Name: Bill Burr - FMTV | Bill Hates "Fancy Nancy"
Uploaded: 2020-12-18T12:00:34.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - FMTV | Bill Hates "Fancy Nancy"' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - FMTV | Bill Hates "Fancy Nancy"' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-18. Transcript available.

you know all the kids get food you know and they're sitting there eating pizza
and shit and
all of a sudden the cake's coming and you know you know just the meltdowns are
coming everybody's
like going all right all right trying to time it they had the cake we sang
happy birthday
they're starting to whine i feel like if we leave now the meltdown's only going
to happen like
halfway uh on the way back but fortunately my daughter loves music so uh
whenever we drive
home whenever she starts like flipping out uh me and nia just start singing to
her you know
we just start going oh the itsy bitsy spider we'll say um what's the other one
uh the wheels on the
bus go round and round that one she likes oh jesus christ who's calling already
it's it's early
in the morning people who who could this be who could this pass oh fuck i gotta
take this hang on
hello i'm back i just said hello like i just clicked back to you guys um yeah
anyways we just sing all
these friggin songs and then she wants to sing along with us and themes of
shows you know
puppy dog pals she loves that shit i'll tell you the show i've been talking
about it i just don't
fucking like it i just don't like that fancy nancy i just don't like her every
every show
she's like being a douche and self-involved and like totally shallow and then
she allegedly learns a
lesson and then the next show she's just a jerk again there's like no growth
whatsoever in this
person you know what i mean i mean vampirine always wants to go back to transylvania
but she's not
hurting anybody she just gets a little bummed out every once in a while that
the other kids aren't
blue like her right but fucking fancy nancy this little ginger broad over there
dude she's hanging
out with her girlfriend right and they're sitting there they're gonna do a
fucking dance and she's
like i'm gonna be the sun and you'll be a i'm gonna be a rainbow you'll be the
sun and her friend's
like i want to be a peacock she goes yeah but yeah you can't because the
rainbow and a peacock doesn't
make any sense it's got to be the sun and the rainbow she goes well i want to
be a peacock and
she's like look bitch you're gonna be a you're gonna be a fucking son right she
doesn't say that but
that's the subtext so then they have this big fucking falling out you know
because she's being a
cunt again like she is every fucking episode every episode she's into like like
what's the fanciest
stuff coming up with a clubhouse that's just her and exclusively her own you
know she i swear to god
dude god i'll tell you this right now in the animated world god bless the
animated man that marries her
someday fucking lunatic fucking that's gonna be one of those fucking chicks
right you just buy him
everything under every designer keeping up with the kardashian fucking love
bracelet you can possibly
do and then in the fucking end when she's leaving you and you're sitting there
going but i bought you
all this stuff she'll be like i never wanted that i just wanted a connection
i swear to god there's gonna be a first 48 with an adult fucking fancy nancy if
she doesn't get her
act together she is she's gonna drive somebody to do something crazy because
she doesn't learn any
fucking lessons and she's really shallow you know she's a little sociopath i
just i just don't like
so in the end she does some fucking dance to apologize to her friend and once
again her friend's
gonna be friends with her again rather than just being like hey you know
something i've been on
this ride before you little red cunt i'm not fucking doing this again because
it's like literally
teaching somebody how to stay in a dysfunctional relationship every fucking
episode at least the
ones i'm paying attention to i just don't like it you know i don't be that
person just sitting there
saying hey don't have your kid watch that but like you know i don't put my foot
down too much
as a parent with my wife uh well who's kidding who i put it down but it's not
listened to because
it's the dad foot and nobody gives nobody gives a shit about the dead it's all
about the mom foot
the mom says it ain't happening anymore it ain't happening anymore the dad says
that they people just
they just yes him to death and then the next day it's like why is she watching
why is she watching
carrot top here again huh why is she watching this stuff bill it's fine it's
just a cartoon it's just it's
just what you wanted it's just what you wanted i don't like that show