Name: Bill Burr | Weird Neighbor Issue
Uploaded: 2021-03-17T11:00:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Weird Neighbor Issue' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Weird Neighbor Issue' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-17. Transcript available.

am i a dick weird neighbor issue uh what does that say i can't billy butter uh
love the podcast uh
it helped me stay sane when i was still working in the warehouse hope you're
doing well i am doing
i think i'm doing all right uh so i kind of feel like a dick and need some
advice here am i a dick
or or reasonable i bought my first house a year ago and it turns out my
neighbor is very annoying
um you know in new york city by the way speaking of hoas they have like co-ops
and like the co-op can decide whether or not you move into the building i
understand it you know
because if you you're gonna because you bought there you're gonna live there
and if there's some
loud douche um that's gonna be a nightmare but that's i don't know it really
opens the door
to all that other shit anyway since day one i already forgot what this guy said
i bought my
first house a year ago and it turns out my neighbor is very annoying since day
one anytime he sees me or
the old lady outside or in the garage he would come over with nothing to say or
ask really there were
times when he walked up the long driver's driveway so silently i wouldn't hear
him until he was standing
in the garage door you weird yeah you can't have that you cannot have that and
he walked over as
my girl was sitting in her car waiting for it to warm up one day and scared the
shit out of her
i like my alone time in my garage doing my thing so right before winter i had
to tell him to stay
off my property unless i invite him over exactly good man he's friendly but
seems kind of off mentally
yeah this guy's fucking weird dude the second time i met him he asked me to
write a resume for him
because he found out i'm a teacher then he tried inviting himself inside saying
he always lived next
door and wondered what the inside of our house looked like dude you have a
fucking stage four creep
five being the highest number this guy's like goomer on fucking all uh f is for
family also when we were
moving in he walked over and asked if there was an upstairs to the house very
awkward he's in his 20s
and i feel bad because his parents brought over some vegetables over the summer
but i am a dick but am i
a dick for telling him to stay on his side of the fence thanks can't wait to uh
to come to a show when
they start back up and you're no not at all not at all you did the fucking
right thing the last thing
you want to be is a nice person in that situation you need to uh you need to um
establish boundaries
and i hope that that guy is um abiding by those things i hope everybody in your
house understands
that that guy is off and uh it sucks that you live there but there's no fucking
way i i would ever
walk out of my house without having my head on a fucking you know swivel
whatever the
they call keep your head on a uh keep your head on a swivel um
no you are not a dick at all you are not a dick at all