Name: Bill Burr on AI Writing Jokes for Him
Uploaded: 2023-05-01T17:00:11.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr on AI Writing Jokes for Him' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr on AI Writing Jokes for Him' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-01. Transcript available.

Hey, hi Bill. I'm a big fan of your comedy and your podcast. Well, thank you. I
always make
sure I listen while I'm commuting to and from work. I just wanted to get your
opinion on all
the new AI apps and websites that seem to be coming out now. There are AI apps
for artwork
where a computer will pretty much make artwork based on whatever you can tell
it to make.
For instance, you can say, make Hitler wear a dunce cap and it will draw a
picture of it.
Okay. There's another program called ChatGPT. This is getting attention because
students are
using it to write papers for school. Oh, brother. And what it comes up with
will not be identified
on the plagiarizing programs that teachers use. You can also use it to write
songs or stories.
I was recently playing with it and I said, write a Bill Burr joke. Oh God. Did
it start smoking?
This is the joke it came up with. Oh God. I don't know what's worse. People who
are always late
or people who are always early. Late people are like, hey, I'm sorry I'm late.
But early people
are like, hey, I'm sorry I'm early, but I just couldn't wait to bother you.
Jesus Christ. They think I'm that bad a comedian?
Late people who are always, late people are like, hey, I'm sorry I'm late. That's
it. That's all the
fucking juice you squeezed out of that. Let me see if I can Bill Burr this up
with some fucks and some
bad voices. I'll do my impression, my impression of people's impression of me.
I don't know what's worse. People who are always fucking late are people who
are always fucking
early. Late people are like, oh, sorry I'm late. But early people are like, hey,
sorry I'm early, but I just
couldn't wait to bother you. I wouldn't fucking do this. Fuck that robot. But
it'll get better.
It'll get better. Just like all of these gas combustion people who are
complaining about how
long it takes to charge a car, an electric car, which is hilarious. What you
really do is get out
and plug it in as you go into your house and you wake up the next day with a
full fucking tank
every goddamn day. All these gas combustion people are like, well, what about
when I just,
if I decide I want to drive to Kentucky? When do you do that? Never.
Those, those electric ports, they're just going to charge faster and faster and
faster. That's it.
Because they know that that's what's stopping you. I don't want a fast vehicle
with more space to put
shit. After I saw that, I was curious to see what your thoughts were. Yeah, you
know what? I don't give a
shit. How about that? I used to give a shit. And you know what? Giving a shit
was just fucking
pointless. It was lonely. I actually had an economics major yell at me trying
to claim that
the Federal Reserve was part of the government. And she said, I majored in
economics. And I kept
saying, you're wrong. And then the other guy was going, San Diego, a whale's
vagina. And they were
just sitting there acting like I was a fucking lunatic. And I wasn't, I was 100%
right. But they
were in the goddamn matrix. So that's what I find. When you're into conspiracy
theory, you're either
going to be frustrated talking with somebody who doesn't believe in it, or
worse, you're going to
meet somebody that is into it. And they're going to just, you guys are just
going to sit there
freaking each other out.