Name: Bill Burr - FMTV | Shari's Berries 2.0 feat. Nia
Uploaded: 2021-01-29T12:00:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - FMTV | Shari's Berries 2.0 feat. Nia' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-01-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - FMTV | Shari's Berries 2.0 feat. Nia' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-01-29. Transcript available.

all right oh look who's oh my god they're back i thought they were done with me
sherry's berries oh my god just the time for valentine's day these guys dumped
me
they did they came back to their old flame valentine's day is right around the
corner
talk about what plans for valentine's day this year what you would do if you
weren't procrastinating
well i don't like the insinuation that i'm procrastinating your sons of bitches
have you
planned anything huh no all right then sherry's berries i'm talking about i
told you who to call
to set something up no you didn't share a personal valentine's day story oh the
classic one when we
went out for the sushi and you were staring at that celebrity we got that big
fight oh my god
and then you punched me in the face no wait a minute you're telling it all
wrong and that's what
happened no you're telling it all wrong what you're telling it all wrong thank
god you didn't
have that personal trainer that you punched me with your pinky knuckle yeah you
were a little tiger
back then i'm still a tiger baby do you remember i didn't have the ultimatum
which was what if you
throw something at me again during a fight i'm breaking up with you and you
know what you stopped abusing
me yeah i was definitely a lot more volatile when i was younger in my younger
days we met when i was
25 bill so come on yeah i was you know a college graduate you were an adult
that's true i had my
apartment i paid rent i had a job no i was a fully formed well past the age but
it was also i mean
listen it was also 15 years ago bill we've been together for 15 years can you
believe that it's been
great all right what would you do okay share a personal valentine's day i just
did uh what are
your must gives what is that must what is a must give you must give me what
jewelry oh fuck off
this whole bullshit that i gotta buy you something that's why i love sherry
berries here's your
chocolate strawberries get out of my face all right so you're met with the
excitement enthusiasm
wasn't met okay what do you wait a second wait where did it go no they're
definitely not coming
back to you now what yeah they will what do you what do you to look good what
do you do that was
missing no the word's missing it says what do you to look good on valentine's
day i don't know
dipped in milk dark or white chocolate you're definitely dipped in milk
hey they're milky no no no you mean white chocolate milk chocolate is lighter
okay all right all right
dipped in milk dark or white chocolatey goodness for any discerning palette she'll
fall in love with
every bite uh top with decadent toppings chocolate chips heart and glitter
sparkles always fresh always
tasty always worth the wait perfect companion to a candlelit light dinner a bouquet
of flowers or a night
out on the town all of a sudden my nose got all stuffed up here i'm sick
getting emotional reading
this copy arrives fresh with 100 cherries berries guarantee i want to know who
the fuck is dipping
those in chocolate right now that's sad bastard ships wish somebody loved me
ships anywhere naturally give sweet somethings to your long distance love oh
god what have her boyfriend
her other boyfriend put him in her ears send her for dreams at the price of
your dreams
why would you say that because they left me so you know it's going to be a
little rocky as we get
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okay i'm back sorry i tell you right now bill burr if i don't get a box of sherry's
berries
for valentine's day i would be very disappointed i won't get you a box right