Name: Bill Burr - FMTV | Climate Change Denying Listener
Uploaded: 2021-12-11T12:00:03.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - FMTV | Climate Change Denying Listener' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - FMTV | Climate Change Denying Listener' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-11. Transcript available.

climate change either isn't real or doesn't matter all right i like this person
this person's going
hard hey billy balderdash i didn't know how willing you are to i don't know how
willing
you are to change your opinion on global warming dude i hope you're right
but i thought it would be fun for you to get a different look on the subject
all right exactly
fuck what scientists are saying i'm going to listen to a podcast listener who's
not even smart
enough to not listen to this podcast all right so as the title suggests i think
that man-made climate
change isn't real and if it is it doesn't matter okay you've made some big
statements there sir
so far this is all reading like dialogue that a stenographer picked up at a bar
about three drinks
in first let's get into why it doesn't matter basically if climate change is
truly man-made
there's no reason to worry about it because there's nothing at all we can do
about it
the reason for this starts with china and how we could model world carbon
output based on their
development you mean the environmental disaster that is china they have way too
many fucking people
you know i feel bad for the people living over there the way they have to live
unless it's all propaganda
seems to me their fucking air is filthy over there because they got too many
people
um for decades because they were stuck in pre and in a pre-industrial
revolution era china was a carbon
negative country i don't know what that means over the decades as they began to
develop oh because
they didn't have machines that they weren't really producing a lot of pollution
over the decades as they
began to develop they started producing more and more pollution as it stands
right now china spews out
more carbon dioxide than the u.s wow european union and russia combined here's
a source all right
by itself that might be a problem we can deal with however india a country with
just as many people
is just now beginning to industrialize the asia pacific region of the globe
which includes china and india
now produces 50 percent of all global carbon emissions and it will only
continue to grow as india develops
like china did yeah that's scary because i learned when i traveled over there
when i did singapore hong kong
and mumbai india there was more people in that geographical uh circle within
the circle of that flight
uh which is more like a triangle but whatever there was more people living
within that part of the world
than there was in the rest of the world so if they all start living like fat
americans yeah we're in trouble
uh this is because as each undeveloped country begins to industrialize it
immediately starts using the
cheapest forms of energy producing the most readily available to accommodate a
massive spike in energy needs
wait immediately starts using the cheapest forms of energy production oh that
are most readily available
to accommodate a massive spike in energy needs which means gas and coal so india
with its billions
with its billion people will start producing as much carbon as china and africa
is quickly following behind them yeah we're kind of fucked
i don't understand why oil men won't just convert to solar just convert your
business model god forbid you
don't fucking make a zillion dollars this month and then you could own the sun
you have enough money
to produce legislation that you own all solar power people would still be under
your thumb
you'd still have all the power and you know you just keep getting more power
throughout history except
you're we could continue living so i don't understand why can't oil companies
just oppress us with solar
energy um anyway so unless we are willing to just nuke their population and
sterilize the survivors
there's no way to stop the climate change process well i have to be is is over
the top and as crazy as that is
if what scientists are saying um is gonna happen then at some point that won't
be a crazy over the top joke
or a sci-fi thing that's gonna be like you know at some point when people are
just getting down to
being able to survive on this fucking planet what human life will mean will be
no more than when a fly
comes into your house and you just grab a swatter and whabash uh however that
leads me to explain why
i think man-made climate change is a hoax um when it comes to climate change uh
research the common
complaint that research that tries to challenge consensus is that it's funded
by the oil company
that begs the question though who funds the climate studies that support it
uh if you take a look at most climate research and note who paid for the
studies you begin to notice
the trend in the list of financers and it just so happens to be our old friends
the international
bankers if you take a look at the world bank page regarding climate finance you'll
notice that the group
that dedicated 30 billion dollars in climate chain climate related activities
in 2019 alone a significant
part of which is dedicated to climate research this is just one banking group
of many doing the same
thing so why are the banks financing people who claim that humans are affecting
the global climate
wait why are they financing people who okay uh there are two main reasons jesus
