Name: Bill Burr | Bad Trips (?)
Uploaded: 2020-09-17T00:00:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Bad Trips (?)' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Bad Trips (?)' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-17. Transcript available.

bad trip all right oh the fucking buccaneers scored 24 14 here we go all right
it's not a
blowout all right bad trip number one dear billy shakedown street i don't even
know what that means
i like it sounds like a uh a failed pilot that they were trying to pair with 21
jump street back
in the day of when fox was a new channel dear billy shakedown street uh bad
trips are like
bad drunks you may be in a bad mood if you think about dumb shit that annoys
you but chances are
you'd giggle and laugh and talk a little more like george carlin oh if uh this
is if if i took
mushrooms that people for some reason want me to do uh you should do some
research on micro dosing
you will never hear a bad story about that and it could definitely help take
the edge off in terms of
losing your shit everyone will tell you it helps things roll off easier anger
and sadness being
the main two well my question about that is is it just numbing me from those or
is it may is it
actually truly helping me where a painkiller doesn't truly help make you better
it just numbs
the information it blocks the information going to your brain right uh p.s here
is my bad trip story
once in college i didn't go to the bar and ate mushroom instead with a friend i
started thinking
about how antisocial i was and felt bad for having to be different a few
moments later i realized i went
to the bar five nights a week anyways and wasn't missing anything uh i'm a
child of divorce and have some
ptsd and nothing was triggered all right so you just felt bad for a little bit
and then you realized it
wasn't bad okay all right i'll go with that all right hey billy big nuts um
listen to your podcast
your monday podcast about the positive mushroom trip and wanted to weigh in i'm
a super laid-back person
i've hardly ever worked up or stressed and can normally just go with the flow i
was always nervous
about trying mushrooms because of the stories i would hear from other people
everything from being
stranded in space trying to get a taxi back home to one friend who tripped
while camping alone and
thought bigfoot was coming to kill him turns out bigfoot was just a beaver gnawing
down trees behind
his tent at night parentheses they're nocturnal dude i don't need to be
thinking a beaver is a bigfoot
i'm not i'm not doing this shit people you guys can try to convince me all you
want i eventually got
tired of hearing the stories all of which were so different and wanted to
experience it myself i did
it two or three times and had nothing but positive experiences mostly just
laughing my ass off with my
buddies after these few times i tricked myself into thinking nothing could go
wrong but i was mistaking
the next time i took them i did an eighth to myself which was way too much for
me roughly three grams
on the previous trips when taking an appropriate amount i felt like i was
floating on a lazy river
just enjoying myself but with the three gram trip the lazy river turned into a
fucking white rapids
waterfall i became extremely anxious and insecure i wasn't able to focus on
anything without feeling
nauseous and remember desperately wanting to be home i was at a concert uh i
just wasn't myself anymore i was
it was i don't know what he wrote it was i feeling it was a feeling i'd never
want again but the beauty
of mushrooms is that even the bad trips teach you something after fighting
those shitty feelings for what
felt like hours probably an hour at the most i slowly started to become myself
again and that was the
beautiful part i'd never been so happy to be me the bad trip had taken me so
far away from who
i was that it let me see myself from a distance and show me how lucky i am to
be me i'm truly a blessed
person and i kind of forgot that until i had my bad trip so the moral of the
story is to take the
appropriate amount for you well how do i know that before i try there's just
too many variables here
if you just want to have fun and dip your toes into the water do that or you
can dive in the deep
end and maybe not fully enjoy it but still come away with some powerful lessons
thanks for doing what
you do it truly makes people happy and can't wait till we can all laugh at you
in person again take it easy
all right well don't you learn the same lessons with alcohol you know i've
definitely had the thought of
like wow i i wish i was sober right now i wish i wasn't puking i wish i wasn't
doing this in public
i wish i didn't say that except i never learned from those lessons did i well i
eventually did because
i finally quit all this shit