Name: Burr Explains Why We Need to Switch to Electric Cars
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Burr Explains Why We Need to Switch to Electric Cars' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Burr Explains Why We Need to Switch to Electric Cars' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-06. Transcript available.

I'm on the fence with those things. I love that they don't use gas. I do love
that because in my
simplistic view of the world is if we had electric cars, you know, we wouldn't
be dependent on oil
in the Middle East as much. And then maybe we wouldn't be, you know, trying to
air quote,
bring them freedom. And then they would be mad at us because the way we bring
freedom is to drop
bombs on them. And then they'd want to come over here and fuck us up. Like if
we just sort of
use less of that, maybe we just would ignore that part of the world.
And we wouldn't be, you know, involved in that shit because it bankrupted this
company,
this company, this country, which is something for some reason, like they'll
never talk about.
Like us going over there in Operation Freedom, whatever the hell they called it,
you know, it was initially Saddam was part of 9-11 and then it was, he has
weapons of mass
destruction. And then it became, it's a liberation. They just kept changing why
they were going over
there. And for whatever reason, people supported it, which I think for most
people, it was cheaper
gas. And now here we are. I drove down the street the other day and it's like
seven something a gallon
I saw. And so you know what that means. People will be like, fucking Joe Biden.
And they're going to
ignore and they never really report on it. Every August, you know, for some
reason in August is when
the check is due. And there's this serious thing of like, oh my God, is the
dollar going to collapse?
That happens every year in August. And their solution is they print another
trillion dollars
with nothing behind it, which just causes inflation.
You know, this giant fucking Ponzi scheme. And then whoever's in office gets
blamed.
Liberals blame the conservatives. Conservatives blame the liberals. And all it
is, it's just a
bunch of cunts in suits sitting in the Federal Reserve. And for the life of me,
I don't understand
why the standing president doesn't just send one fucking platoon from the army
down there and just
walk in and just say, yeah, you know, we're running this shit now. We're taking
this over. Like, why
can't they do that? They do that when they build highways and they just walk
into little people's
houses, right? The little people going, yeah, that's it. Eminent domain. Fuck
you. We're building a
highway here. Why don't we just do that to them? Walk in there and be like, hey,
guess what? Here's
the deal. You don't run this shit anymore. We do. And we don't owe you shit.
And you should be
happy. You went out hanging you by your fucking toes out in the goddamn town
square.
I don't know why the fuck won't they do that?
What I think it is, is because if they, if they did it, the dollar would
collapse and there would
be chaos for a minute. And all those fucking whores that are politicians, you
know, like all the rest of
us, we're all bought into the Ponzi scheme. So they don't want to topple the
Ponzi scheme. They're just
hoping it doesn't topple within their lifetime on like their watch is the only
way that I can kind
of, kind of see that. I don't know. Would have been nice. You know, Bernie
Sanders, he wanted to go
after those guys. He wanted to go after those guys. You know what they call
them? A communist.
So I've gotten to the point in my life where I'm just like, you know what? Fuck
it. I'm just going
to sit back and see the humor in how fucking self-destructive we are as I go
out and buy a
gas guzzling Ford F-250 that I don't need. Um, how funny is that? I'm sitting
there. I like the
electric cars that, you know, it'd be great. We'll be less dependent on the
Middle East. And then I go out
and buy a fucking F-250. I mean, that's classic human behavior right there,
right on this podcast.
You know what we need to do? Well, I'm doing the exact opposite. We need more
people to be like me.
The hypocrite.