Name: The Funniest Bill Burr Ad Read Of All Time
Uploaded: 2023-07-12T15:30:08.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Funniest Bill Burr Ad Read Of All Time' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Funniest Bill Burr Ad Read Of All Time' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-12. Transcript available.

This might be my favorite name of anything I've ever advertised here, other
than one white Charlie's.
Sherry's Berries.
It says, insert story when you've given or received the gifts.
Well, I've been out of town. I haven't gotten Sherry's Berries yet.
All right, Sherry's Berries.
Since the end of the year is all about delicious holiday food,
why not send an extra special holiday treat to friends, family, business
associates,
everyone you know.
I've never met a person who didn't love Sherry's Berries.
Send giant dipped strawberries from Sherry's Berries for only $19.99.
That's over a 40% savings.
Go to berries.com, click on the microphone and type in burr, B-U-R-R.
For my listeners, double the berries for just $10 more.
Berries are terrific and a sweet holiday gift.
They also have delicious products such as Christmas cake pops, cheesecakes, and
dipped pretzels.
Here's the only way to get this special $19.99 Sherry's Berries offer.
Call 866-FRU-T.
I'm sorry.
What the fuck am I selling?
Did I approve this?
This is fucking ridiculous.
Who the fuck is going to buy this shit?
This is the funniest shit I've ever seen in my fucking life.
Christmas cake pops, cheesecakes, and dipped pretzels.
Call 866-FRU-T, everybody.
I'm sorry.
866-FRU-T-0-2.
Or even better, visit berries.com.
Oh, punch drunk.
Oh, please spell out the words.
Oh, by all means.
Berries.
B-E-R-R-I-E-S.
Berries.
Click on the microphone in the top right corner and type in Ber.
You've got to see these enormous berries for yourself.
I swear to God, this is the copy.
Go to berries.com.
Click on the microphone and type in Ber.
Type in Ber.
Dip your balls and dip your berries in that.
Don't wait now.
Order.
Order some chocolate berries for the fucking person in your life.
Oh, shit.
I needed that.
That was wonderful.
I'm sure I'll get some complaints on that one.
We need a conference call.
Can't do it.
I'm in Helsinki.
Hey, you cunts better buy some Sherry's berries because I'm going to get in
trouble with that fucking reading.
I'm not changing it because that was hilarious.
Wiping tears away here.
And I, my apologies to berries.com.
I didn't, I didn't look at the copy before I read that.
This, I'm too fucking immature to read shit like that.
I'm sure you have wonderful chocolate covered berries.
All right?