Name: Bill Burr - FMTV | "Boss's Wife Wants To Sleep With Me"
Uploaded: 2020-12-07T12:00:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - FMTV | "Boss's Wife Wants To Sleep With Me"' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - FMTV | "Boss's Wife Wants To Sleep With Me"' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-07. Transcript available.

boss's wife wants wants to fuck me
do i really have to read this dude you know what to do you know don't do it all
right hey
billy badass i'm a big fan of the podcast here's my question i work in a
grocery store in brooklyn
heights oh god i'm sorry i'm so tired i normally don't say where you're at i'm
21 years old and
in college i work at the corner store for some extra cash my boss is a great
guy and he really
likes me obviously i can't work for him every day since i'm i've got college
and stuff but he always
wants me to be the supervisor of the other guys who've been working there much
longer than me
and work longer hours here's the issue my wife's my boss's wife is a fine
looking lady of about 35
i'd say she's a nine and a half even if she got 14 years on me is really into
me at first i thought
she was just being friendly but she's become a lot less subtle about it yeah
but hey chicks in
their 30s they know what they want uh they don't beat around the bush there uh
on days when she knows
i'll be working she wears mini mini skirts and sometimes a crop top she stared
at my crotch
all the time and laughs at my jokes i'm not a funny guy jesus christ she
invited me up to their house
last week when the boss was out of town i made some excuse i wouldn't have to
go up there
but i don't know what to do here you know it's funny this is this is a a this
is a classic example
of sexual harassment that will never be fucking reported because now she's abusing
her position of
power where it's like now if you don't bang her then she'll fucking maybe say
something bad and you to
her husband maybe even say that you grabbed her ass god knows what the fuck she's
gonna do
uh she's smoking hot but she's a married woman exactly not only that but my
boss is a great guy
who's been really great to me i don't know what my options are here are you
know exactly what your
options are if i tell my boss about my wife about his wife he's probably going
to fire me and i really
need this job don't fucking do that on the other hand if i don't tell him i'm
probably going to end
up giving it giving into her i only have so much control thanks and go fuck
yourself this is what
you need well she's never said i want to fuck you
so um
oh god
here's the thing just don't fuck her
that's it rub one out before you go to work give fucking 21 rub it out twice
and just fucking go to work put your head down and just i don't know
that's it don't don't put it too far down go up her fucking skirt um
i would just high and buy her that's it she'll quit after i i imagine she will
quit after a while
although if she's a nine and a half okay that gets dangerous because you know
hot women age as well
as former athletes do where it's just one day that the bell of the ball and
then all of a sudden
the cheering stops and nobody gives a shit anymore and then they kind of have
to you know develop a
fucking personality so like you by you not giving into her might trigger some
fucked up shit with her
but here's the thing dude under no circumstances can you fucking bang this
woman
you can't do it all right
so what i would do is i would continue to fucking rub it out twice rub one out
twice before you
go to work if you're feeling weak and then i would just i would be friendly to
her and then that's it
and just wait until it's like you're playing poker here eventually she as long
as you're nice to her
she can't get mad at you all she can do is get frustrated and eventually she
might get so
frustrated that she just gives up or she puts her cards on the table when she
puts her cards on the
table you just say how much you like first of all she's married and then just
talk about how much
you like her husband and how much you respect him and what a great guy he is
you know and then and then this is the big thing don't judge her either
okay like how george bush didn't rub it in the fucking noses of the russians
and just let the wall come
down the big thing in something like that is you is to give her a dignified out
not saying she deserves one i'm saying this for you if you give her a dignified
out where she can feel
she can walk away and not be embarrassed to say i'm totally flattered if you
weren't married i
absolutely would not to mention i you know i think your husband's a great guy
and he's been great to me
so i i i can't okay and yeah you're that's you know and i would just you know
something like that
and then just just you know hopefully it fucking goes away but i i do find it
funny with all of this
abuse of power and all of this shit you know and i don't think your situation
is fucking unique
um it's just that nobody cares to hear it so i'm glad you put it on this
podcast because uh
you know i give a good luck buddy that's a tough one