Name: Bill Burr | Letters from Iran, Africa, & Japan
Uploaded: 2020-11-18T12:00:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Letters from Iran, Africa, & Japan' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Letters from Iran, Africa, & Japan' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-18. Transcript available.

look at this shit i'm getting people writing in this guy love from iran um hey
bill i'm a
postgraduate student from iran congratulations what'd you graduate in been
listening to your
podcast for the past few months and i've been a huge fan of yours since you
played that role
in breaking bad uh you are hilarious keep it up with the good work and please
convince your
government not to invade us we're miserable enough as it is with our shitty
economy much love from
tehran and go fuck yourself um i hope we don't because you know there's people
like you there
who's just a postgraduate trying to get a fucking job it's it's absolutely
ridiculous with how much
we know and how much technology we have that we still solve problems by going
to war it's so i can't
how is it legal you know you can't just go down the street and kill somebody
but if you're you go
to war then it's it's fine none of it none of it makes sense i don't know um
the only way i can make
a rational like get my head around it is i really just think that psychos like
want to run a country
okay i think you you like as they always say you they're they're a little
fucking nuts there's
something fucking wrong with them all right big fan from bahrain uh hey there
billy blue balls
this is a follow-up on the two fans who reached out to you from egypt i am
crushing the middle east
right now i am a 24 year old guy from bahrain and i've been a fan of yours for
over seven years
how the fuck do you know who i am that's unbelievable i'm about to graduate
from college
with a degree in english literature and your podcast has made my journey a lot
easier oh god i'm sure you
know every english curse word listen to this thing the two architects from egypt
said that they listened
to you while studying i couldn't do that because reading the incoherent ramblings
of shakespeare
and fitzgerald wouldn't let me focus on your poetic language i hate that shit i
hate shakespeare i respect
shakespeare but i fucking hate it because i don't know what they're talking
about and it makes me feel
dumb so it has nothing to do with my fellow william here i just it's just you
know i can't even read the
fucking constitution um all the best to you forget about the bible this isn't
the way people talk now
that's how dumb i am all the best to you and your beautiful family may you
maybe you can visit bahrain
once to watch an f1 race i would love to do that this is okay this is what i
need you guys to do over
there i need you to give me the over under of me going over there and not
getting kidnapped because
of some shit that some oil companies from my country did i'm going over there a
fucking white dude right
blue chip fucking hostage all right i know we didn't do something you gotta you
gotta like uh
you know what i mean you know you guys all look at america and you just think
it's a bunch of people
going yeah shooting a fucking gun in the air eating a fucking pie riding on a
four-wheeler
you know there's there's a there's a whole bunch of different
shit going on over here so what please people from the middle east please keep
writing in and telling
me about uh tell talk to me about everyday life over there because we don't
know anything about
they don't fucking tell us anything over here um all right love from morocco
all right hey billy crimson balls burr look at this shit look out that's what i'm
doing right
now you know i'm gonna pat myself on the back i am humanizing all of the world
because look at
them all breaking my balls just like you guys do here in fact some of the best
ball breaking ever
got was when i went to india and of course ireland and scotland but i knew that
was coming
but all right anyway hey billy crimson balls burr i heard how excited uh you
got when the two
architects from egypt wrote in so i thought i'd chime in but this time from a
different arab country
morocco i'm a 22 year old computer side like smart people from the middle east
like me although
morocco that's uh that's northern africa right is that what that is ah geez i
used to know this
shit i was really into geography at one point in my life and then i started
drinking morocco map
that near like algeria or some shit all right here we go but not but not but
but but the
algeria what the fuck you know can you just show me a image just show me a
picture of it
oh there it is right next to algeria crushed it oh wait a minute now does morocco
have uh
you played it for her now play it for me isn't that where that is
wherever wherever humpy bogart was casablanca
i don't know anyway well at least i know where you are i know where you are and
i stopped myself
before i said something really dumb there like hey it's in the middle east no
it isn't bill all
right uh all right i heard about morocco i'm a 22 year old computer science
student from morocco and
listening to your podcast helped me get through my the day a lot easier i'm
often laughing my ass
off listening to you rant about stupid shit while i'm nerding out in front of
my computer
i just wanted to ask you since you've been traveling a lot in recent years have
you ever been to morocco i
haven't if so what did you think of it and if by a long shot you'd ever do a
show in morocco i
wouldn't miss it for the world thanks for all the laughs and go fuck yourself
yeah i mean
i don't think that we've been fucking with you guys have we i mean that's that's
how i travel
you know i i gotta you gotta look up like what in god's name did we do to you
guys um egyptian
architect uh dear billy no liquor i'm a 30 year old egyptian architect working
and living in the
great city of tokyo um another place i'd love to go i heard on your previous
episodes that there is
at least two other architects listening to your podcast and i gotta say your
podcast helps us push
through hard tasks and tight deadlines um that is unbelievable why my podcast
is it because it's so
fucking stupid um gives your brain a break also all of my co-workers at my
company are japanese
well no shit yeah because you're in japan except for two polish guys who
started working about a year
ago i introduced your podcast to them after they complained about how stressful
it is working in an
environment where everything isn't in your native language and that they feel
drained at the end of
the day needless to say after i recommended your podcast we would laugh our asses
off at the jokes
you make on the podcast and it seems like it's helping them throughout the day
look at these guys
polish so they probably they speak polish right they go to japan they learn
japanese and then they can
speak english incredible people out there it seems like it's helping them
throughout the day i myself had
moments where i would cover my face so no one could see me laughing and the
first time you did the club
uh the club w bush ad read i had to go under my desk as i'm and act like i was
fixing something
with my pc just so i could laugh my ass off wow that was a long time ago thank
you for the great
podcast and god bless you and your family all right thank you thank you guys
for listening