christ i feel like i'm
on 60 minutes first is financial gain not only will the banks get trillions
upon trillions of dollars in
financing the infrastructure changes made in the name of climate change but
there is something called
emissions trading where individual companies buy and sell what are essentially
stocks that are meant to
offset the amount of greenhouse gases they produce i hate people that worship
money
they could be bought from the big banks and sold on the market based on the
pride i i can't this is too
depressing
it's too depressing you know something i'll just read the rest of this i'm sure
this interests you guys
more than the dumb that comes out of my mouth considering i wasted
30 minutes talking about stadiums and fight songs of sports teams these can be
bought from the big banks
and sold on the market on the price changes caused by changing environmental
regulations it's more
complicated than what can be said here so you can read more here uh all right
second i guess i'll post
these links i never do though second is that they are trying it it's actually
uh wikipedia carbon emissions
tradings if you search that second is that they are trying to shape people's
minds they want people to
not only accept lower living standards but to want lower living standards they
want people eating bugs and dead bodies
what seriously there's dozens of articles about this see this example dude i i'm
too fucking paranoid to read this
edible insects save planet global warming tasty trend trendy
tasty trendy i'm supposed to read a fucking article that says tasty trendy and
it's about eating bugs
here's my question why won't they just implement some laws to try to curb the
population growth
um and um this is from the new york post scientists suggest eating human flesh
to fight climate change
wow i mean this has to be like how far this is how bad it's getting
um and they want them to accept everyone this i can't be i have to now i have
to click click on that one
scientists suggest eating human flesh to fight climate change well i'll tell
you right now this
brings us back to houston because if you want to eat anybody you want those
fucking
marbled rib-eyed people down there um and they don't exercise it'll be like
eating veal
uh a swedish scientist speaking at stockholm summit last week offered an
unusual possible tactic in
combating global climate change eating human flesh oh my god is there video
footage of this speech
stockholm school of economics professor of economics professor and researcher
magnus
sotterlund there you go reportedly said he believes eating human meat derived
from dead bodies might be
able to help save the human race if only a world society were awakened to the
idea sotterlund's argument
for human cannibalism was front and center during a panel talk called can you
imagine eating human flesh
oh my god so they have a triple-decker sandwich with like doll arms coming out
of it that's hilarious
uh sotterlund's argument for the human cannibalism was okay at the gastro
summit
uh conservative taboos against capitalism conservative taboos against cannibalism
said
can change over time if people simply tried eating human flesh some then they're
going to start farming people
um some of the talking points at the seminar i remember vaguely reading animal
farm is this the
same thing when the animals start eating us or rebel against us some of the
talking points at the
seminar included whether humans were too selfish to live sustainably and if
cannibalism is the solution
to the food sustainability in the future
when at this is this is the direction we're headed in that this is somebody is
anticipating we're
going to run like all the animals are going to be dead we have to eat each
other
when asked during an interview after his talk if he personally would try human
flesh sotterlin said he
was open to the idea i feel somewhat hesitant but to not appear overly
conservative i've had to say i'd be open to at least tasting it
so was jeffrey dahmer a fucking environmentalist because he was helping the
world population and then also not
eating animals i'm beyond confused here he suggested more plausible options
such as eating pets and insects
before human meat becomes the next cuisine trend however history shows that
there are potential
health risks to cannibalism a tried in papo new guinea practice eating their
dead as an alternative to
allowing them to be consumed by worms according to the standard the cultural
practice led to an epidemic
of disease called kuru also known as laughing death
why is it called laughing death i have to know that now
okay why is kuru
called
laughing
oh disease okay let's see
the term kuru derives from the four words kukuria
to shake due to the body tremors that are classic simple symptoms of the
disease and kuru itself
means trembling it's known as the laughing sickness due to the pathological
bursts of laughter
which are a symptom of the disease videos
cannibalism and the shaking death
okay what part of the internet am i on did i just get put on some fucking watch
list here
potential serial killer you know it's fucking hilarious i don't know why i just
clicked on this
and it's advertising me this beautiful green irish sweater a jumper
and this i know when i looked up cannibalism and the shaking death a new form
of disease
and a possible epidemic
all right let's get back to the comedy everybody
what the fuck what the fuck did i go for the last 10 minutes
hail to the redskins eating other humans start fucking shaking laugh yourself
to sleep