Name: Bill Burr - FMTV | Advice: Should I Buy A Lamborghini?
Uploaded: 2020-09-25T11:00:08.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - FMTV | Advice: Should I Buy A Lamborghini?' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-25. Transcript available.

buying a lamborghini hey billy the financial advisor
this might be my favorite fucking question ever are you gonna buy a lamborghini
you ever just
live vicariously through somebody i'm more of a ferrari guy but god bless you
you know i'm not
like lamborghini guys are more flashy uh hey billy the financial advisor i i'd
appreciate your take
my childhood dream has been to own a lamborghini then god damn it get yourself
one not because of
those he says i'd attract but because i have a huge interest in cars and they've
always been a
motivation for me uh problem is i'm not 100 sure if i should i should uh he
left a word out drop 250
grand on a car i know the old saying if you have to ask uh you can't afford it
uh it has truth to it
but i'd like to get advice from people on a big decision well dude i'm not the
guy i'm currently
27 he says did my master's and work a commission-based job a realtor and
luckily had a few
good years in the past um from the money i saved i managed to buy three
investment properties oh dude
you're you're yes okay this is all great stuff i know technically they belong
to the bank but i've
been able to build equity that way the shitty thing is because i've been buying
these i ended up not
buying a place for myself my parents have been nice enough to let me stay home
with them i know that
this is kind of fucked up but i'm from south africa and it's frowned upon to
move out before getting
married well dude you're saving a ton of money so i guess i kind of took
advantage of that
no you didn't that that was their rule and you just you're playing within the
rules anyways also
you tell i'm a patriots fan that's not wrong with that i didn't say you can't
do it also i don't have
a girlfriend and actually don't get laid at all so i'm not doing it to impress
girl i could give a
fuck about them you are just a fucking asexual money making machine here sir my
question is should
i buy my own place first then save up for a lambo or fulfill my childhood dream
now uh the reason i
don't want to necessarily buy a place is because then i'll have a lot of
pressure to find a wife and i
know no woman will ever let me spend 250 grand on a car unless i spend 250
grand on her and because
it may delay my dream another five or so years and i want to enjoy it while i'm
still relatively young
all right wow this guy's really planning out his life i like this also if it
matters i have about half
of the amount i need saved up so far and will either save up for another six
months to a year and yes
i've researched maintenance costs and have factored those in too this guy's
done his homework any help
would be appreciated thanks for the free podcast and any advice from nia would
be helpful too you guys
are great together and i wish i had friends in real life like you guys that's
really nice now that i'm
done sucking your dick thanks and go fuck yourself that's hilarious um all
right well i think you know
more about money than i do um here's the pros to buying a lamborghini um they
do retain their value
okay if you don't wrap it around a fucking tree or modify it or do a bunch you
know put a bunch of
miles on it the weird thing about a lamborghini is that you know these fucking
guys get them and then
they have them for 20 years and they sell them and they always have like 800
original miles and it's
like why the fuck did you even have it uh secondly um i don't know if it helps
you that's not a good
look if your real estate agent is 27 and pulls up in a fucking lamborghini that
would make me feel
like this guy's taking way too much commission he's fucking me so i if you're
gonna get it i would not
and as far as your worry about women uh here's here's the secret with women is
you got to be up front with
them okay you have to tell them from fucking day one that this is what you're
doing and then you have
to follow through and do it and don't let them do that shit where they go well
that was before i was
pregnant nope nope nope all right um i i would lean i would uh listen i think
there's there's a massive
like bubble being built here now i don't know shit so people don't listen to me
okay i know i'm a
bald guy and i know i scream but i'm not that guy on tv who yells about the
stocks i'm just a fucking
stupid comedian okay and i go with my gut and my gut is because i travel around
the country i fucking
look at people all right and what's been freaking me out is the shit that i'm
talking about where uh
it's like a fucking thursday afternoon i'm on the road and i go to a breakfast
place and it is
fucking packed i'm standing in line like it's sunday after church and i'm just
looking around going
don't any of these fucking people have a fucking job and i'm looking at them
all and they all have
smartphones and they have fucking ipads and they got fucking their custom
fucking sneakers that they
ordered and everybody is living this fucking lifestyle and part of this
lifestyle is and
building all these fucking luxury high-rise apartments i mean this is my fifth
time around
the block with this shit all right started with the fucking yuppies was the
first time i saw it
the fucking dot-com uh the the housing bubble um everybody's getting a house
you know from
fucking 10 years ago and now this shit so maybe it's my fourth time through
this but this is this is
what happens so um i think keep doing what you're doing with your money and
either stay at home i
wouldn't buy the i wouldn't buy the law no i don't want to talk it's a fucking
dreamy or so i i'm
there's no way i'm going to talk a guy out of his dream or a woman or a hermaphrodite
or somebody
transitioning did i cover everybody am i still in show business um
i uh and then as far as the pressure you're going to get to get married
fuck that okay at some point you gotta be listen i'm not doing that okay i'm
going to get married
when i find the right person okay and if you don't know i'm talking about just
watch coming to america
okay i think you're going to find a lot of themes that you can relate to
um that's you my coming to america is kill the irishman um anyways uh
yeah i think you know here's the thing here's another way to have a lamborghini
you could have
a lamborghini for like a year and then turn around and sell it you know my only
thing is is i think i i
would kind of wait until the fucking lamborghini is a great thing to buy during
a recession
okay unless you're talking about buying a new one then you know but um
i mean you're you're always going to be able to sell a fucking lamborghini
and i've never seen um well you know what let's fucking look him up
by the way i fucking love this scene i love anybody with a fucking dream and
this guy like
he wants a fucking lamborghini and god damn it he's going to figure out how to
do it i love this
lamborghini uh used for sale all right let's see what we got here let's see
what we got to use
lamborghini for sale um 35 900 dollars 17 999 see this is why you don't listen
to me
is that the poster or is that the actual fucking car are you serious
oh that's a kit you fucking cunt it's not a real one
use lamborghini wait those are all fucking kit cars you fucking assholes all
right hang on a second
all right this is more like it use 2017 lamborghini
uh a ventador s coupe i don't want to say it 399 711 dollars
a used 2007 here's another thing dude you could get one buy a used one
there's a used 2007 lamborghini it's still going to turn heads for 99 9995
dollars
2017 lambo you can get for 209 580 two-door coupe
and then you can get a 2018 volvo s90 for 375 a month i don't know what who the
is looking at this
well maybe i'd like a volvo um use 2008 lamborghini mercer lego
revention coupe for some reason they want a million eight and 18 what no way
there's another oh there's another oh those don't all those are the kitty ones
these are the big boys
here use 2017 lamborghini aventator lp 754 soup super vellons roadster i don't
know how to say it
six hundred fifty nine thousand nine uh nine hundred dollars these are a year
old and these are all like
a half a million bucks um
yeah dude you don't want to spend all this money uh maybe you do maybe you do i
i would i would buy a
used one though i would definitely buy a used one holy you know what kills me
about these things if
you go to when you go to the supermarket and drive over a speed bump please
tell me though
sir if you get this thing please take it to the track please take it to the
track could you please
could you please take it to the track the amount of lamborghinis that never go
to the
fucking track you know that if i got one of those fucking things i'd have it on
a flatbed truck i'd
take it to the track and i would meet an instructor there and be like teach me
to drive this thing
as fast as my skill set will allow me um without fucking destroying it