after this shooting he does not flee the scene he grabs his phone and stays
with the victim however
the mob quickly starts moving his direction begins yelling at him so he runs
away to avoid another
confrontation once again the mob does not allow him to flee yeah and he also
inserted himself into this
is the thing that you're ignoring and the second shooting uh shooting about a
minute later can be
seen jogging down the street with a group of people chasing him with something
yelling get him get his ass
yeah because he just shot two fucking people
there's also that okay what you're acting like is this guy was sitting inside
doing his homework
he went out there to confront he went out there with the gun to join it
okay now if you don't have any sympathy for people that went out to riot
how do you have sympathy for somebody that went out to confront it who's not a
cop
that that is my question all right now i'm i'm totally about i i
100 get the self-defense thing that you're saying here but you're not
addressing why he went out there
all right i mean what about that guy that same thing that guy in florida where
the cops are going
don't follow that kid don't follow that kid he went out there to have a
confrontation
anyway within two seconds of tripping a person
tries to kick him in the face while he's on the ground and a second person
reaches down
grabs the barrel of his weapon and is shot in the chest
he immediately sights his rifle on a man running towards him with the handgun
the man with the handgun freezes and puts
puts his hands up for us up
for about a second it appears carl looks down at his weapon to clear a
malfunction at which point
the man with the handgun lunges towards him and is shot in the arm
now okay so now imagine you're trying to get away from it yeah i am i get all
of this stuff except why he was there
why are you there
why the fuck are you there that's what i don't get
while someone is screaming for people to stop you
someone sprints up behind you and throws a haymaker at the back of your head
yeah what you're ignoring is that he went down there to confront
he got his confrontation he then got involved
like what what would you think would happen if you went down and started
shooting people in a mob
what would you think if you went down and faced a mob
you go down there with your gun
to face a fucking riot
and you were against the rioters like what put yourself
in that other position what are you gonna do
all right put yourself in the position of the rioters who've been pulled over
for years and years and years
for no fucking reason at all other than for being black and they could
literally be driving home
from a night course at college and end up dead
and the and the people who do it have never gone to jail
imagine how angry they are
imagine if they're showing up and there's yet another white person
with the fucking assault weapon walking around
and no one has a fucking problem with it because they're white
imagine if you're a black guy and you're walking down the street after you just
shot a couple of people
who are coming at you or not with your hands up
and the cops just go hey get out of the way
i mean if you're gonna do this put yourself
in the white dude's position you have to do that on both sides
okay now from what you're saying if it's if it went down the way you're saying
it went down
then a lot of that all of that
on paper
is self-defense but what i don't understand is why he goes down there
why does he show up with this fucking gun what is he doing
he's not a cop he's 17 fucking years old
he should be at home
inside and he should be letting the people whose job it is to stop it
stop it he doesn't he chooses to go down there
get involved
and face the anger of of of hundreds of years of oppression
inserts himself into that
and is staying there with a fucking gun
okay i would think if i went down with a gun to a fucking riot i'm eventually
gonna run into somebody with a fucking gun
that's what's gonna happen
so i mean
i look if that kid was fucking sitting on his front porch even
trying to defend his house because if they're gonna come and burn down his
house you got a gun you got you have every fucking right
but you start walking down the you insert yourself and walk down the fucking
street
you're looking for it
isn't he
i don't know
i don't know and i this is another thing too
i am not condoning what people do
in riots
i think riots are wrong
i don't think that they they help
what people are trying to achieve
on the other side
i definitely believe that people get hired both
in those new world order fucking
white
peaceful protests
i definitely think that the government
hires people to go down there and stir shit up
i've seen plenty of fucking videos where they just leave stacks of bricks
places
you know acting like they're fucking built
it's like sitting in the middle of the fucking road
um
there's there's all kinds of variables here
so here's the thing sir
like i i have no problem with gun owners
i have no problem with self-defense
i do have a fucking problem when you're a 17 year old kid and you decide to
just
go down there
the same way that fucking asshole down in florida murdered that kid
he went down he was looking for a confrontation
he got one and then people died
um
i don't know but having said that i'm sure your version of what happened is
what's going to happen
because this kid's white
and and and he will he will get off
i think that that's what's going to happen and that's not going to help things
um
you know
i don't know that's just how that's just how i look at it
