Name: Bill Burr - FMTV | Insecure Partner At A High School Reunion
Uploaded: 2021-09-24T11:00:32.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - FMTV | Insecure Partner At A High School Reunion' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-24. Transcript available.

all right reunion hey billy two dicks uh love the podcast thanks for making me
laugh on
long road trips i have a 10 year old high school reunion coming up 10 year old
i have a 10 year
high school reunion coming up and need your advice the reunion is going to take
place at a
blah and about 40 people are attending that sounds like a great time you're all
still young
27 28 years old 29 for whoever stayed back this is a good time i didn't have
any negative experiences
in high school and i always liked the people i went i went to school with no
issue there
my wife on the ah wife don't go to this thing my wife on the other hand doesn't
know these people
during her high school years at a different school she didn't have such
positive memories
she seems to be more stressed about attending this thing than i do
when we discussed it it seemed to be a combination of not knowing anybody and
the fear of potentially
bumping into into another lady who i had had a thing for 10 years ago i couldn't
be any further
past those years and i believe everyone will just act as adults well you've
never been to a reunion
but my wife seemed to make it about her and now i don't want to
right and i don't want to say to put her i don't know what to say
to put her at ease
my first thing is will you fuck off and let me enjoy my reunion
can you say that nicely all right usually we have no problems chatting
up a room of strangers she is outgoing but super nervous
which is odd well it sounds like she had a real rough time growing up oh she
had a rough one okay
oh she had a rough one um i reminded her that she's the only one for me and any
thoughts of seeing old
flames is superficial and made up i never showed any interest in communicating
with these people
until this reunion i suggested that if it's going to be this uncomfortable
i would like to go and enjoy myself good man i'm still going and she has the
option of not going
that wasn't taken very well of course not i would love for her to come and show
her off to everyone
because she is so amazing that's what you tell her but if she's going to start
shit over the whole thing
and ruin a potential great time to see some old friend what's the point
any advice for me there heritage billy breed pork chops
i would say that you want to you want to show her off
you know
that doesn't make her feel well just say listen i'm going to this thing and i'm
going to have a good
time and you know your issues about this are just that they're your issues
i wouldn't do this to you if you were going to go back to your high school
reunion i would come along
and have a good time but i wouldn't want to ruin your good time don't ruin my
good time
all right i just feel like that's all your issues
i've told you how i felt about you i married you for fuck's sakes
and i want to go down there and show you off
all right
here's here's what you have to realize
as an adult
i came to this epiphany when i became a parent
okay and i had all these fucking fears and everything
i had to come to the epiphany that my childhood does not exist anymore
okay
neither does my wife's childhood
it just doesn't exist anymore
it still lives in between our ears
but it doesn't exist anymore
okay and our kid
is is not
my wife
okay
and she's not me
this is a completely different person
in a completely different environment
in a completely different generation
all right
and if we want to drag some bullshit
you know
out of the past
the only way that's going to happen is
is we're going to do it
so it doesn't exist
all this shit that she's fucking worried about
it doesn't even exist anymore
it lives in her fucking head
head
excuse me
in her head
all right
so that's it
you know maybe she needs to go talk to somebody
that she had such a bad time at high school
and you had such a good time
that she can't even go to your fucking high school reunion
a high school she didn't even go to
without fucking superimposing her own fucking bullshit
it's crazy
say all of that nicely
you know
I'm proud of you
I'm
I
want to show you off
look at my beautiful wife
look at this amazing person
that I married
I don't know
insecurity is not an attractive trait
sweetheart
all right
overrated
underrated
you know the deal dude
she would be able to tell you
to just fucking get over it
and why are you gonna ruin my good time
but you have to
it doesn't work that way
their way
you have to make sure
you gotta fucking
you know what you gotta do
you gotta fucking
go the extra mile
and they'll never give you credit for it
on the view