Name: Bill Burr | Sleeping With A Girl Dating Another Man In High School
Uploaded: 2021-11-13T12:00:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Sleeping With A Girl Dating Another Man In High School' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Sleeping With A Girl Dating Another Man In High School' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-13. Transcript available.

21 year old with skeleton in my closet oh geez yeah all right what do we got
here
okay um dear old billy red taint
oh wait a minute wait i forgot to play my theme music jesus christ how do i
forget this every
single from somebody else all right there we go um all right i'm a 21 year old
guy uh with a
skeleton in my closet and it's making me lose sleep now when i was 15 a
freshman in high school
i was sleeping with this 18 year old senior girl
good for you she kept the fact that she was already in a relationship with
someone
after we've fucked a few times
okay she didn't let you know all right i was ridden with guilt why
she wasn't up front but she told me i wasn't the first person she did this with
she told me her boyfriend doesn't please me like he should and told me that she
sometimes
talked to him on the phone while she's naked to another guy in bed okay all
right all right
all right first of all people are really young in this goddamn story what the
fuck kind of red
issue diarrhea this bullshit first of all dude you are totally exonerated of
the guilt you're 21 years
old it happened when you were 15 who gives a fuck she's not still with the guy
anyway she convinced me
that what she was doing was okay saying that relationship wasn't going to last
anyways and my
horny fucking teenage brain went along with it of course she did for a year
before i told her we had
to stop i never spoke to her i mentioned it to anyone again well there you go
why am i telling you about my
shitty high school drama oh no i looked her up on facebook oh no the other week
oh no for shits and
giggles swimming for shits and giggles you were thinking about banging her
again and see that she's
now married to that guy and has a baby on the way
i don't know if she came clean to him none of your business buddy or if she's
cheating on him none of
your business buddy or if he knows anything about it at all none of your
business buddy
when i asked my friends for advice it's split half and half about whether or
not i should contact this
guy and tell him it's none of your business dude it's none of your business
there's a baby on the way
that was a long time ago she might have changed she might have not it's none of
your business
i'm at a loss here bill and would really appreciate any advice you could give
do i do anything is this
just in the past what do you think it's in the past you were both kids i guess
officially she was an
adult all right she's got some issues i don't know what happened to her as a
kid but it's not your deal
all right the fact that you actually give a shows that you're a wonderful
empathetic caring person who
needs to get on with this life all right and i'll tell you right now you are a
little weaselly the fact
that you looked her up on facebook and you not because you looked her up okay
you said for shits and
giggles it's not why you looked her up okay we all know why you looked her up
okay you would think
hey you know maybe i'll go you know swing by the old haunt again all right
nothing wrong with that
either all right it's just the way you presented you presented it like me and
everybody else who
listens this podcast are a bunch of goddamn fools we know good goddamn well why
you looked her up
and it wasn't for shits or giggles you understand me private um is that a donut
in your footlocker