Name: Bill Burr | Listener Defends Gaming
Uploaded: 2020-10-18T11:00:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Listener Defends Gaming' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Listener Defends Gaming' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-18. Transcript available.

you and video games all right dear billy bullshitter first of all let me say
fuck you
all right fair enough and then go fuck yourself i had recently considered
writing in and talking
shit to you about your thoughts on video games i did i ever say they were did i
say they were
i probably did i was just saying i can't handle them i'm gonna lose my life
they're too good now
you with your virtual reality thing you can talk to other people you don't have
to leave your
fucking house i can't deal with that all right but maybe i maybe i should on
video game people i
have no idea i have a tendency to piss people off if you haven't noticed all
right let's see here
what do we got here um where the hell was i on this okay because i was
listening to one of your
older podcasts where you were flapping your gums about it video games but
decided not to however
you've once again sullied one of my hobbies and i can no longer stand for this
sir all right i like
it he's slapping me with the white glove okay let me have it here we go video
games are a perfectly
normal pastime just because you struggle with technology as much as i struggle
with finding
the clit does not make it a childish thing to do oh that's what i said yeah
yeah you're playing video
games it is kind of silly i i stand by that it is kind of silly past a certain
age to be playing video
games um i don't know it's it's maybe uh maybe i'm not progressive um anyway am
i over here flipping
you shit because you like to bang around on your little drum set like you're
getting ready for the
school talent show oh look at you um i would actually argue that i'm actually
learning how to play drums
it's good for my uh you know it's a that's it's an actual skill sir i will say
that as opposed to
sitting there clicking your fucking i mean i guess playing asteroids is also a
skill all right this
isn't fair to him if i'm gonna trash him the whole i'm gonna let him get all
this shit out i'm not
going to go trump here and interrupt him so let me read this again am i here
flipping you shit because
you like to bang around on your little drum set like you're getting ready for
your the school talent
show no while i may not sink all of my time into playing games i still enjoy
playing them for several
hours on end if i have the time i go to work every day i got my college degree
i pay my taxes
oh this is the indignant shit i do everything i'm supposed to do and i think
everyone else that's
doing what they're supposed to do and still likes playing video games uh gets a
pass if i had to guess
you probably picture a gamer as some greasy fat 40 year old pimpled loser that
eats bagel bites drinks
mountain dew code red and plays games all day long um uh not 100 no i just i
mean all my friends who
play video games aren't like that i don't think anyway yes those people need to
grow up but not us
industrious industrious hard-working people you fucking asshole it's not an ex
i'm not an expert
on the topic and in no way qualified to have a say on this matter but that's
never stopped no one from
giving her given one all right to be fair uh i'm only 26 year old i'm only a 26
year old dope so i can't
predict whether or not i'll still enjoy playing games for 10 years from now but
i have to strike while the
iron is hot and stick up for people because out of my own arrogance i'm somehow
that important
um dude you're crushing with the self-deprecation because now i can't trash
your back that's tremendous
why don't you just find your own business why don't you just mind your own
business over there
on that dumb elliptical of yours with the rest of your goofy the goofy people
from the middle ages
and we'll mind our own business over here playing make-believe in some virtual
fantasy land deal
no go fuck yourself i'm a comedian i'll continue to make fun of you stop acting
like some fucking
hurt little snowflake here i don't like video games you know what that's one
more playstation
available for you to go play i will make fun of fucking anything i want to make
fun of but i respect
that just you know as long as you're living a life i don't care if you're not
living a life i don't
care if you're some greasy fat fuck who still lives at home with your parents i
think it's funny
past a certain age to sit there playing a video game where you're pretending to
go to war
it's just funny to me i don't know why i think it's funny but i also get upset
about sports and
shit when which i also know is absolutely uh is absolutely ridiculous but um
the real thing is
though i i quit playing video games i was uh older than this 26 year old guy i
was like in my early 30s
and i was playing um grand theft auto 3 and syphon filter 2 and they were so
fucking amazing
and i was nowhere in this business and rather than working on jokes and shit
like that i was sitting
there maybe just being a stand-up comic where you have the whole day off where
you can either write a
write a screenplay or play fucking eight hours of uh going on vigilante like
shooting sprees um
medal of honor was another one listen i'm gonna like i love video games the
same way i love booze but i
couldn't handle either one of them so god bless you if you can dip in for a
couple of fucking hours but
i got kids i can't fucking do it so but i do there is something funny to me
about somebody in their 40s
playing grand theft auto 58 i mean there is it's it's it's funny sorry the same
way you picture me
downstairs playing drums in my garage that's funny right that's fucking you
know so you make fun of
me you can still make fun of me for that because i'm not going to make stop
making fun of fucking
people that play video games it's just shit past a certain age it's just funny
to me