Name: Bill Burr - FMTV | You Jazz Guys
Uploaded: 2020-09-18T20:04:09.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - FMTV | You Jazz Guys' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-18. Transcript available.

all right you disrespected miles davis you cunt all right what is this hey bill
in season two
episode four of f is for family there is an albin cover parodying the miles davis
kind of blue in
the background of one scene in the corner of the cover there appears to be a
label of blue note
records in this case black note records uh these two instances of factual are
factually incorrect
dude how much do you fucking jazz guys you know back in the fucking day i used
to host this show
called the jazz oasis on on uh what the fuck was it 88.9 w-e-r-s at emerson
college
and i used to i didn't know fucking anything about jazz and i'd ask you fucking
assholes to call in
requests and none of you motherfuckers would call in all you would do is wait
for me to play a record
and then all you fucking cunts would get on the phone and call me up be like
fuck you playing that
for man that ain't jazz the fuck is that that ain't jazz motherfucker all you
fucking guys can go fuck
yourselves go sit on your fucking horn all right first of all did you enjoy the
show did you enjoy
the episode listen to this ask those are factually incorrect kind of blue was
released released on
columbia records nobody likes labels record labels more than these fucking jazz
people and miles davis at
the time had not recorded for blue note uh in a number of years you might want
to get your facts
straight you believe this shit if you want to reference the greatest jazz
record of all time
it may behoove you to respect possibly the greatest musician of the 20th
century by simply getting some
simple factual information correct on your show you dumb cunt tony williams is
probably ashamed of you
let's be honest all right sir i'm gonna walk you back through all your bullshit
okay first of all
the reason why it didn't say blue note or columbia records is because we would
have had to we would
have had to get permission to do that that's also the reason why the song kind
of sounded like kind of
blue but wasn't because we don't have the fucking budget to use that music all
right that's why
that's why it looked like that okay and then secondly tony williams didn't play
on that record you dumb
fuck i and for the record i thought it was philly joe jones i looked it up it
was like some guy jimmy
cob or something i hope i got his fucking name wrong just so you can blow
another gasket fuck all you jazz
guys you stupid cunt you're not you're not making an animated show you have no
fucking idea how much
money music costs that's why we did that okay we weren't disrespecting miles
davis okay so why don't
you take all your words like behoove stick them in your clarinet and shove it
up your ass you pretentious
fucking cunt oh did that feel good he didn't even get the right drummer after
giving me shit
he didn't get the right fucking drummer
tony williams is part of his second great quintet i do know that i but i don't
i don't know shit about
jazz but i do know that the reason why we did that was because it would have we
columbia records and blue
note probably wouldn't have given us permission and if they did it would have
cost us more money than it
cost us to fucking make the whole season we would have been screwed that's why
sir okay so we didn't
disrespect them we tipped our fucking cap to them um by the way do you play any
instrument are you in a band