Name: Bill Burr - FMTV | "Girl At Work Had A Dream About Me"
Uploaded: 2020-10-02T20:48:45.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - FMTV | "Girl At Work Had A Dream About Me"' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-02. Transcript available.

gal at work had dream about me oh here we go jesus christ we got a red shoe
diary here
now listen if you have a dream about a woman at work don't fucking tell her you
did
i don't i don't think you could do that anymore right i had a fucking dream
about you
i was laying there right you came in and you had your girls out right all right
hey billy dozer
bill dozer i get a bill dozer okay i have a story you may find humorous slash
scary it concerns a lady
i work with so i've been talking to this chick for a few days and i know she
digs me lots of touching
closeness yada yada bullshit i like her but now but i'm not i'm now concerned
this morning she told me
she had a dream about us dating for five years in addition to this she claimed
i failed to propose
to her during those five years oh yeah dude this this is a open and shut case
yeah fucking god bless
this woman for being honest dude i i yeah walk away slowly briskly anything you
can do anything you want
because you're not in a relationship just anyways he goes now am i wrong for
thinking this was completely
crazy it sounded sort of made up which made it 10 times worse exactly uh i like
the girl but with
this statement i kind of feel like she wants to keep me in a body bag or some
shit uh if there's one
fucking thing that i learned in my adult life it it is go with your gut go with
your gut you know
something i fucking like three weeks ago i was talking to this guy and who's on
the road he's a tour manager
for all the you know other fucking people right and he told me one of his
clients was at this particular
club and this particular club i always had a feeling the club owner was
stealing from me it's just something
about his vibe you know i just i just could feel it i just i was like this
person either doesn't like me
or they're fucking stealing from me i just it was weird and a couple weeks ago
i was talking to this
person and that club owner's name came up he said oh yeah he goes i caught that
guy putting another
extra row of fucking chairs in there blah blah blah blah and i was like i
fucking knew it i knew it
and my gut was literally saying and for the longest time i didn't listen to it
if your gut is saying
this person wants to put you in a body bag or some shit yeah that's that's the
feeling you're going
to go into a relationship with anyways i privately consulted some folks we work
with about her dream
probably a bad idea absolutely a bad idea absolutely a bad idea if this is a
spy movie like those people
are now running for their lives after you get whacked because they know they
also have the information
anyways and they seem to think she's simply an awkward girl they think i should
give her a shot
this sounds like you talk to women because they're inserting because of what
happens they insert
themselves into the fucking situation and you know they that's just how it is
now if you ask the
fucking guy you know i don't know what we do we cock block is what the fuck we
do um it's funny
women in courage go ahead go go date her date her you know we fucking cock
block it's bad anyways what
do you think bill billy butt plug am i being too harsh or is she doing her best
freddy krueger
impression thanks i i you go with your gut dude you know what i mean that's
gonna be the wife of
your kids you're gonna have to say that to your kids one day what was it like
when you first met
your mother uh well she was i met met our mother well it was cool but uh then i
got the vibe that uh
she wanted to keep me in a body bag or some shit you guys want to get ice cream
you know fuck that
dude fuck that i i would um go with you got plenty of fish in the sea walk away
dated for five years
and you didn't you didn't propose to me she's already putting pressure on you
um i don't know if somebody's putting pressure on her or she's putting pressure
on herself but like
that's her fucking problem that's not your you want that you want that in your
life