Name: Bill Burr's Red Carpet Story
Uploaded: 2023-05-25T19:00:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr's Red Carpet Story' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr's Red Carpet Story' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-25. Transcript available.

um there's all these big time movie actors there so anyways when they bring you
over to do the red
carpet um they drive you over and like you know whatever the fuck we were at
well we went to a
dinner no there was an early that's right there was an early thing you all meet
up then they do
the press junkets tell us about working on this movie was it exciting to work
with somebody like
this guy boom they do all that shit and you just put on your happy face oh my
god it was amazing
everybody was so amazing you just do that shit you go into that mode right so
then they bring us over
right and you're pulling up to the red carpet and there's a fucking probably
eight nine people deep
wrapped around this semicircle where all the cars are pulling up because they
want to see all these
big time fucking hollywood stars so lo and behold one of the first ones to come
down the fucking path
was me right
i wish i don't i i've never done one of those i wish i fucking videoed the
looks on people's faces
the fucking manic look of excitement past were combined with where is the
famous guy
so they're looking looking into the truck and they're like and they're looking
at me and then
quickly look as i just you know i'm standing there i'm in a suit i look like a
fucking agent they don't
know who the fuck i am so i the door opens and the crowd's like as i go to get
out and immediately
it just fucking you know like the beginning of a football game where everybody's
going crazy and
you're getting ready for the for them to kick off and the kicker starts running
at the ball and then
the wind blows it off the tee and then the crowd has to die down before they
start going oh that's
basically what it was me stepping out of that truck was like the football
falling off the tee and
uh yeah i was they were they were looking at nia like she was in the movie they
thought she was in
the movie they were like who is that is that you know fucking is that will smith's
wife
um anyways so then whatever went out and did the red carpet red carpet was the
same experience
which was fucking hilarious was people talking to me asking me questions as
they were looking down
the carpet to see you know where the real person was that was coming so i just
started making a joke
everyone i went as whenever they would look i would be like yeah don't worry kevin's
coming kevin's
coming you wrap it up with me wrap it up and they'd be like oh no no no it's
like yes yes yes i get it
him you're waiting for him you know you're not gonna use this so um i had a
great time i was making
me laugh the whole fucking way down because i just kept addressing that and um
it was just it was a
great time and uh you know i don't know the whole thing was it was interesting
going through there and
they just some of the questions that they would ask were kind of like open-ended
they'd be like you
you know you know this movie deals with race and in the light of the colin ferguson's
it's like this
thing was made a year ago this was made before then what do you feel uh how do
you feel that this
movie is going to affect the boo boo boo what am i a fucking sorcerer i don't
know i think people
are gonna think what they think all right bill thank you very much kevin
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.