Name: Bill Burr - FMTV | Struggling With Weight
Uploaded: 2021-01-08T12:00:20.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - FMTV | Struggling With Weight' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-01-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - FMTV | Struggling With Weight' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-01-08. Transcript available.

fat fella speaking here um hello mr bender bender over here bender over bill i
don't know what that
means i am 19 years old 5 7 on a good day and 320 pounds all right dude you got
to do something
about that thank god you got a young heart but you you will not be 5 7 you know
in your 60s at 320
pounds and i'm not a doctor and i know this is a fact anyways i just wanted to
ask you as a heavy
fellow who tries very hard to be kind and courteous to those around him how can
i be better
i purposely avoid planes and public transportation because i understand how
uncomfortable it must be
for others to even be around me it is very difficult because i have an
irrational fear of driving and
there are no taxi or uber services in my area um i legitimately tried to keep
to myself
for example in a grocery store if i have to pass someone who is shopping i
apologize simply because
i block half the aisle most of the time folks are very kind in short mr burr
how can i be better
to other folks who are less girthy thank you for your time um what i got out of
that sir is i think
that you need to come out of your shell and i probably maybe go get some
therapy and maybe
part of your reason for eating and all of that type of stuff is there uh there
seems to be a little
bit of self-loathing going on here and god knows i was the king of that it just
didn't manifest itself
into overeating it manifested itself into other shit that i've i've i'm still
trying to work out but um
maybe if you start going to therapy you start reading up on nutrition and uh i
gotta tell you dude if
you're five seven 320 pounds like i mean i would think that you'd be able to
drop a lot of weight if you just started eating right because you obviously don't
need all of that
on you um and then i think as as you learn about yourself in therapy and as you
start to drop weight
um you're gonna come out of your shelf because you're not gonna have to have
those feelings that
you're being you know you're just like a sensitive person the fact that you
actually care is you have
you're an empathetic person and a lot of times people who are really empathetic
can get in their
heads and can get really like i i just think you know i feel like that made me
sad reading that
so i don't want you walking around being sad you're in the prime of your life
like and what's great is
the fact that you're five seven 320 pounds you have a great before picture all
right so you got that
checked off your bucket list now you can you can turn this whole fucking thing
around
and and you're so young that you got your whole life ahead of you you can just
turn that around find out i would literally go to therapy and just put it all
out on the fucking table
you know what you feel your problem is what you're afraid of what makes you cry
and all of that shit
and then i would i would just start literally marching towards getting in shape
it'll help your
fucking confidence and then what's great is is when you become a good-looking
guy that's out there
fucking slaying it and the ladies are loving you you know you've had the
experience of being five seven
three twenty so you won't be a fucking asshole i remember one time i was on a
plane a long long long
time ago like 15 years ago and i was sitting next to this woman who was a
fucking knockout an absolute
knockout and i sat down next to her and she was just like hey how you doing and
i was like good i you
know women who look that good don't aren't like that you know and it's not just
because you know
they're stuck up it's because when they're that good looking if they even
remotely make eye contact with
another man they're now gonna have to deal with them hitting on them you know
so she was totally
open was so fucking cool and we're just shooting the shit she was talking to me
like she was like
a widget salesman instead of like a fucking 10 and then the end i finally had
to say i'm gonna be
honest with you i've never i've never been around a woman as good looking as
you that was like this
outgoing had your personality your personality is amazing and she laughs she
goes ah she goes i used to be
fat so i'm sure you already you already got the personality so um you know what
you are you're like
a great barn find in uh in like the automotive industry i'm not calling you a
fucking cow i'm
saying like you know when they go into barns they'll find this great old car
that they then restore and
everybody fucking loves it so there you go restore yourself sir that's what i
would do and uh and i
believe in you i think you can do it just just put your mind to it but i think
you just got to figure
out why you're uh you know why you are the way you are because i know just
being courteous and
empathetic isn't all you who you are you got shit to say you got hopes you got
dreams you want to find
love so let's go let's get after it get your ass out there