Name: Bill Burr on Retiring
Uploaded: 2023-07-10T15:30:10.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr on Retiring' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr on Retiring' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-10. Transcript available.

greetings from greece oh would you look at this dear billy the great i cannot
wait to see you in
athens in september i hope you have some time to see our beautiful country i
think you'd love the
lifestyle here the food and history are amazing have you ever thought of
retiring in europe
uh absolutely i have i have but you know what i would miss america
um i would i mean i'm like everybody i love my country i love where i live
and i would miss the uh i'd miss the sports i like it i but i i would like
you know i visit other continents
and i like them and i have a good time but i'm not not gonna lie to you after
like 10 days
i do you know i do miss america so um i don't know i've thought about you know
you know all that dumb
shit you think about you know maybe i could just be in spain or france or
whatever and blah blah blah
but i i would uh or italy i would miss it and then also you know if i lived if
i was like uh uh
an immigrant i'd get treated like one after a while you guys would be like you
know hey you guys don't
mind the people visit you stay there like what the fuck are you doing here
taking our goddamn jobs um
but if i did
i don't know
i do think of retiring but then i don't know what i'd do with myself but i also
wonder like what um
where i would retire
i don't know what i'm gonna do whenever i think about retiring i always have a
small house
with no neighbors and i'm just hanging out
and i live a simple life i don't i wouldn't want to have no neighbors i would
like to live in like a
simple
town you know nice downtown area cool people good mix of people and uh
you know just putzing around town with my wife that's that's all i would want
but um
i don't know how do you just like how do how would i retire in europe i'm not a
citizen
how would they allow me i wouldn't even know how to do that um
i don't know i did see uh
you know there's a couple people i've been fans of that like
just live in france or something like that
maybe i would do that and then finally get the language down because i'll tell
you the other day
i was uh you know listening to like they got this app where you can like listen
to french news
slowly and uh i couldn't believe how much i kind of knew what they were talking
about and that was
exciting because i've been really bad about my studies for like the last three
months i got really
frustrated with the future tense and then i got busy with other stuff so i have
to get back on and i
was using pimsleur and now i'm thinking you know what i'm gonna read some books
and i'm gonna just
watch the news every day it seems like that's easier that's where my brain is
right now and then
i'll get back to the pimsleur thing but um i don't i don't know i i i do enjoy
travel but
to answer your question i don't think i could retire over there i i am an
american through and through