Name: Bill Burr | Planet F'in Earth - The Western Parotia Dance
Uploaded: 2021-05-12T11:00:21.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Planet F'in Earth - The Western Parotia Dance' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-05-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Planet F'in Earth - The Western Parotia Dance' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-05-12. Transcript available.

I think the female birds, I think birds in general, they're very shallow.
They're like the fucking Jersey Shore growing up gaudy of the animal kingdom.
It's birds.
Because so much of their shit is like the males, they fucking puff out their
chest.
Oh, look at my fucking colors over here.
And then like the birds are sitting there.
Oh my God.
Look at that one.
I bet he's packing some fucking meat over there, right?
So anyway, they got this one bird, this black bird, the fucking thing.
First of all, it tidies up its whole area in the forest.
When I say tidy up, I mean not a twig, not a fucking branch.
This is immaculate.
I remember looking at it.
I was watching that thing like I could fucking live with that bird.
So this bird cleans up the whole area in the forest.
All right.
And then when I tell you this fucking thing, put on a fucking soul train,
fucking, I don't
know what you'd call it.
This, and this fucking bird was watching.
Like it would, it could make all these different shapes.
I've never seen anything like it.
Nia swore to God.
It took like a big, like inhale and exhale before it started.
Like, like, okay, gotta get some pussy.
Right.
And then it just slams the wings down and fucking puffs up its chest.
Like it was in, like, it looked like a dance move in like that rhythm nation,
Janet Jackson
video.
Right.
The bird was like, I miss you much.
Oh, I miss you much.
Right.
This fucking thing.
You can't believe.
And it was spinning around.
I got to find out.
I got to, I have to find this fucking clip.
And then in the end, right.
And then the female birds looking down like, oh my God, look at him.
He's like the best fucking dancer.
Right.
And the fucking thing is spinning around.
Oh, from looking down where she was, it looked like a top.
And the thing kept stopping and doing like, it was like pop locking.
I think it was fucking unbelievable.
Then in the end, it said for like the crescendo, it started, you had like this,
this yellow in
its chest or something, and it would be spinning and then puff out and flash it
just for a
second though.
Gave her a glimpse.
Big, two yellow spots, like that fucking ring Kobe bought his wife.
And then the, finally the birds like, oh my God, don't judge me, but I got to
fuck that.
Right.
And after this fucking like Vinnie fucking Barbarino, goddamn dance, she's
finally like,
all right, you're worthy of banging me.
And this thing flies up behind her doggy style as a bird and proceeds to fuck
this thing for
about, I think maybe the thing two strokes.
And it was done after all of this fucking dance.
And it was like bang, bang, done, you know, I don't know.