Name: Bill Burr | The JFK Bullet Mystery Saga
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr | The JFK Bullet Mystery Saga' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-09. Transcript available.

hey what's going on it's bill burr and it's time for the monday morning podcast
for monday
for monday uh november 22nd 2021 what's going on hawaii um wait november 22nd
isn't that the jfk
day isn't that uh the infamous day how many years ago was it 1963 was almost 58
years ago 58 years ago
who do you think did it you know what i figured it out i figured it out you
know why because i
have the internet and when you have the internet okay and limited intelligence
you can figure out
all of the world's mysteries just by googling just googling things like who
really shot jfk
see and that's the problem with the the authorities you know what they're too
smart to just ask the
simple questions like let's find out right here well you know what in honor of
the 58th anniversary of the
assassination of uh jfk we're gonna i'm gonna finally debunk you know the oswald
thing who really
killed jfk okay here we go
um free stock footage all right i got stock footage 347 result uh they got jfk
conspiracies
i don't want all of this i just want an answer i want why people think this
photo of jfk's killer is
fake jfk kennedy's assassination conspiracy theories all right that's wikipedia
okay here we go who really
killed jfk all right that's a book oh you you turned it into a money i can't
just i have to read i don't
want to read i just want to annoy people at the bar go out there and say ah you
know what it was the
fucking guy who eventually created target yeah he wanted to open a uh a
location and he didn't want
to do it oh my god you know what all of this i gotta i all right hats off to jfk
conspiracy theorists
if you can weave your way through all of that you want to hear my theory i
think i think that that
fucking uh lee harvey oswald was a part of it that's all i know because when he
walked out so i'm
the patsy that's from for me that's it right there oh so i'm the patsy just the
way he delivered the
line it was kind of like oj when they arrested oj he didn't look like a guy who
just found out his
ex-wife got murdered and he was being charged that was not the look he had like
god damn it
oh i had a rough one last night you know oh that that that jerk off there the
kid from illinois that
decided to drive up into the riot that that that crying he was allegedly that
was that is the worst
fake crying i have seen since miss new york the shot that killed jfk oh jesus i
i drew him out of the
woodwork hi bill love your shows and all your podcasts always agree with you
and yeah i'm a 67
year old woman and i love the way you come up with your amazing advice for
people mainly the males who write
in so quickly anyway if you want to know who killed jfk look up mortal error on
wikipedia
about the book mortal error the shot that killed jfk by bonner menninger
outlining the the theory by sharpshooter gunsmith and ballistics expert howard
donahue
that is that a secret service agent in the limbo
behind jfk accidentally fired the shot that killed kennedy after he'd been shot
in the neck by oswald
i haven't read the book but the doc the doc the doc was totally convincing love
to you and your family
wait a minute
you're telling me some secret service guy pulled his gun out and
himself and accidentally shot him in the what now that's a brand new one hang
on a second
jfk fatal shot
secret service agent here we go this will get me on a watch list
mortal error conducting his own investigation donnie decided that the bullet
that struck kennedy
in the head and in fact been fired by united states secret service
agent george warren hickey june now you're gonna put his name out there like
you can't even prove it
okay mortal error is a 1992 non-fiction book by bonner menninger outlining a
theory
by sharpshooter oh this person just sort of copied and pasted this
merringer is also the author of and hell followed with it life and death in a kansas
tornado
which won kansas's note notable book award in 2011
all right that's interesting
kansas's notable book award all right i'm gonna not do the easy joke there donahue
first became
interested in the story of the assassination of john f kennedy after
participating in a recreation of the
shooting as one of 11 invited marksmen and sharpshooters he demonstrated that
it would have been
been possible for lee harvey oswell to have fired three shots in the time
specified by the warren commission
and was the only one of the 11 to better the 5.6 window however the experience
highlighted
to donahue other concerns regarding the warren report and in particular the
fact that the
testimony of the ballistics expert seems to have been completely omitted
from the commission's evan i've already just zoned out i know what i'm reading
now
he believes oddball's second shot through kennedy's neck may have been
already critically wounded the president by the time the third shot was fired
donahue was encouraged
in his investigations by ralph reppert uh report of the baltimore sun 77 river
published
donahue's theory in two articles which appeared may 1st donahue reconstructed
the trajectories of the
shot that struck kennedy and governor conley supported the single bullet theory
for a second shot
donahue decided that the impossible trajectory suggested the warren commission
was only necessary
because there was an error oh my god all right this is why you're never going
to solve it because
i i can't fucking read all of that all right so he's saying that somebody so he
took the gun out
because i've heard you know cops back in the day when they had their six
shooter rookies the first
time they had to pull their gun out in a gunfight by the time they brought it
up level they were empty
they were so freaking out like fuck fuck fuck they like they were pulling it
out shooting at the
ground and bringing it up click click click click um oh that's interesting that's
an interesting theory
i have no idea sounds pretty good to me man thanks for solving it you heard it
here
uh 44 years after the book came out
mortal error um hi bill on your november 29th podcast you read an email from a
listener who talked
about the kennedy assassination book mortal error and the theory of ballistics
expert howard
donahue although this is the book you want to read here mortal error donahue's
thesis is that lee harvey
oswald did shoot president kennedy but the fatal shot was accidentally fired by
a secret servant service
agent in the security car behind the president the presidential limo as the
agent attempted to turn and
return fire on oswald i realize this is heavy material for you otherwise irreverent
podcast oh jesus christ buddy
relax conspiracy theory about jfk is not heavy reading good lord this is taming
your shrew there
i don't know what that is i just know it's a rodney joke not only to tame her
shrew
uh from time to time it seems you discuss such matters
uh oh he was actually giving me the benefit of doubt and i just shit on him i'm
sorry person
person of writing in for whatever you are i've listened to you on and off for
years and think you're
great and myself oh my god and i really feel bad my son is an avid follower who
never misses a park out
jesus oh christ i wish sherry's berries was still around um in fact it was he
who told me about this
email this caught my interest because howard donahue the man who developed the
friendly fire theory was
my father
get the out of this star wars i'm supposed to believe this although the subject
of the assassination
has been beat to death for 50 years howard's theory is unique in that it is
grounded in science and
ballistics while all the other studies uh of the subject are not mortal error
may therefore be of some
interest to your listeners there was also a documentary on reels r-e-e-l-z
tv entitled jfk the smoking gun which was produced in 2013 and is based on my
father's work
it may still be running as the anniversary of jfk's assassination was november
22nd
for the short version an article on medium.com by boner bonner b-o-n-a-r meninger
m-e-n-n-i-n-g-e-r
called hidden in plain sight discusses the theory and the book and what's
happened since
it was first published in 1992 just thought you might want to know uh thanks
for doing your
podcast i wish you and your family a great christmas that is really fucking
interesting
so it was from the car behind
okay okay okay so i'm on i'm on the uh hidden in plain sight did a secret
service agent accidentally
shoot jfk this article was written october 8 2017
by bonner meninger well i'll be reading that if you actually are the son of the
guy that wrote
that that's pretty amazing that you guys listen to this podcast