all right and in you know in defense of what you're saying
i haven't watched it to the level that you have watched it
but i also i'm not going to watch this video when i do watch it
i'm not going to watch it like this kid didn't have an option
to not fucking be there
all right i don't know
let me see something here
before i make a total ass of myself
where
like where where did this kid live
where did
does kyle
slow we slow we internet
of course
i mean didn't this guy like drive from a long way away
the reality is i shouldn't be weighing into this shit if i know this little
about it that i mean that is the truth
but i will if this is another classic example of somebody who did not have to
be involved who was not a fucking cop
and went down there with the fucking weapon
and then gets themselves
inserts themselves into a situation where they now have to defend themselves
and then kill fucking a couple two three people
it's like
and then you're well you know it was self-defense
it's just like
what the fuck were you doing
you know
i've always equated it to like you know
i could fucking you know walk through central park back in the day
at three o'clock in the morning
dressed like liberaci
singing i'm in the money
waving my money around
and then when somebody comes up to me
and starts attacking me
i think you know
first of all if i get my fucking ass beat
the person who did it is still wrong
but it
there's also an onus on me of like
what is your response
like why would you put yourself into that fucking situation
um
all right
i mean i don't have time to read all of this
all right
17 year old shadowed local law enforcement as a cadet
and filled his social media feed posts
declaring that blue lives matter
i mean here's all kinds of shit here that you are fucking
ignore
you're ignoring all of this this type of shit
you're ignoring fucking racism
you're ignoring media hysteria
and what you're doing
is you're going to just
take this case
and you're gonna
you're gonna
you're gonna fucking act like history
and there's nothing
up in front of it
and you're just gonna press play
when these rioters are coming at him
and be like boom
self-defense
and you're gonna ignore all of that
and dude
i just can't sign off on that
all right
i just
i can't sign off on that
i can sign off on if this kid stayed home
and some fucking lunatic rioters
start coming up his fucking driveway
then all day long
all day long
that's self-defense
but you
when you fucking go out of your way
to go down there
and get into it
with people
you know
and then oh
and then he oh
he checks the victims okay
and he put his fucking hands up
well what a fucking boy scout
i mean i i i can't sign off on that
i just i i can't
all right
i mean i easily in this state that i live in
could could buy a gun
for fucking self-defense
and when the riots were going on here
i easily could have gone down
to where they were going on
and i could have stood there with a fucking gun
and been yet another white guy
in front of black people
with a fucking gun
not on their side
and i could have gone down there
and i could have got into it
and then when they came at me
i guess i could have shot him
i would have been in trouble
because i wouldn't have had a license to carry i guess
but you could have watched that video
and been like you know
bill was was just defending himself
it's like bill didn't need to be there
i didn't need to fucking be there
so um
i don't know
i don't know
i have i have
empathy
for people on both sides
if all of a sudden
because of the ills of society
you are thrusted into something
but when you go out of your fucking way
as a white person
to go down there
and confront it
i just
i that's that's the part
that i have a problem with
and i don't have a problem
with
black people protesting
i i hate to see the riots
because i think it works against them
but you know
who am i as a fucking hothead
who can't even go through airport security
without losing his shit
to sit there and judge somebody
that expresses their frustration of oppression that way
and i'm not saying that they're that that's only it
i'm not saying that there's not some piece of shits
that just want to go down there
and get some free fucking tvs and shit
there's always opportunists
i'm not saying that either
but i just i just
i can't co-sign on the uh
you know going out of your way
to stand in front
of people with a gun
and then oh my god
i i had to shoot people
because i i was being attacked
um
i don't know
i mean that's that's
that's like the fucking chick
walking around with the tits hanging out
and then says what are you looking at
i'm looking at your tits
they're hanging out of your shirt
i don't know

Bill Burr | Bill on Kenosha

podcast response uh bill uh oh i have a feeling that this is just going to be
somebody trashing
me because they say it sounded to me from your last podcast that you've only
read headlines in
social media posts about 17 year old kid who shot three people in kenosha but
probably haven't
watched the video yourself no i watched the video uh if you've not watched the
video i'd like to
hear if your perspective changes after seeing it yourself it seems clear to me
that kyle rittenhouse
didn't take an assault rifle as you said just shoot unarmed innocent fucking
people it doesn't look to
me like he just decides to take matters into his own hands and shoots them the
first guy shot was
charging at kyle and throwing some unknown flaming object in his direction
while he was trying to run
away and hear a gunshot directly behind all right admittedly i just i i watch
