Name: Bill Burr | A Brady Bunch Situation
Uploaded: 2020-10-21T11:00:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | A Brady Bunch Situation' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | A Brady Bunch Situation' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-21. Transcript available.

marrying my step sister all right dearest billy bitch tits hey uh my girlfriend
and i have been
together for close to five years we have what some would call a perfect a
picture perfect
relationship she's cool as fuck smart funny and the most gorgeous woman i've
ever known
that's great uh we rarely argue and have an incredible sex life oh what's gonna
happen here
why would you write in if it was so perfect and it's been the equivalent of
dating my best friend oh
wait a second i forgot the title of this i bought a ring this summer and i'm
preparing to pop the
question and spend the rest of my life with her all that shit just got turned
on its fucking head
we hosted thanksgiving for our families at our house in 2019 i lost my dad when
i was a teenager
and she lost her mom when she was a child our parents had never met each other
before this
thanksgiving dinner the holiday went really well everyone got along and i
thought that was the end
of it oh no fast forward to last week our parents called us up and wanted to
take us out for dinner
oh no we met them at the restaurant and they revealed that unbeknownst to us
they'd been seeing each other
without our knowledge since thanksgiving dinner and presented us with rings and
a marriage license
they took a trip to vegas the week before and our parents got fucking married
all in capital letters
i am now legally in a relationship with my stepsister i could have killed both
of our parents right then and
they're at the table in my local i'm not gonna say the name of the place the
audacity
what the fuck do i do i'm now effectively dating my living stepsister my
feelings for her haven't
changed but how can i marry my stepsister i think come on dude you were already
banging her before they
got together right should i break up with the woman of my dreams because my mom
turned out to be a huge
slut and my and her dad had zero problems banging his daughter's boyfriend's
mom all right dude you're
in a very high emotional state here i need some advice on what to do from a
fellow freckled fuck to help
guide me through this jerry springer-esque situation i have found myself smack
in the middle of huge fan
snl mogul was the tits monologue was the tits and as always go fuck yourself
yeah fuck that for all you
know they're gonna get divorced marry who you're supposed to marry they did
steal your thunder
i mean now i guess you got you got to elope you can't have your and uh
who's presenting the rings my mom and her dad also my stepdad and her stepmom
crazy you need like disclaimers i stay with her man stay with her wow wow they
really fucking
it's like they came in and stole your idea though i can see how you're so upset
that is fucking weird
and like selfish that they just went ahead and did that
like do they think your relationship with that woman is a joke
i really understand why you're upset i wasn't thinking for a second i was just
thinking the
logistics how it's embarrassing but like this is there's a ridiculous selfishness
to this but
sometimes in love you have to be selfish i don't know dude
i don't know well at least uh
where's the silver lining in this at least uh you'll have one less in-law
one of your in-laws you'll be related to
i don't know
i think you just rebooted the brady bunch is what you did
greg marries marcia
um
oh my nose
facial sorry