Name: Bill Burr - FMTV | Stomping Fetish
Uploaded: 2021-07-31T11:00:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - FMTV | Stomping Fetish' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-31. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - FMTV | Stomping Fetish' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-31. Transcript available.

now as i mentioned before i like lady soccer better than the fellas
because there's a lot less flopping around you know i mean when a woman falls
down and cries
you got you got to be like all right what happened a guy falls down and cries
like you
fucking pussy get up really did it hurt that bad with your little slippers on
um now i'm gonna get a bunch of fucking letters from cunts around the world
going you ever have
somebody step on your toe with cleats you know yeah i've gotten a hooker before
yeah it feels like a bunch of stilettos i've never understood that you ever see
that shit
where guys want like women in stilettos to step on their balls yeah or walk on
their back like what
the fuck happened to you let's look that up right who gives a shit i don't have
any guests what the
fuck you just listen to me looking up shit why do men like their balls stepped
on this is
actually going to be my search here let's say clean out my cookies balls
stepped on boot boot
ball stomping foot fetish interestingly enough is on the observer.com what do i
look up next why do
people want to observe somebody fucking get that ball why do guys why do some
guys like getting
kneed in the testicles as a fetish
here's another one that's my fetish getting
getting punched in the balls men explain what they actually want partners to do
with their balls
all right here's a beyond play with them
and do not approach them as though they were a bop it well i don't know what a
bop it is but that
seems violent loads of people who don't want to have their own set of balls why
does having my balls
busted by men turn me on okay okay i went into the women's shit all right hang
on a second
all right let's just start with the ball stomping footish fetish heal the world
pay for pain shoe guy lets women walk all over him
all right all right all right we're getting through the stories here
you know why can't they just answer the fucking question you know when you
i don't do this ah you fucking cunt i'm trying not to flip out you know i'm
fucking sitting there
i'm trying to fucking look up a recipe right i like to cook i'm a little dainty
i fly around
the fucking kitchen every once in a while you know
and you just you just say something all right i want to make a i don't know
what fucking pork
shoulder or whatever and then they just can't give you the recipe
these fucking long-winded cunts they gotta get into you know ever since the
1600s
pork shoulder has just been a delicacy why i remember when i was a child the
smell of pork
for school kids up fuck what happened he was a fucking kid tell me i'm sorry my
kid's sleeping
tell me what the fuck to make this shit
jesus fucking christ
all right hang on a second why do some men like to get their balls
stepped on let's add to the search here quick answer
oh jesus i just went to
do guys love their balls being so i
how to fondle his balls
jesus christ
you ever play with your keys in your pockets ladies it's it's something like
that
a lot less noise though anyway i don't understand that that's fucking hilarious
to me
you can always imagine the hooker you want me to do what you want me to step on
your fucking ball i'll do it
give me the money first i just can't you're just sitting there like these
fucking ladies like
they got on those goddamn heels i mean i thought your balls were like grapes
right when they blow up
and furthermore even if you're fucking into that how are you walking to work
the next day
how was your weekend mike great
he's fucking all bent over
mike you're looking a little blue
you know he wears shorts to work that day like fucking on both sides of the
inside of his thighs
i like fucking purple
that's when the whispering starts
cf ball cancer
no you know what i heard do you know what i know maggie from accounting went
out to him no listen listen
everything was going great they went to the ground round they had some peanuts
and they threw the shells on the flua
then all of a sudden he gets back to his apartment
he's kissing her he's fondling her tits she's getting into it right
they got jim kata on in the background so it's really romantic
and all of a sudden out of nowhere he goes all right you know i'm a little
different
which you know is a red flag so i'm thinking
he wants me to lick his ass or something no
he fucking straps himself to a chair pulls out his balls
and tells me to put on a pair of shoes and stomp on him
oh my god what did you do i fucking kicked him in the balls
i mean how do you even tell that story i don't understand how the fuck
like how do you even begin to bring that up
you know what i mean that just goes so far down the fucking road and just
disappears around a corner
women have you ever had that can you write in you've ever had a guy say he
wants to get his balls stepped on
you know i mean usually i don't give a fuck what anybody wants to do but i mean
you could really hurt somebody
you know imagine if a woman said that to you
what do you like tell me what you like
well this might be sick this might be crazy but
do you got a pair of converse all-star high tops
well as a matter of fact i do yeah well could you put
one of them on and take a running leap and just boot me right in the twat
i would be like no no i'm not doing that i'm not doing that isn't that fucking
hilarious
you know you get with a woman and she likes it a little bit rough i can't
imagine now these
fucking poor people these four fucking poor guys out there you get some fucking
crazy chick it's just like i'm not fucking doing that
you want me to choke you and what have my fingerprints on your fucking neck no
i'm not doing that
all right you got some gloves this is this is where we're at
i can sit here and act like i'm robbing a fucking house just to have sex with
you i don't want to do this
i'm not into this shit all right