Name: Bill Burr - FMTV | Being Young & Single (And Not Settling)
Uploaded: 2021-06-26T11:00:09.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - FMTV | Being Young & Single (And Not Settling)' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - FMTV | Being Young & Single (And Not Settling)' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-26. Transcript available.

single girl help love when the ladies write in all right hello billy matchmaker
i'm a longtime female listener in need of advice if you or nia have a few
minutes to help out i'm
a 35 year old woman living in new york city i own a two-family townhouse in brooklyn
oh you're
crushing it she goes on i'm a land i'm a landlady that's awesome good for you
that thing will pay
you your whole life um i have a curvy and voluptuous yet healthy size 12 figure
i don't know what that
means i know you're curvy you're a bigger girl i hit my home gym on the regular
and go to therapy
once a week i got great relationships with supporting and loving friends and
family i absolutely
love music and cook pretty well i run my own small business that is successful
and as you can tell i
have a great sense of humor been listening to your podcast since 2011 all right
what's not to like
uh i've done a lot of work on myself over the years to break habits of dating
guys who are fun in real
life but on paper have peter pan syndrome and are essentially adult children i'm
ready for the real
thing there you go i was that guy for a long time the problem is i'm having a
hard time finding the
real thing i work in the fashion industry the majority of my colleagues are
straight women or
gay guys any men after that are married or 23 years old 23 year old interns i've
asked my uh friends
men and women in successful relationships if they could play matchmaker for me
but none of them trust
the guy their guy friends enough to get with me and not to not screw me over
yeah that's hard
anyways because i'm focused on a healthier lifestyle i'm not interested in
meeting
a guy at a bar at 2 a.m no you're doing all the right things your right guy is
coming you're staying
single you're working on yourself um i would suggest before you get through the
rest of this is getting
some sort of extracurricular activity that involves interacting with healthy
people
um some sort of sports league thing uh maybe some sort of volunteer work just
somewhere where you're
going to hopefully meet decent people just get into that circle because you're
not going to meet a
decent guy at 2 a.m in a bar uh anyways i'm not in a or 12 steps i just like to
wake up early and not have
a bloated face uh online dating is okay but most people on here are just
looking for hookups absolutely
i'm not approved by any means i've had more than my fair share of action living
in
the dorm room that is nyc so the question is can you suggest ways for in new york
city for me to meet
guys who have their together who are looking for the real thing perhaps if one
of your listeners hears
this and is interested no absolutely well i think i gave you the suggestions
that of a 51 year old man
who has not been single in i don't know 15 years so um i do know that when you
decide like i am not
settling and i'm just going to stay single until the right person comes along
uh that's when most people
meet the person that they're supposed to be with you don't force it you don't
force it and you know
you go through the holidays alone which is fine you know hang out with other
single people and
there's like there's a and then you can also be you know other parts of your
life uh do well like your
business because you're not distracted by i thought we were going out tonight
you know and that's what
it sounds like when you're with the wrong person when you're with the right
person like hey i thought
we were going out tonight you're like oh yeah let's do it i actually like you
uh what
good luck good luck you're doing all the right things you're still young you're
still in your
prime you got the whole thing ahead of you you're crushing it um uh yeah i
would try to
you know i'll look at time out new york and like that there's there's
things that like decent people do and i don't know what they are because i'm
one of these filthy
entertainers i'm in the i'm in the nightclub scene you don't want to be around
this we okay
i'll tell you it's a rough one um there's got to be something something going
on in the park
you know plus people back in the day who like let's let's start a rollerblading
group like those
people those are decent people um i don't know i just realized i don't know
where the decent people are