grainy footage of this
shit but here's here is the thing here is the thing about all of this shit all
right a 17 year old kid
should not be walking around with a fucking assault weapon okay and then
secondly why people are rioting
and all of that stuff like is something else that white people have fucking
ignored for hundreds of
years there is is also that now you should not run at somebody you should not
fucking uh you know
throw a flaming thing at somebody or anything like that but i do i do not sign
off on fucking people
like i mean i i have to i i would have to watch all of this fucking thing
um look if somebody comes into your fucking house i mean yeah but if you're
outside going down there
with a gun to confront people then i then i don't know i don't know i don't
know but you are right i
haven't watched it i guess to the level you have doesn't look to me okay the
first guy shot was charging
a cow throwing some unknown flaming object in his direction well i mean
obviously you can't do that the
second guy was shot trying to grab his rifle as he was being kicked in the face
by another protester
uh the third guy shot was lunging towards him with the pistol in his hand
before the first shooting
he can be seen on video running away from a group of people my question though
is why is he there
okay the cops can go down there and handle this shit why is he out there that
is my question
and he's retreating someone behind him fires a gun into the air imagine running
away from a mob of
people hearing a gunshot from behind you then turning around okay here's my
question for you
imagine putting yourself in the perspective of those other people
because the problem is is that people just keep putting themselves into the
perspective of the white
person if they're white or the black person if they're black the bottom line is
you should not
be rioting and the other bottom line is you should not be going out there
acting like you just deputized
yourself this is a 17 year old kid what the fuck is he doing out there in the
middle of a fucking riot
there's also that question isn't there all right at this point he had to choose
between using his rifle
or getting into a fistfight with an angry mob um well you're not addressing why
he's out there
after this shooting he does not flee the scene he grabs his phone and stays
with the victim however
the mob quickly starts moving his direction begins yelling at him so he runs
away to avoid another
confrontation once again the mob does not allow him to flee yeah and he also
inserted himself into this
is the thing that you're ignoring and the second shooting uh shooting about a
minute later can be
seen jogging down the street with a group of people chasing him with something
yelling get him get his ass
yeah because he just shot two fucking people
there's also that okay what you're acting like is this guy was sitting inside
doing his homework
he went out there to confront he went out there with the gun to join it
okay now if you don't have any sympathy for people that went out to riot
how do you have sympathy for somebody that went out to confront it who's not a
cop
that that is my question all right now i'm i'm totally about i i
100 get the self-defense thing that you're saying here but you're not
addressing why he went out there
all right i mean what about that guy that same thing that guy in florida where
the cops are going
don't follow that kid don't follow that kid he went out there to have a
confrontation
anyway within two seconds of tripping a person
tries to kick him in the face while he's on the ground and a second person
reaches down
grabs the barrel of his weapon and is shot in the chest
he immediately sights his rifle on a man running towards him with the handgun
the man with the handgun freezes and puts
puts his hands up for us up
for about a second it appears carl looks down at his weapon to clear a
malfunction at which point
the man with the handgun lunges towards him and is shot in the arm
now okay so now imagine you're trying to get away from it yeah i am i get all
of this stuff except why he was there
why are you there
why the fuck are you there that's what i don't get
while someone is screaming for people to stop you
someone sprints up behind you and throws a haymaker at the back of your head
yeah what you're ignoring is that he went down there to confront
he got his confrontation he then got involved
like what what would you think would happen if you went down and started
shooting people in a mob
what would you think if you went down and faced a mob
you go down there with your gun
to face a fucking riot
and you were against the rioters like what put yourself
in that other position what are you gonna do
all right put yourself in the position of the rioters who've been pulled over
for years and years and years
for no fucking reason at all other than for being black and they could
literally be driving home
from a night course at college and end up dead
and the and the people who do it have never gone to jail
imagine how angry they are
imagine if they're showing up and there's yet another white person
with the fucking assault weapon walking around
and no one has a fucking problem with it because they're white
imagine if you're a black guy and you're walking down the street after you just
shot a couple of people
who are coming at you or not with your hands up
and the cops just go hey get out of the way
i mean if you're gonna do this put yourself
in the white dude's position you have to do that on both sides
