Name: Why Bill Burr is Terrified of AI
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Why Bill Burr is Terrified of AI' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Why Bill Burr is Terrified of AI' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-25. Transcript available.

What else do we got here? AI. Allen Iverson? That's the only AI I want to know
about.
Hey Bill, I haven't heard you talk about AI. That's because it's terrifying.
And then I also find it fucking hilarious. I am sad for the regular working
class person,
poor person, regular fucking, what's his pants on? He listens to Travis Tripp!
On his fucking CD player, he's still, he's got that old, the original one that
was in his old cutlass.
Got a four CD changer in the fucking trunk.
Tears for Fears is back. They never went away in his car.
I feel bad for what it's going to do for regular people.
But then there's a joy that I have that it's literally going to destroy the
people that are going to unleash it on us.
It's going to be like Frankenstein.
It's going to turn around and it's going to literally, you know, bite the hand
that's made it or whatever.
Bite the hand that feeds. I'm fucking up. I'm giving advice. I'm fucking up
expressions.
I think the combination of AI and corporate greed and their insatiable desire
to make more money every quarter.
When you combine the two of those fucking things, everything from their fucking
wingtips down is going to be expendable, including the planet.
And then eventually when all of that stuff has been expended, it's going to
turn around and it's going to eat them.
So I don't know.
I just found out this week that that when extras work on movies, these
corporate cunts scan their face and then own their face, make them sign
something.
They own their face and then they can use them as extras and background and
crowd scenes.
And on all media's yet to be invented and all that for the rest of fucking time.
I mean, it's just straight up fucking evil.
Just the level of fucking greed.
I'm telling you, in another life, I want to go the corporate route.
I just want to hear those conversations, how they just sit in there and they
try and figure out how to make more and more money.
And they just don't give a fuck who they're hurting.
Crazy.
Anyway, I haven't heard you talk much about AI.
Well, there you go.
That's my opinions on it.
Considering it has progressed faster than any other technology, it's probably
worth noting that your kids will use AR regularly in their life.
I don't doubt that.
Instead of going right to the doctors, they'll be able to get information as
accurate as a doctor, as well as faster and cheaper.
They will be.
As non-doctors, they'll be able to get information.
And then how are they supposed to process it?
As non-doctors.
Getting legal help will be cheaper as well.
Oh, and what else?
Is there going to be the paperless office?
Every technology that comes out is supposed to make your life fucking easier,
simpler, and you're supposed to work less hours.
And it's just never happening.
Someone victimized by this system will be able to research what laws they have
to protect them.
Yeah, they're doing away with all laws to protect any individuals.
The fact that that fucking shit that they put on organic fruit now, that wax,
they don't even have to say what's in it.
They go, it's 30%.
There's 70% other stuff that we're not telling you.
You didn't used to be able to do that.
You used to have to at least lie, come up with some ingredients.
They're like, yeah, we're not doing that anymore.
Anyways, the big battle is who will control the information put into the AI
systems.
Rubbing chin.
I wonder who that will be.
Joe Sixpack?
I don't think so.
What is, you know what I mean the big battle?
It's going to be the same fucking cunts that have always been sending the
information into your head.
The people that are fucking running shit in positions of power.
They're going to be the ones that decide what information you get and they're
going to decide how you're supposed to process the information.
If you decide to process it in a different way, you'll be labeled a communist
or an enemy of the state, at least in this country.
I imagine in Russia you're labeled a capitalist or woke, whatever the fucking
word is now.
Or you'll be called a trumper.
Yeah, just so it doesn't seem like only people on the right are labeling people.
The left probably does more labels than the right.
All right, the big battle is who's going to control blah, blah, blah.
Is there anything you'd like to have AI assist you with in your day-to-day life?
Yes.
Dismantling the corporate structure and racist hate groups.
I would start there.
Everything else I'm pretty cool with.
I feel like that was like really like sent by some AI corporation.
Look at all the great things it's going to do.
Hey, Bill, in your life, is there anything you would like to have it assist you
with?
This is going to be a great technology for everybody.
You know, it all depends, though.
You know, the fly in the ointment is how it's applied and who has control of it.
How many fucking times have you heard that?