Name: Bill Burr - FMTV | Single Mother & Welder
Uploaded: 2021-10-30T11:00:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - FMTV | Single Mother & Welder' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - FMTV | Single Mother & Welder' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-30. Transcript available.

single mother slash underrated dear mr. Billy bread snatcher I'm a single
mother raising this
boy with no financial aid from nobody uh from anybody that's how you supposed
to say that I
took advantage from a program uh from a program Omaha instituted in South
Carolina Obama sorry
Omaha Obama instituted in South Carolina that let us whores go to school for
free with free child
care I love this person for having a sense of humor about herself so now I'm
now a welder with a house
and a car I bought out right there you go that's fucking great that is fucking
great great to hear
look at that a politician came up with that so they're not all bad underrated
YouTubing shit to
shit to fix it yourself I bought a refurbished fridge from a shady guy and had
to take the entire thing
apart and put it back together in order to fix a leak as well as do the
plumbing for the ice water
thingy you did that how fucking great did you feel about yourself now I know
everything about my fridge
same thing for my 07 MDX what is that a Mazda um I don't know what MDX is I don't
know what any cars
are anymore they all look the same so I don't care to even know yeah I look
like a soccer mom cunt but
thanks to YouTube I can fix cars so long as it ain't electrical well you can
probably learn how to do that
too and it's even better that you look like a soccer mom cunt because you
nobody likes a sleeper more than
me a station wagon that blows a fucking BMW m series off the line I love that
that's fucking great that
makes you even cooler anyways it's a lost art in this world of call your guy or
yeah or just throw it out
and regardless of gender or financial circumstances we should all take the time
to know the mechanics of
the things we bought Jesus Christ that fucking statement that entire email by
the cop and then that first
one but for now we need people to recognize what's right even if it comes out
of the mouth of someone
you don't like I mean come on people I'm gonna go out on a limb here and think
for the first time
and and the difference in clouds
Jesus I think this podcast is turning the corner
I think I need a fucking jingle
I think somebody's got to make me another fucking jingle I got to sing
something
I don't have another melody because I can't get the other one out of my fucking
head
um
when we actually learn things here um you know I learned I talked way too
fucking long and I got to do uh
david spades new show uh i'm taping that so i think that'll air later on
tonight
i believe i'll be taping that today so did i say taping enough time that's the
podcast go
fuck yourselves and i will check in on you on thursday