okay now from what you're saying if it's if it went down the way you're saying
it went down
then a lot of that all of that
on paper
is self-defense but what i don't understand is why he goes down there
why does he show up with this fucking gun what is he doing
he's not a cop he's 17 fucking years old
he should be at home
inside and he should be letting the people whose job it is to stop it
stop it he doesn't he chooses to go down there
get involved
and face the anger of of of hundreds of years of oppression
inserts himself into that
and is staying there with a fucking gun
okay i would think if i went down with a gun to a fucking riot i'm eventually
gonna run into somebody with a fucking gun
that's what's gonna happen
so i mean
i look if that kid was fucking sitting on his front porch even
trying to defend his house because if they're gonna come and burn down his
house you got a gun you got you have every fucking right
but you start walking down the you insert yourself and walk down the fucking
street
you're looking for it
isn't he
i don't know
i don't know and i this is another thing too
i am not condoning what people do
in riots
i think riots are wrong
i don't think that they they help
what people are trying to achieve
on the other side
i definitely believe that people get hired both
in those new world order fucking
white
peaceful protests
i definitely think that the government
hires people to go down there and stir shit up
i've seen plenty of fucking videos where they just leave stacks of bricks
places
you know acting like they're fucking built
it's like sitting in the middle of the fucking road
um
there's there's all kinds of variables here
so here's the thing sir
like i i have no problem with gun owners
i have no problem with self-defense
i do have a fucking problem when you're a 17 year old kid and you decide to
just
go down there
the same way that fucking asshole down in florida murdered that kid
he went down he was looking for a confrontation
he got one and then people died
um
i don't know but having said that i'm sure your version of what happened is
what's going to happen
because this kid's white
and and and he will he will get off
i think that that's what's going to happen and that's not going to help things
um
you know
i don't know that's just how that's just how i look at it
all right and in you know in defense of what you're saying
i haven't watched it to the level that you have watched it
but i also i'm not going to watch this video when i do watch it
i'm not going to watch it like this kid didn't have an option
to not fucking be there
all right i don't know
let me see something here
before i make a total ass of myself
where
like where where did this kid live
where did
does kyle
slow we slow we internet
of course
i mean didn't this guy like drive from a long way away
the reality is i shouldn't be weighing into this shit if i know this little
about it that i mean that is the truth
but i will if this is another classic example of somebody who did not have to
be involved who was not a fucking cop
and went down there with the fucking weapon
and then gets themselves
inserts themselves into a situation where they now have to defend themselves
and then kill fucking a couple two three people
it's like
and then you're well you know it was self-defense
it's just like
what the fuck were you doing
you know
i've always equated it to like you know
i could fucking you know walk through central park back in the day
at three o'clock in the morning
dressed like liberaci
singing i'm in the money
waving my money around
and then when somebody comes up to me
and starts attacking me
i think you know
first of all if i get my fucking ass beat
the person who did it is still wrong
but it
there's also an onus on me of like
what is your response
like why would you put yourself into that fucking situation
um
all right
i mean i don't have time to read all of this
all right
17 year old shadowed local law enforcement as a cadet
and filled his social media feed posts
declaring that blue lives matter
i mean here's all kinds of shit here that you are fucking
ignore
you're ignoring all of this this type of shit
you're ignoring fucking racism
you're ignoring media hysteria
and what you're doing
is you're going to just
take this case
and you're gonna
you're gonna
you're gonna fucking act like history
and there's nothing
up in front of it
and you're just gonna press play
when these rioters are coming at him
and be like boom
self-defense
and you're gonna ignore all of that
and dude
i just can't sign off on that
all right
i just
i can't sign off on that
i can sign off on if this kid stayed home
and some fucking lunatic rioters
start coming up his fucking driveway
then all day long
all day long
that's self-defense
but you
when you fucking go out of your way
to go down there
and get into it
with people
you know
and then oh
and then he oh
he checks the victims okay
and he put his fucking hands up
well what a fucking boy scout
i mean i i i can't sign off on that
i just i i can't
all right
i mean i easily in this state that i live in
could could buy a gun
for fucking self-defense
and when the riots were going on here
i easily could have gone down
to where they were going on
and i could have stood there with a fucking gun
and been yet another white guy
in front of black people
with a fucking gun
not on their side
and i could have gone down there
and i could have got into it
and then when they came at me
i guess i could have shot him
i would have been in trouble
because i wouldn't have had a license to carry i guess