Name: Bill Burr | Boyfriend Closes All Curtains Before Hooking Up
Uploaded: 2021-10-06T11:00:24.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Boyfriend Closes All Curtains Before Hooking Up' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Boyfriend Closes All Curtains Before Hooking Up' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-06. Transcript available.

boyfriend interrupts sex time to close curtains hey billy blue balls hey billy
blue balls um
what do we got here long time lady listener here i've been with my lovely
boyfriend for
two years and despite being very much in love i'm starting to get irritated by
our sex lives
every time he initiates and i put that in quotes because how he initiates is
sending me a message
while he's in the other room while jerking off oh brother expecting me to go to
him
and skip over all the foreplay oh yeah he's trying to postmate pussy
this guy is trying to skip all the coming attractions get right to the car
chase
uh and since i'm kind of easy and i like to have a good time i think i trained
him not to try
all right well look at you taking a responsibility for a little bit of it that's
great
shows that you're a fully formed adult on some level so what i would do is i
yeah i think you
need to sit down and have a talk with them that's what i'm another thing he
does is if we do start
off and get in the mood is get up in the middle of undressing close all the
windows and curtains
not an inch of exposure is tolerated and returned like you would after pausing
a game the problem is
he forgets it's an online game and by the time he's done closing all the
windows and curtains i'm no
longer in the mood well how many fucking windows do you have also with all
these fucking perverts and
cameras they got drones he's probably doing you a favor i've addressed this
before but to no available
he's paranoid someone is watching slash recording us while we're fucking that's
a good thing to do
though be a little paranoid i'm sure there are creeps out there but i feel he's
blowing it out of
proportion no pun intended it's becoming a boring routine where i'm sitting
there half naked watching
him slowly close the curtains all over the place
that's like when you go to a diner and they bring you your eggs and they like
the toast is coming it's
like eggs over easy i need toast with this for the yolk and you're just sitting
there while the eggs are
getting cold her eggs are getting cold buddy um anyway how do i convince him
that nobody gives a
fuck about our sex lives uh i used to walk around naked in my apartment not
giving a fuck but he's very
wary of even a few seconds of exposures exposure thanks and fuck you ps are you
doing a europe tour
anytime soon all right um okay so you're more of an exhibitionist you walk
around naked in your apartment
without the fucking uh you know curtains closed i guarantee you some guy
figured out a way to look at you
and jerk off because that's how guys are it just is it is what it is okay it's
like snow in the winter
you're fucking a woman and you're walking around in your apartment naked
eventually you one day you're
gonna look and there's gonna be a guy's head looking in the window it's just it's
gonna happen
all right we do not live in a perfect world act accordingly um so i don't know
what i i would yeah
you just this is easy you just need to talk to him just say listen how about
you go downtown a little
bit instead of fucking you know going right to uh cruising altitude
this guy goes right to the end of the fireworks
the 1812 overture um that's an easy conversation the um the blinds
i don't know well let me ask you this are you are you someone that gets off
from the fact that maybe
somebody is kind of watching you know you're walking around naked and you know
back in my day old single bill i met a number of women they they they liked
being a little bit of a
exhibitionist i have no idea if he's going the other way
you know maybe that's turning you off beyond it getting you out of the mood is
it also turning you
off a little bit you know this is what he should if that's what i would do if i
if i had was paranoid
like him and you liked walking around naked in the apartment what i would do is
i'd bang you at night
okay i'd stick your head out the window and i'd pull the curtain down right to
right above you know
where the tramp stamp is and i'd be banging you from behind you could have your
head out the window
and we're both happy see a relationship is all about compromise everybody um
that's it get a little
fresh air you feel like you went for a walk