Name: Bill Burr | Girl Trashes Date on Tik Tok
Uploaded: 2021-11-24T12:00:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Girl Trashes Date on Tik Tok' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | Girl Trashes Date on Tik Tok' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-24. Transcript available.

oh boy girl talks shit about me on tiktok love the podcast and your stand up to
begin i've been
talking to this lady for two weeks now and everything was perfect our first
date was last
thursday and i had taken her out to a nice korean barbecue restaurant both of
our favorites so look
at that share something in common you know what could go wrong dinner was great
and the conversation
was flirtatious i like your tits thank you i was hoping you were going to
notice them um sorry i'm
sure it was a little lighter than that i paid the tab left she then said she
had a great time and
wanted a second date coolly i said sure and asked for a kiss goodbye we made
out then said good night
day after no text at all i then go on her tiktok and on her live she states how
she had a terrible
time and that was one of the worst dates she had been on and she won't be
dating for quite some time
i was obviously hurt and angry as hell i confronted her about it and she said
she sides hustles with
her tiktok it's all an act and she lies like that for the monetary
entertainment she's not a public figure
parentheses gross get a fucking job in my opinion hey i'm a public figure that's
the second shot at my
job i don't work i'm a disgusting public figure hey man anyway i still thought
that was two-faced of
her but she reconciled and she apologized oh boy buddy i don't know about this
and said that if it
was the opposite way she'd feel the same way all right well there's some
empathy she even messaged me
back this morning do i still talk to her but wait for a second date on at on
her asking or do i just
ignore her for this thanks and go fuck yourself dude go with your gut
i'd go with my gut and uh i think you don't respect what she does for a living
you think it's gross get a fucking job and if you're going to get into a
relationship with somebody
you know i really think uh you know if you don't respect what they do if you
think what they do for
a job is gross before you've even had the second date you might want to pull
the ripcord and plus
um
the fact that it's an act and she's lying i don't know dude
uh i don't know
i don't know and that's one of those things you kind of have to worry about
i don't know these are all stereotypes but i'm just throwing it out there it's
just like
all right so this person's really into like fame and money how they how any way
that they can do it
and going out there and just like lying or whatever you know i don't know i don't
want to look down on
a fellow person that's whoring themselves out but you know there's one thing to
go out and start a band
tell some jokes become an actor fucking i don't know whatever else you do
run for office to try to change things before they you know get their dirty
filthy mitts on you
um i don't know but then the other thing too you know i think it's actually
good that hot chicks
can fucking go out there and make money doing that
because uh now they're kind of in control
or back in the day you know they make like you know
even like nfl cheerleaders wouldn't make any money and their whole big things
but wait till the calendar comes out
they pay them like 35 bucks a fucking game
and uh but now there's like instagram
so they can just go on there and you know do their little boop boopy dupe
fucking dance
and uh you know flirt with a couple of you know fucking ugly guys
and i don't know i'm sure it's harder than that
um i don't know dude you're talking tiktok
and and influencers to a 53 year old man so
take everything that i'm saying with a grain of salt i would just go with my
gut
and if you feel this early on
that you can't trust her and i also i don't understand young people where they
feel like
you're putting shit out on the internet like no one's gonna see that
you know it's not even young people i got a buddy of mine you know
i mean i have a friend of mine from back in the day the guy fucking takes video
of himself
fucking rolling joints old school he still buys the wheel
he wants to roll the joint rolls the joints during his fucking lunch hour at
work i mean figure that one out
anyway uh yeah i would go with my gut i kind of don't like this though
that she said she had a terrible time and she's not going to date for a while
the only saving great is grace is that she said i understand that you feel that
way i would feel the
same way so you got to think is that empathy and that's somebody that can
actually admit that they
did something wrong which is a great trait and very rare i feel like in a lot
of adults
i mean what really happened you went out you flirted you had a good time and
you made out with her and
she's a good kisser other than that you think what she did was gross and she
lied about your evening for
money i mean when you distill it down to that i mean i think you can find a
nicer person than that
whatever i'm not going to judge you either way good luck to you