Name: Bill Burr - FMTV | Bill on Conspiracies
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - FMTV | Bill on Conspiracies' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-01-23. Transcript available.

10 year challenge and conspiracy stuff
oh okay uh oh this is some conspiracy you know somebody told me a great joke
about a conspiracy
theorist i said a conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven or at least he's
having his
interview to try to get into heaven and he meets god and god says all right
congratulations sir
you lived a great life you've made it into heaven and as one of your rewards i
will answer you know
whatever your top question is that you've ever had in life he goes oh thank god
uh i want i have to know
who is it that killed john f kennedy who were the people that killed him and he
said well i can answer
that easily he goes it was lee harvey oswald it was you know it was him and he
acted alone and the
conspiracy theorist goes oh jesus this goes higher than i thought
i'm sure i'm sure i butchered it anyways 10 year challenge and conspiracy stuff
dear bill illuminati uh illuminati oh jesus i love that all right what are your
thoughts
on the 10 year challenge uh my thoughts are if you're an adult you shouldn't be
doing that that
just sounds like something a teenager would be doing oh i'm such an old grumpy
cunt
that's for children grow up get busy with dying uh the social media thing where
people post a pic of
themselves from 10 years ago and today to show how much or little they've
changed wire did an article
about the shady data data collecting involved with it also i'm 23 so when i
started listening to you in
2011 i was younger and definitely intrigued by the conspiracy stuff but never
had enough of a
perspective on history and everything till now i've let i've read a lot more
about that crazy shit
history has fed us while i don't believe that the moon is actually an alien
base i do believe that
the official story is often bullshit yeah that's called being enlightened but
for a lot of people
they'll still say oh what are you putting on your tinfoil hat um yeah
the official story is usual usually 90 of the time is bullshit and all you have
to do is just look at
yourself as a human being anytime you get in trouble anytime there's a
controversy you know how much
you're spinning it you know i've always said you know when i when was has a cop
ever pulled up to a
two-car accident and one person says that fucking guy came out of nowhere and t-boned
me and then
when he walked up to the other guy the other cop goes what happened and the
other guy goes man i came
out of fucking nowhere and t-boned him it's always going to be like his version
of it and they're both
fucking in the right anyways he said i think the most frustrating thing is how
little people care
about declassified files that confirms that was once crazy talk yeah because
they view it as
this weird way their perception they view it as this isn't how things have been
handled historically
and continue to be handled today they view it as well all those people who said
that shit were dead
are dead now that stuff happened before i was born they they for some reason
cannot make the leap
until and up until the modern era like uh my wife just sent me something where
there was a family
you know that was dealing in the business of oxycontin and how they are being
accused there's all these emails of them suppressing information about how
fucking addictive that stuff
was and if that is true those people you know if they don't get the death
penalty what they've done
to people what they've done to families and i'm you know i know like three
close personal friends of
mine that are have dealt with it or are dealing with it and um i don't know and
just all of this
shit i mean come on but what kills me now is now because corporations own media
and all of this shit
the same ones who are fucking us over who dictate our foreign policy if you
criticize anything about that
then they then they just go and they wipe out your fucking career
um but anyways as far as the 10-year challenge i mean yeah they're definitely
data collecting data
i would think and they're selling data and then it just gets to who are they
selling it to
and what are they going to use it for like that 10-year challenge stuff if you
give that to the police
that could help them find a missing kid um but then it's also you know it's
like anything if it falls
into the wrong fucking hands like there's nothing wrong with an ar-15 until a
fucking lunatic gets one
there's nothing wrong with guns until some fucking moron gets one um so then
that becomes the thing
that people then debate
because there's morons out there should nobody have them is there a way to
control who gets them
blah blah blah blah blah all of that shit so um i don't know well welcome to
the frustrating world of
being at least uh enlightened i'm not saying enlightened like you're 100 right
on everything
that you're thinking about but to sit there and and say that the official story
is often bullshit yeah
it is often bullshit right from why a team got rid of a player to uh why we're
fighting a war all of it is
going to be spun um i'll tell you what's hilarious when i was overseas i kept
doing this thing saying
like uh in the middle of my act i would just be like you know what now i'm
going to take time out of
my act to talk about the greatest country in the world the united states of
america okay and everyone would start laughing
and then all i would i wouldn't even do jokes i would just start spewing out
our propaganda
beacons of freedom defending the rights of blah blah blah and everybody
bursting out laughing
like i was doing stand-up comedy and all i was doing was just saying
what my government says to me what we're doing all right i did that in every
city all seven countries
and they all laughed okay now yeah you're gonna fucking tell me that that by
doing that as a test
because i knew that they were gonna laugh but i just wanted to see like how
hard they were gonna laugh
um how could i just sit there and be like well what what i'm being told is 100%
fucking true there has
to be at least another side to this fucking story right i don't know anyways plowing
ahead here um
i i would personally i wouldn't do that i wouldn't send my dna into the
internet to find out what
percentage german irish english french whatever the fuck i am um i do think you
know it's fascinating
to figure that out but i just don't trust people that have you know i mean one
of the biggest lie
the brand new the new checks in the mail that used to be the old lie the the
modern version of that lie
is this is a secure site none of them are secure and you should be guarding
everything that you can
but at this point even with myself i just think you know it's too late like so
much shit is out there
but just because that's too late doesn't mean you can't educate your kids to
not do that and um
i don't know i i am amazed with you know all of the stalkers that are out there
especially with women
that the fact that you can go on the internet and essentially find anybody and
figure out
you know where they are um and also that you know if you're not paying
attention like you'll send out
a fucking something to one of these social media sites and it literally will
say your location
where you're at in that moment um i i don't know like how how can that end up
being a good thing and